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Crippled Giraff Decals
@crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Artist, Designer, Decal-Monger. I draw Monsters, Mutants, and Machines!

He/Him

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God bless the Extra Dim button on Android
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Been a minute but I roughed another HARK card. Need to play with this one but some kind of cultist card I think would be fun
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Stick 'em up! Stupendous stickers like these and more now available at a steal!
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Y'all motherfuckers want some STICKERS ???
They'll arrive in time for Christmas, I'll vouch something intangible but of seemingly high value on it.
This promotion is running now through to the 7th of December, because fridays last a week and a half in the US !
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November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Get your shongles shit.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Behold, the glory of the Genesis P40!
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I quite like @theuglymachine.bsky.social 's Anvils
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Who's this RADICAL REPTILE?
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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This code will, of course, work with my stickers. So if you want to buy someone an anti-fascist goblin sticker or 2 for Christmas (or buy that one about cumming to make Christmas morning super uncomfortable), now it can be done with a discount!

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Snipe & Wib
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November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Missed Black Friday? Well if you want stickers there's still an offer on over at Crippled Giraff, with 25% off orders over $25 (when you use the code).

Code is valid until December the 7th.

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November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
On top of it being massively illegal and completely unnecessary, the thing about striking Venezuela is, they have a functional layered air defense?
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Definitely the slowest model in my Ork army but it's red and so goes faster #orks #minipainting #warhammercommunity #40k #nerdlings #wargaming
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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The right is full of grown-ass adults who are afraid of vaccines, kid's books, and anyone Twitter or OAN tells them to fear, including the entirety of NYC, and NYC is full of people who cheerfully chase federal agents out of the state and then do stunts on Citibikes; you tell ME who's going to win.
The scene now at Lafayette and Howard, diagonal to the ICE garage which activists remain camped out in front of on both sides of the building.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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WE FREEBASING DUBIOUS NOOTROPICS

DID A BUMP OF DIPPED GAS STATION AMPHETAMINE SALTS OFF A STRIPPER'S ASSCRACK

BLACKED OUT AND STARTED SPEAKIN IN TONGUES FOR 72 HOURS

WOKE UP HOLDING A BRICK, THE KEYS TO A BUGATTI, AND THREE PHDS. I DID NOT PAY FOR THE BUGATTI
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Embodying the same principles, the Sagarmatha [G] Type predates the current Everest pattern by more than a century. It still sees active use in some Union squads. Deployed in record numbers during the Committee Civil War, the Sagarmatha [G] Type is time-honored and battle-tested.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Who's this RADICAL REPTILE?
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I quite like @theuglymachine.bsky.social 's Anvils
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM