Crippled Giraff Decals
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Artist, Designer, Decal-Monger. I draw Monsters, Mutants, and Machines!
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I'm mad. You're mad. It's going to take more to fix anything.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Yes, Canadian pacific did a very very creative job. Taking inspiration for actual vehicle painting practices of each branch and applying them to locomotives was a cool move.
Much better than FLAG WRAP+CAMO dogshit we see too often. Have at least *one* ounce of creativity.
Much better than FLAG WRAP+CAMO dogshit we see too often. Have at least *one* ounce of creativity.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Yes, Canadian pacific did a very very creative job. Taking inspiration for actual vehicle painting practices of each branch and applying them to locomotives was a cool move.
Much better than FLAG WRAP+CAMO dogshit we see too often. Have at least *one* ounce of creativity.
Much better than FLAG WRAP+CAMO dogshit we see too often. Have at least *one* ounce of creativity.
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I'm mad. You're mad. It's going to take more to fix anything.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm mad. You're mad. It's going to take more to fix anything.
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I’m going to keep it real with you, MTA Metro-North Railroad: this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. You could print Goatse on the side of a Genesis and I’d be like well, it’s an improvement over that heritage veteran livery they did
Today we're unveiling our eighth locomotive in Metro-North’s Heritage Series—a moving tribute to our nation’s veterans.
Created and designed by Metro-North veterans, this locomotive embodies gratitude to those who have worn the uniform, both within the Metro-North family and across the country.
Created and designed by Metro-North veterans, this locomotive embodies gratitude to those who have worn the uniform, both within the Metro-North family and across the country.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m going to keep it real with you, MTA Metro-North Railroad: this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. You could print Goatse on the side of a Genesis and I’d be like well, it’s an improvement over that heritage veteran livery they did
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Now THIS is an inspiring workbench setup! Lots of light, good access to tools, but still somewhere you want to spend time.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Now THIS is an inspiring workbench setup! Lots of light, good access to tools, but still somewhere you want to spend time.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I love guesting on podcasts
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I love guesting on podcasts
*writing a sci-fi story about the horrors of war*
"What if war was the coolest fucking thing you could imagine? With like, giant robots? And laser swords? And magic! Let's throw magic in there!"
"What if war was the coolest fucking thing you could imagine? With like, giant robots? And laser swords? And magic! Let's throw magic in there!"
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*writing a sci-fi story about the horrors of war*
"What if war was the coolest fucking thing you could imagine? With like, giant robots? And laser swords? And magic! Let's throw magic in there!"
"What if war was the coolest fucking thing you could imagine? With like, giant robots? And laser swords? And magic! Let's throw magic in there!"
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Spaceship doodle with digital color overlay.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Spaceship doodle with digital color overlay.
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Spaceship doodle with digital color overlay.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Spaceship doodle with digital color overlay.
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Giving away this little claw I made as a proof of concept for another project. Small, sharp, feels good to hold. To win: b following me, like, comment, rp, and tag someone you think would also like to win. Winner pays s&h, void where prohibited, no metal animals were harmed in the making of this art
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Giving away this little claw I made as a proof of concept for another project. Small, sharp, feels good to hold. To win: b following me, like, comment, rp, and tag someone you think would also like to win. Winner pays s&h, void where prohibited, no metal animals were harmed in the making of this art
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This isn’t incompetence btw, it’s class solidarity. They will always favor fascism because it fits best with capitalism.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This isn’t incompetence btw, it’s class solidarity. They will always favor fascism because it fits best with capitalism.
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
I'm mad. You're mad. It's going to take more to fix anything.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm mad. You're mad. It's going to take more to fix anything.
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I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵
I thought my new health insurance premium was going to be $350 per month until I got this letter informing me that it would be $1,228.28 PER MONTH. I CURRENTLY PAY $50. Is my math mathing? Is that.... a 2,356.42% increase?
2256.42%????
TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩
2256.42%????
TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵
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November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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GM XP 512E
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November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
GM XP 512E
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Caving now will teach Trump and Republicans that they can win any fight simply by threatening to cause terrible harm to regular people. no possible way that could have future adverse consequences
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Caving now will teach Trump and Republicans that they can win any fight simply by threatening to cause terrible harm to regular people. no possible way that could have future adverse consequences
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
Considering a system where you mail me an envelope with an order form and hard cash and I mail you stickers. Tired of dealing with Payment Processors.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Considering a system where you mail me an envelope with an order form and hard cash and I mail you stickers. Tired of dealing with Payment Processors.
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The beer jacket is an ai image btw.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The beer jacket is an ai image btw.
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Schumer is a lil bitch
this guy brings a cutting board and his dick out to a knife fight
If Trump doesn’t rescind it, Congress must act.
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Schumer is a lil bitch
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Quick reminder: I'll kill you
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Quick reminder: I'll kill you