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itsphetz.bsky.social
TurkeyFall: The AUTUMN Protocol
@itsphetz.bsky.social
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I am attacked forever and always
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TurkeyFall: The AUTUMN Protocol @itsphetz.bsky.social · Mar 23
I hate my foes so much
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jav.scd.lol
Karen
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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stefanbc.bsky.social
The most annoying movie idea of all time came to me in a dream last night: weed sideways
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
gas me up buttercup
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
eating food is bad
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
To thine own self please be fr
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
itsphetz.bsky.social
If you eat food today your canceled
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
Jazzpole Malfrancia
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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junlper.beer
at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
I am, as always, thankful for Gaming
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
crisps are mental
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
might start telling lies on people
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
Brenga McBramble
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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goatse.bsky.social
Reading my pimp's blog 😍
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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keithpille.bsky.social
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
An inflatable Death Star with a wreath around the primary weapon and text printed on it saying “May CHRIST be with you”
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
We accept it now! 🎉
mitsuhiko.at Armin Ronacher @mitsuhiko.at · 6d
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
Good morning. How are you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
Wrangler Men's 13MWZ Cowboy Cut Original Fit Jeans $5.99 on Amazon (83% off) buff.ly/N6VHBbS #ad
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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ok-but-still.bsky.social
if you're the first man mugged on january 1, 2026 in zohran's nyc, and you don't make $1,000,000+ by going on conservative news to grift, you are the donkey of the decade
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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itsphetz.bsky.social
That hungry moment when you’ve got a hankering to chow down
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
itsphetz.bsky.social
I love too “sample the good’s”
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
Apply now to work with officer sourpuss
Cbp recruitment ad featuring an officer who’s mean mugging the camera
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
Xbox Crocs releasing tomorrow on Crocs Store (Nov 25 - $80) buff.ly/4J97UXm
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
PARTY HOST: Whoa, look who decided to show up ten minutes late! It's Mr. Punctual!
EVERYONE: (laughs)
ME: (typing on phone)
ME: (typing)
ME: (takes photo of host)
ME: (typing)
ME: (typing)
ME: (stifling laughter to self)
ME: (typing)
ME: Oh yeah? Well your hair is brown, you short cunt.
wapplehouse.bsky.social Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 7d
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
itsphetz.bsky.social
painted dis
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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itsphetz.bsky.social
If you were a skeleton and I was a liche would you join my Bone Horde 👀
December 7, 2023 at 4:03 PM