Cristian Ramirez
@cristianramirez.bsky.social
That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny.
https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421
https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez
https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421
https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez
Tag yourself, I’m Pork ‘n Bean Bake
Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Tag yourself, I’m Pork ‘n Bean Bake
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Even having literally the most money in the world isn’t enough to make this guy anything but a huge, sad, fuckin dork
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Even having literally the most money in the world isn’t enough to make this guy anything but a huge, sad, fuckin dork
Dem centrists are obsessed with finding a meaningless way to rebrand and keep getting elected but what the American left wants are progressive policies and people that will actually fight fascists, not enable them.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Dem centrists are obsessed with finding a meaningless way to rebrand and keep getting elected but what the American left wants are progressive policies and people that will actually fight fascists, not enable them.
Decided to treat myself to some floor seats for Survivor Series and got a great view of Iyo’s dive
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Decided to treat myself to some floor seats for Survivor Series and got a great view of Iyo’s dive
Even having literally the most money in the world isn’t enough to make this guy anything but a huge, sad, fuckin dork
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Even having literally the most money in the world isn’t enough to make this guy anything but a huge, sad, fuckin dork
Even the hunger games was not able to predict just how fucking lame and performative rich people could be in our real dystopia
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Even the hunger games was not able to predict just how fucking lame and performative rich people could be in our real dystopia
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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please help
— boudica is my 6yo forest cat
— severe epilepsy & cluster seizures
— raising funds for tests & full treatment
— lost my job & insurance won't cover
— 15% raised so far 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
she's the absolute love of my life
pls share / donate if you can 🖤
— boudica is my 6yo forest cat
— severe epilepsy & cluster seizures
— raising funds for tests & full treatment
— lost my job & insurance won't cover
— 15% raised so far 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
she's the absolute love of my life
pls share / donate if you can 🖤
Donate to Get Boudica treatment for her epilepsy, organized by Daniel Kelly
Hello, thanks for taking the time to read this — I'll keep this short.
Boudic… Daniel Kelly needs your support for Get Boudica treatment for her epilepsy
gofund.me
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
please help
— boudica is my 6yo forest cat
— severe epilepsy & cluster seizures
— raising funds for tests & full treatment
— lost my job & insurance won't cover
— 15% raised so far 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
she's the absolute love of my life
pls share / donate if you can 🖤
— boudica is my 6yo forest cat
— severe epilepsy & cluster seizures
— raising funds for tests & full treatment
— lost my job & insurance won't cover
— 15% raised so far 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
she's the absolute love of my life
pls share / donate if you can 🖤
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Brown (Grizzly) Bear
- Alligator
- Llama
- Desert Hedgehog
- Parrotfish
- Brown (Grizzly) Bear
- Alligator
- Llama
- Desert Hedgehog
- Parrotfish
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Dog
- Cat
- Someone else’s cat
- A bird
- Devil’s Coach Horse
- Dog
- Cat
- Someone else’s cat
- A bird
- Devil’s Coach Horse
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat
Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Brown (Grizzly) Bear
- Alligator
- Llama
- Desert Hedgehog
- Parrotfish
- Brown (Grizzly) Bear
- Alligator
- Llama
- Desert Hedgehog
- Parrotfish
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Socialist Party of America's platform in 1912 called for abolition of pardon power altogether.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Socialist Party of America's platform in 1912 called for abolition of pardon power altogether.
Always important to remember that him just saying stuff doesn’t actually mean anything. Sorry that laws don’t work that way grandpa
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Always important to remember that him just saying stuff doesn’t actually mean anything. Sorry that laws don’t work that way grandpa
I would love for even a single reporter to have the journalistic integrity to point out that the Guard member would still be alive if it weren’t for his unlawful deployment, and ask if he feels any responsibility for their lives
Trump claims National Guard members were shot in DC because they’ve been so effective at stopping crime
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I would love for even a single reporter to have the journalistic integrity to point out that the Guard member would still be alive if it weren’t for his unlawful deployment, and ask if he feels any responsibility for their lives
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There is talk going around that DHS is now arresting people who fly *domestically* if they have final orders of removal.
Undocumented youth should consider consulting a lawyer to find out what their record is -- especially those whose parents had prior interactions with immigration.
Undocumented youth should consider consulting a lawyer to find out what their record is -- especially those whose parents had prior interactions with immigration.
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There is talk going around that DHS is now arresting people who fly *domestically* if they have final orders of removal.
Undocumented youth should consider consulting a lawyer to find out what their record is -- especially those whose parents had prior interactions with immigration.
Undocumented youth should consider consulting a lawyer to find out what their record is -- especially those whose parents had prior interactions with immigration.
If I’m 115 years old and a KotOR 1&2 remake/remaster finally comes out, I’ll play it on launch day from my death bed
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If I’m 115 years old and a KotOR 1&2 remake/remaster finally comes out, I’ll play it on launch day from my death bed
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All hail the hypno-beagle
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
All hail the hypno-beagle
My “we’re not Enron” memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by the memo
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My “we’re not Enron” memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by the memo
Remember kids if a giant dumbass with a dead parasitic worm in his brain can become “The Most Powerful Man in Science,” you can too, as long as your daddy was a famous politician.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
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Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Remember kids if a giant dumbass with a dead parasitic worm in his brain can become “The Most Powerful Man in Science,” you can too, as long as your daddy was a famous politician.
Me in my last Fallout playthrough
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me in my last Fallout playthrough
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top 4 80s films
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
top 4 80s films
top 4 80s films
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
top 4 80s films
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ICE in New Orleans: NOLA Rapid Response hotline is up and running! Report actual sightings to 504-221-1499
#NewOrleans #ICE
#NewOrleans #ICE
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ICE in New Orleans: NOLA Rapid Response hotline is up and running! Report actual sightings to 504-221-1499
#NewOrleans #ICE
#NewOrleans #ICE
We might live in the timeline with the worst president, but we also get to have the funniest pope, so at least there’s that
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We might live in the timeline with the worst president, but we also get to have the funniest pope, so at least there’s that
This meme is funny to me because the reality is that none of those guns are loaded. wtf is any landlord going to do if everyone goes on a rent strike?
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This meme is funny to me because the reality is that none of those guns are loaded. wtf is any landlord going to do if everyone goes on a rent strike?
The 3% discrepancy here is interesting to me because that means there are at least 10 million people in this country that are openly like, “no, he sucks at the economy, but I think the white supremacy and fascism is pretty cool.”
American Research Group poll 11/17-11/20
Trump job approval
Approve 35% (-2)
Disapprove 62% (+2)
(change since last poll)
Trump approval on economy
Approve 32% (-2)
Disapprove 64% (+1)
americanresearchgroup.com/economy/
Trump job approval
Approve 35% (-2)
Disapprove 62% (+2)
(change since last poll)
Trump approval on economy
Approve 32% (-2)
Disapprove 64% (+1)
americanresearchgroup.com/economy/
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The 3% discrepancy here is interesting to me because that means there are at least 10 million people in this country that are openly like, “no, he sucks at the economy, but I think the white supremacy and fascism is pretty cool.”