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Schmetzer said as far as he knew, nothing racist was said that prompted nouhou to throw the ball. Jon bell, who was on end line with Nouhou, confirmed it too, apparently. Schmetzer: ‘That was one of the most important things I wanted to cross off.’
July 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Schmetzer said as far as he knew, nothing racist was said that prompted nouhou to throw the ball. Jon bell, who was on end line with Nouhou, confirmed it too, apparently. Schmetzer: ‘That was one of the most important things I wanted to cross off.’
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overheard a guy in Prospect Park explaining to a friend who Eric Gagne was. our legends live on through oral storytelling, in the tradition of the ancients.
July 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
overheard a guy in Prospect Park explaining to a friend who Eric Gagne was. our legends live on through oral storytelling, in the tradition of the ancients.
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Jac's first Kauffman blast! 💥
July 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Jac's first Kauffman blast! 💥
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
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June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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i feel like apples count as a fruit. because i mean, it's an apple, come on. i think oranges and strawberries are fruits too. i don't care what anyone says
June 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i feel like apples count as a fruit. because i mean, it's an apple, come on. i think oranges and strawberries are fruits too. i don't care what anyone says
Accidentally quit my job on the same day as Elon Musk
May 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Accidentally quit my job on the same day as Elon Musk
NFL fans all universally agreeing that tush push isn’t fun to watch but shouldn’t be banned just because a team uses it well vs NBA fans universally agreeing to ban strategy because it makes the ending boring
this is a way more obvious ban case than the tush push imo. sports = fun and this ain't fun
I'm pro-banning fouling up three now I don't care if it is the "right" strategy it sucks to watch.
May 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
NFL fans all universally agreeing that tush push isn’t fun to watch but shouldn’t be banned just because a team uses it well vs NBA fans universally agreeing to ban strategy because it makes the ending boring
One day one of the teams I root for will not be universally hated on this website but I guess today is not that day
May 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
One day one of the teams I root for will not be universally hated on this website but I guess today is not that day
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Can’t wait to watch these two guys rock the kit this summer!
Our fans are the heartbeat of our team.
Inspired by their energy, inspired by street style, the Heartbeat kit has arrived.
Inspired by their energy, inspired by street style, the Heartbeat kit has arrived.
May 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Can’t wait to watch these two guys rock the kit this summer!
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opening up the archives in honor of World Turtle Day
Shell hath no hurry
Turtles displaced by lake project creep their way home in the slowest and cutest “welcome home” party ever
neorsd.medium.com
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
opening up the archives in honor of World Turtle Day
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MLS appears to have decoded those players in no time.
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
I thought 2. Bundesliga players and coaches would auto_win MLS though
May 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
MLS appears to have decoded those players in no time.
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
bsky.app/profile/tomt...
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the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it
he's 74, his mind has to be blown by even the most modest of tricks on it
May 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it
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Wild that there are 130 Cardinals and they’re still tied for third in the NL Central
May 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wild that there are 130 Cardinals and they’re still tied for third in the NL Central
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I get to enjoy the White Sox horridness because I had to suffer through Royals horridness. Any fans of chronically good teams don't get to do this.
May 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I get to enjoy the White Sox horridness because I had to suffer through Royals horridness. Any fans of chronically good teams don't get to do this.
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It’s CONCLAVE time at the DNVR bar! The cardinals are sequestered but you don’t have to be! We’ve got Papal Poppers for 8.99, that’s jalapeño, cream cheese, bacon, and a special deity drizzle for the most high. The blood of the lord beer from Breck Brew is on tap! Red grape hazy IPA. 6 bucks all day
May 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s CONCLAVE time at the DNVR bar! The cardinals are sequestered but you don’t have to be! We’ve got Papal Poppers for 8.99, that’s jalapeño, cream cheese, bacon, and a special deity drizzle for the most high. The blood of the lord beer from Breck Brew is on tap! Red grape hazy IPA. 6 bucks all day
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Here at the Geodis Park parking lot, where a cat rode to the match from Franklin in someone’s engine block and doesn’t want to come out.
May 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Here at the Geodis Park parking lot, where a cat rode to the match from Franklin in someone’s engine block and doesn’t want to come out.
Hiding out on here because I said I wouldn’t have fun at a Savannah bananas game and now they’re trying to kill me
April 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hiding out on here because I said I wouldn’t have fun at a Savannah bananas game and now they’re trying to kill me
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April 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I hate my foes so much
March 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I hate my foes so much
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the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital
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April 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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This is absolutely absurd.
This isn’t Europe and a majority of soccer media in the United States have 9-5 jobs to support themselves.
John shouldn’t be treated like this by FIFA. I know MLS teams that would vouch for his professionalism.
#RBNY #FCWC
This isn’t Europe and a majority of soccer media in the United States have 9-5 jobs to support themselves.
John shouldn’t be treated like this by FIFA. I know MLS teams that would vouch for his professionalism.
#RBNY #FCWC
So apparently FIFA looks down on people who have 9-5 jobs. This is absolutely ridiculous. Why does it matter? Does me taking photos for Copa America and the whole list of other tournaments while working a 9-5 make me less than a professional photographer?
April 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM