A brand new Venn starring Thanksgiving Dinner, Driving in Austin, and a Colonoscopy
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A brand new Venn starring Thanksgiving Dinner, Driving in Austin, and a Colonoscopy
🦃AUSTIN THANKSGIVING EVE HEB SHORTAGE UPDATE🦃
The following items are confirmed to still be available:
*Mink Nuggets
*Vegan Lemur (Tarrytown)
*Organic Acai Suppositories
*Yak Taint
*Ox Pepper
*Creole Garlic Jelly Bellies
*Assorted Skins
The following items are confirmed to still be available:
*Mink Nuggets
*Vegan Lemur (Tarrytown)
*Organic Acai Suppositories
*Yak Taint
*Ox Pepper
*Creole Garlic Jelly Bellies
*Assorted Skins
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
🦃AUSTIN THANKSGIVING EVE HEB SHORTAGE UPDATE🦃
The following items are confirmed to still be available:
*Mink Nuggets
*Vegan Lemur (Tarrytown)
*Organic Acai Suppositories
*Yak Taint
*Ox Pepper
*Creole Garlic Jelly Bellies
*Assorted Skins
The following items are confirmed to still be available:
*Mink Nuggets
*Vegan Lemur (Tarrytown)
*Organic Acai Suppositories
*Yak Taint
*Ox Pepper
*Creole Garlic Jelly Bellies
*Assorted Skins
It's Austin Thanksgiving Venn time
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's Austin Thanksgiving Venn time
The last time the Aggies beat the Longhorns in football, this is what the Austin skyline looked like
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The last time the Aggies beat the Longhorns in football, this is what the Austin skyline looked like
My latest "The 10 Best and Worst Things About Thanksgiving" is fun, free, and will get all y'all in the holiday mood🦃
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10 of the Best (and Worst) Things About Thanksgiving
This holiday's sheer duality is underrated
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November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My latest "The 10 Best and Worst Things About Thanksgiving" is fun, free, and will get all y'all in the holiday mood🦃
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Austin swingers think they're 8s, but don't realize that's the total score for the couple
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Austin swingers think they're 8s, but don't realize that's the total score for the couple
These will never not be amusing to me
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
These will never not be amusing to me
Austin Forecast: "Heavy rain event for the next 48 hours, get ready"
Austin Reality: One 30 minute banger storm hits during afternoon rush hour or 3 AM
Austin Reality: One 30 minute banger storm hits during afternoon rush hour or 3 AM
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Austin Forecast: "Heavy rain event for the next 48 hours, get ready"
Austin Reality: One 30 minute banger storm hits during afternoon rush hour or 3 AM
Austin Reality: One 30 minute banger storm hits during afternoon rush hour or 3 AM
I don't do a ton of paywall articles, but if you're so inclined, I'm proud of this one (link, below, in comments).
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't do a ton of paywall articles, but if you're so inclined, I'm proud of this one (link, below, in comments).
Trying to think of something cooler than Willie Nelson playing a retired Texas Ranger on Miami Vice and I'm coming up empty
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trying to think of something cooler than Willie Nelson playing a retired Texas Ranger on Miami Vice and I'm coming up empty
What Austin celebs look like they do for a living, Part II
The fun rolls on...
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The fun rolls on...
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What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part II
Are sequels better? I'm going with they're equal
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November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What Austin celebs look like they do for a living, Part II
The fun rolls on...
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The fun rolls on...
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NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE BANGIN IN AUSTIN
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE BANGIN IN AUSTIN
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Now these are party ppl “organic penile girth injections,” and “aggressively targets pet waste from non-breeder dogs,” as well as “fired in 2023 for having “office ass,””💃🏼🕺🏼
What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
It has been too long, y'all
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November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Now these are party ppl “organic penile girth injections,” and “aggressively targets pet waste from non-breeder dogs,” as well as “fired in 2023 for having “office ass,””💃🏼🕺🏼
What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
It has been too long, y'all
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November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What Austin Celebs Look Like They Do For A Living: 2025 Edition, Part I
You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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You don't want to miss my new one that tells y'all what job bigwigs like Glen Powell LOOK like they would have
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A post-election night chat with your Texas father-in-law
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A post-election night chat with your Texas father-in-law
Texas Republicans after seeing California pass Congressional redistricting
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Texas Republicans after seeing California pass Congressional redistricting
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Nine. 9. NINE.
Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history.
WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history.
WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
NEW: California voters pass Proposition 50, which adopts a new Democratic-approved congressional map through 2030, The Associated Press reports.
The new maps will take effect starting in the 2026 midterm elections. https://to.pbs.org/47z89Dh
The new maps will take effect starting in the 2026 midterm elections. https://to.pbs.org/47z89Dh
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Nine. 9. NINE.
Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history.
WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
Nine Republican congresspersons have just been made lame ducks. In a congress with the thinnest margin in modern history.
WTAF are those soon to be out of work people going to do in a congress running interference for the jackass that played chicken & lost them their cush jobs?
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really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
Election Night Update...
Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Election Night Update...
Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
Your Texas Father-in-Law who slobberingly supports Texas Republicans adding House seats for Trump without the public voting is appalled at California adding Dem House seats via a ballot measure election
Go vote or some shit
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Go vote or some shit
Evil Austin Pizza Reviews #9: Loudmouth
We hit the east side for a change
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November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM