Mr. Crowbot
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Mr. Crowbot
@creedencetapes.bsky.social
· Apr 27
Someone told me to touch grass and now I have poison ivy.
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If I win the lottery there will be signs
The Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya ran a red panda escaped animal drill. To be safe & humane, the panda was played by a staff member with a stuffed animal on his head. It took staff 30 minutes to contain the wild beast.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If I win the lottery there will be signs
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Forbes 30 under 30 has a better arrest record than the FBI
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Forbes 30 under 30 has a better arrest record than the FBI
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Look, folks: President Trump shitting his pants live on camera is a DISTRACTION from the Epstein files, which are in turn a DISTRACTION from ICE’s gestapo tactics which are themselves a DISTRACTION from the affordability crisis…
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February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Look, folks: President Trump shitting his pants live on camera is a DISTRACTION from the Epstein files, which are in turn a DISTRACTION from ICE’s gestapo tactics which are themselves a DISTRACTION from the affordability crisis…
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These guys are fucking freaks searching for an excuse as to why the Bad Man is still Bad despite very obviously doing Good
All you that dick rode Stancil are dumb as fuck sorry to inform. Fuck that guy and pull your head out of your ass next time you see a clout sharking guy that is thoughtlessly cruel to the poor, Palestinians, and people maintaining thoughts in their head showcase a bare minimum of decency
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
These guys are fucking freaks searching for an excuse as to why the Bad Man is still Bad despite very obviously doing Good
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actually dragula was the mechanic. the car is dragulas monster
February 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
actually dragula was the mechanic. the car is dragulas monster
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I remember the Natalie Portman ones which seemed gross to me even at the time but partly because I had an age appropriate crush on her. (We’re like a year apart, tops)
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I remember the Natalie Portman ones which seemed gross to me even at the time but partly because I had an age appropriate crush on her. (We’re like a year apart, tops)
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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do you think my dog is mad at me
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
do you think my dog is mad at me
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The full run of SCTV for free. God bless and keep the Internet Archive.
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The full run of SCTV for free. God bless and keep the Internet Archive.
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Russian Bots are stealing another election
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Russian Bots are stealing another election
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I asked Paul George — who has come back from multiple major injuries — if there was any wisdom to pass on to Embiid to help during his process of getting back to himself.
He deadpanned: “Drugs help.”
He deadpanned: “Drugs help.”
February 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I asked Paul George — who has come back from multiple major injuries — if there was any wisdom to pass on to Embiid to help during his process of getting back to himself.
He deadpanned: “Drugs help.”
He deadpanned: “Drugs help.”
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Jimmie Foxx and Ted Williams posing on the steps of the dugout, they played together from 1939-42. Foxx in 1940 was the 2nd player to ever hit 500 HR’s in a career and Williams in 1960 was the 4th.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Jimmie Foxx and Ted Williams posing on the steps of the dugout, they played together from 1939-42. Foxx in 1940 was the 2nd player to ever hit 500 HR’s in a career and Williams in 1960 was the 4th.
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Tillis is retiring. He doesn’t have to fear being primaried or facing the general electorate.
He’s voting to fund ICE amid these atrocities because he agrees with what they’re doing.
He’s voting to fund ICE amid these atrocities because he agrees with what they’re doing.
👀 Every Senate Democrat + Collins and Murkowski just voted for the Bernie Sanders amendment to repeal the $75 billion in additional ICE funding under Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” The measure failed 49-51.
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Tillis is retiring. He doesn’t have to fear being primaried or facing the general electorate.
He’s voting to fund ICE amid these atrocities because he agrees with what they’re doing.
He’s voting to fund ICE amid these atrocities because he agrees with what they’re doing.
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So wait does _Melania_ have a butthole cut
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
So wait does _Melania_ have a butthole cut
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Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
The fucking speaker of the house claims to not know a god damned thing Trump has ever said and the same fuckers let it go. Every day!
The national press desperately misses having Biden around to beat up, so they are vowing to make the 2028 Dem primary all about Biden ... and having the gall to pretend that it's *voters* who want this.
January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The fucking speaker of the house claims to not know a god damned thing Trump has ever said and the same fuckers let it go. Every day!
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Rudy added bleach when he was washing The Mask
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Rudy added bleach when he was washing The Mask
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Journalist Georgia Fort has been released from custody (video @fox9mn.bsky.social)
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Journalist Georgia Fort has been released from custody (video @fox9mn.bsky.social)
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A scene from a recent media podcast:
Van Lathan and @joelanderson.bsky.social argue about who has the tougher dad.
Full pod here:
open.spotify.com/episode/6XT1...
Van Lathan and @joelanderson.bsky.social argue about who has the tougher dad.
Full pod here:
open.spotify.com/episode/6XT1...
January 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
A scene from a recent media podcast:
Van Lathan and @joelanderson.bsky.social argue about who has the tougher dad.
Full pod here:
open.spotify.com/episode/6XT1...
Van Lathan and @joelanderson.bsky.social argue about who has the tougher dad.
Full pod here:
open.spotify.com/episode/6XT1...
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"What did I trip on? Did someone put something down here so I would trip?!" RIP Catherine O'Hara. A one of one.
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"What did I trip on? Did someone put something down here so I would trip?!" RIP Catherine O'Hara. A one of one.
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Yo, remember when Rudy Giuliani got in a car crash and then they put out a statement that was like "actually he was rescuing a victim of domestic violence"
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Yo, remember when Rudy Giuliani got in a car crash and then they put out a statement that was like "actually he was rescuing a victim of domestic violence"