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Wilson Wilson
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Spinning hope trying to find a wheel. Mind your doors and corners. You die in doors and corners. Probably in a sweat suit thinking about bolters
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Just stop putting in bike lanes. Just stop, defund the non profit advocates. Clearly it's not working as we intended. Give bikes away if you can. Take people on rides to build confidence.
February 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Shouts to @chrisronayne.bsky.social and @clemayorsoffice.bsky.social for putting in the free parking in front of the county building on prospect. *Taps ear* my producer is telling me in fact that is a bike lane. Who would have thought it.
February 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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The touch...
The feel...
Of titties....
The fabric of our lives
February 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It's a really bad idea to give bandos weapons.
not sure when we decided marching bands should all dress like Napoleonic era soldiers, but one of these years we need to fly all the high school and college bands over to Waterloo and let 'em fight it out again.
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
You laugh but I'm considering this as a game day special
Arby’s Double Deckers (1990-1990): A line of double-tall sandwiches, marketed as Arby's answer to the Big Mac. Available in:
Double Decker Roast Beef n Swiss
Double Decker Deluxe (beef with tomato and lettuce) or
Double Decker Bac'n Cheddar (beef, bacon, cheese sauce, lettuce and tomato)
February 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Don't be critical of him in Cleveland your posts will be used in the local paper.
it's even worse than first reported

the fucking guy caused an inflight disruption so bad the pilot had to leave the command deck then he was like I RELIEVE U OF DUTY

absolute toddler baby shit brained government at the highest levels
New details emerge about in-flight blow-up between Corey Lewandowski and pilot
Additional details have emerged about a mid-flight showdown between Homeland Security advisor Corey Lewandowski that led to a Coast Guard pilot's firing — and immediate reinstatement.DHS Secretary Kri...
www.rawstory.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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If I was a gambler, I'd bet that Bobby George or maybe that guy who got fired from CSU over publishing race science stuff under the name of the school were behind this.
February 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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If the SAVE act passes, a great workaround is for women to just not take on a spouse’s last name if they choose to get married.
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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It costs $130 + a $35 facility fee to obtain a passport and an extra $30 for a passport card. In California, fees for certified copies of vital records are between $18 and $31 each. How is the SAVE Act not a poll tax?
February 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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The "is it cake" era was a pysop preparing us for the uncertain reality of ai images. In this essay...
February 17, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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i've been making the same ship of theseus joke for years

i just like to make a slight tweak every time i do
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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This is the future Big Bike wants
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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idk maryland state highway administration maybe there is a solution that isn't "destroy $26k in flexposts every time you need to plow old georgetown road"
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Would be cool if the "urbanism/bike lanes/efforts to reduce car dependency are ableist" people would listen to disabled people who can't or don't drive occasionally. There's quite a lot of us.
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Drinking Moonshine is when you don't plan on doing anything worthwhile to society for the next 4-6 hours.
February 17, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I'm no crazy person. I have no idea who or what is in the Epstein files but it appears this fucking guy was into everything somehow.
February 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
everyone needs to sit down and have a thought. What happens when something or someone that makes you happy is in the Epstein files, are you willing to walk away from that thing in solidarity with victims. This fucking guy may have suggested micro transactions who in fuck knows how far he goes?
February 17, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Cleveland overall sucks but you are guaranteed never to get the "I'm in town" DM on social media. Nobody shows up here for no reason.
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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"I swing a big stethoscope and she's not called Candy for nothing. Serious inquiries only"
February 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Gonna start bringing my cup to the diner for coffee. The diner cup is just too small.
February 17, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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LMFAO Ben and Candy
Aye @solochills.blacksky.app who does the pic of Bey and Jay remind you of?
Yall remember these from the Bird??? 😂
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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*in court*

judge: you are accused of being square

*i jump on the judges desk*

me: hashtag not all men...

judge: Gah, i find you guilty

*i backflip off the desk

me: ...HAVE PENISES

judge: whoa case dismissed i hereby find you COOL AS FUCK

*me and judge high 5, lawyers go apeshit*
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I'm going to have this diner breakfast then I'm going to tell @themaplewitch.bsky.social all about my plans for a podcast network based entirely on improv.
February 17, 2026 at 12:10 PM
25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
February 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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we're publishing a book about paczki this time next year, and the person who is writing the Rust Belt portion is texting me photos of them from his travels around the region to find the best ones. MEAN!
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM