Trying to think of something cooler than Willie Nelson playing a retired Texas Ranger on Miami Vice and I'm coming up empty
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trying to think of something cooler than Willie Nelson playing a retired Texas Ranger on Miami Vice and I'm coming up empty
NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE BANGIN IN AUSTIN
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE BANGIN IN AUSTIN
A post-election night chat with your Texas father-in-law
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A post-election night chat with your Texas father-in-law
Texas Republicans after seeing California pass Congressional redistricting
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Texas Republicans after seeing California pass Congressional redistricting
ATTN: Texans
This means they know you've been texting while driving
This means they know you've been texting while driving
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ATTN: Texans
This means they know you've been texting while driving
This means they know you've been texting while driving
Austin right now 💦
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Austin right now 💦
TAINTLORD THUNDERDOME™
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
TAINTLORD THUNDERDOME™
JUST OUT: Good news for the Holiday Season. AUSTIN HAS SUPER CHEAP HOUSING AND ZERO TRAFFIC OR TAINTLORD DRIVERS. Also, virtually NO EXPENSIVE BBQ, POSER DOMAIN BROS, OR 35% TIP SCREENS. THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS FOR THE A.T.X.
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
JUST OUT: Good news for the Holiday Season. AUSTIN HAS SUPER CHEAP HOUSING AND ZERO TRAFFIC OR TAINTLORD DRIVERS. Also, virtually NO EXPENSIVE BBQ, POSER DOMAIN BROS, OR 35% TIP SCREENS. THE BEST OF ALL WORLDS FOR THE A.T.X.
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
🔥 MY ACL 2025 BINGO HAS ARRIVED 🔥
October 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
🔥 MY ACL 2025 BINGO HAS ARRIVED 🔥
Fall Austin Cold Front™
September 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Fall Austin Cold Front™
Austin, here's a fitting Venn for my new MoPac toll lane traffic app...
Apple: apps.apple.com/us/app/evil-...
Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Apple: apps.apple.com/us/app/evil-...
Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
September 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Austin, here's a fitting Venn for my new MoPac toll lane traffic app...
Apple: apps.apple.com/us/app/evil-...
Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Apple: apps.apple.com/us/app/evil-...
Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Beautiful and elegant
September 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Beautiful and elegant
The EVIL MOPAC TOLL LANE TRAFFIC APP has launched for both Apple and Google Play (Links posted in thread, below) 😱
This app gives a real time snapshot of how much faster the toll lane is than the free lanes (or if it is) and also does an interactive cost analysis 😍
This app gives a real time snapshot of how much faster the toll lane is than the free lanes (or if it is) and also does an interactive cost analysis 😍
September 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The EVIL MOPAC TOLL LANE TRAFFIC APP has launched for both Apple and Google Play (Links posted in thread, below) 😱
This app gives a real time snapshot of how much faster the toll lane is than the free lanes (or if it is) and also does an interactive cost analysis 😍
This app gives a real time snapshot of how much faster the toll lane is than the free lanes (or if it is) and also does an interactive cost analysis 😍
