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The witch made him hot chocolate.

"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."

He took a sip.

"They say I can overcome any hardship."

"Mm," said the witch.

"And I can. I do."

The witch said nothing.

"But I shouldn't have to!"

"No."

The witch held the hero as he wept.

"No, you shouldn't."
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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people don't even notice how at the beginning of the last chapter of The Lord of the Rings, Frodo defunds the police
February 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The man said
Keep your head and arms inside the Mixer at all times
But no
JUNIOR had to be a DAREDEVIL
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
what would be a good bible quote to get banned for?
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hey Boo-Boo
[@bbkittyfck.bsky.social]
a cartoon bear is flying through the air in a hot air balloon .
ALT: a cartoon bear is flying through the air in a hot air balloon .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
this story involves squid
i listened to it yesterday on and thought you might enjoy
clarkesworldmagazine.com/oreilly_10_17/
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The Last Boat-Builder in Ballyvoloon by Finbarr O'Reilly
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
clarkesworldmagazine.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Non-interventionism was the pro-nazi position in WWII.

This seems like sufficient information to evaluate its tenets.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Edmund Fitzgerald of Theseus
In a bottle
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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I can't get my head around anyone being as stupid as this, so the only logical conclusion I can arrive at is that they are deliberately trying to wipe out vast sections of the population. MAHA is an extermination project.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
this is super cute :)
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Billionaires need to be made to understand that increased taxation is the compromise position.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
they will gladly pay you tuesday
for a treason vote today
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Keep Trying
#art
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@jbpritzker.bsky.social
call off your cop goons
you are all empty talk so long as your cops are helping ice and attacking protestors
CALL THEM OFF
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@alwayscoffee.bsky.social
Saw this, thought you'd appreciate
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Alas, Godot Fortunato will not make it to the planned meeting
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
When we last saw Frankenstein's creature,
it was in the polar ice

When we last saw The Thing,
it was in the polar ice

... there is a story to be written here when they meet
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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this administration reminds me so frequently of the line about how the US didn’t win the Cold War, we just lost it last.
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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virtue signalling is good actually
Performative decency is actually *so* important for this reason.

It tricks the 10% of ghouls into thinking that there are only 1% of ghouls.

And it makes the 30% of people that don't care one way or another follow the mostly decent crowd
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I don't use AI for the same reason I don't eat tapeworms... I don't like parasites.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
fuck cornell
BREAKING: Cornell caved.

Here is the settlement agreement, signed today by the university's president, Michael Kotlikoff: statements.cornell.edu/2025/documen...
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM