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crAsh
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November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ni!
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
he/him/mild-mannered reporter
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
people are such total shit
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
noone can tell us we're wrong
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
🫂
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
that only works if you are also the right kind of absolutely shameless hollow shitbag of a person
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
you are awesome.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We're not unreasonable
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
maybe not being a Food Professional, you'd not be so inclined to absolutely baldfaced LIE about stuff like How Long It Takes To Cook The Onions etc.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not to worry, it's easy!
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I enjoyed this :)
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Do you suffer from This?
Ask your doctor about Stuff™️!
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
ghost of hitchcock
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
SO MANY THINGS
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
no, i don't have that app
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
they LIE
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
<monkey's paw curls around Snowpiercer DVD>
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Quantum Entanglement
(witchcraft)
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM