Count Bathory flow
@countbathory.bsky.social
Musician and heffy metal maniac. He/him. 29 y/o. Denver
Fuck ICE
ancientwarrior.bandcamp.com
Fuck ICE
ancientwarrior.bandcamp.com
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
Is this a recession indicator?
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Is this a recession indicator?
*Impossibly loud incorrect buzzer*
Bovino: "Something else here as far as what happened in that Target store is truly I felt sorry for the public, and the reason for that is by and large 90% of the public are happy to see us. They like to engage with us, talk with us and find out about our missions."
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
*Impossibly loud incorrect buzzer*
I did at least one cool thing in 2025
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I did at least one cool thing in 2025
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Four LAPD officers on horseback surround a man laying on the ground, trample him, and beat him with their polycarbonate "saber" batons.
June 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Four LAPD officers on horseback surround a man laying on the ground, trample him, and beat him with their polycarbonate "saber" batons.
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it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy
June 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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Pharmaceutical companies: “Okay, plan’s ready to go, ready to murder millions of people, there’s only one step left…the clues.”
May 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Pharmaceutical companies: “Okay, plan’s ready to go, ready to murder millions of people, there’s only one step left…the clues.”
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flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
May 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
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My "when must we kill them" blog has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my blog
April 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My "when must we kill them" blog has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my blog
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i know it's been said many times but i really can't get over how transphobia literally rots people's brains until they're slobbering and obsessed with gametes and chromosomes and don't realize how insane they sound. it's like a zombie virus
April 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i know it's been said many times but i really can't get over how transphobia literally rots people's brains until they're slobbering and obsessed with gametes and chromosomes and don't realize how insane they sound. it's like a zombie virus
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BLUESKY’s CLINT ELDORADO Invites DISTURBED’s DAVID DRAIMAN To Suck My Fucking Dick After He’s Finished Autographing Child-Killing Missiles, The Cunt
April 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
BLUESKY’s CLINT ELDORADO Invites DISTURBED’s DAVID DRAIMAN To Suck My Fucking Dick After He’s Finished Autographing Child-Killing Missiles, The Cunt
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The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
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courtesy of my discord
April 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
courtesy of my discord
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the right wing conspiracy theories for why the economy going down in flames isn't trump's fault are going to be off the chain. "antifa gangs poured all the coffee down the drain at the coffee factory" type shit
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
the right wing conspiracy theories for why the economy going down in flames isn't trump's fault are going to be off the chain. "antifa gangs poured all the coffee down the drain at the coffee factory" type shit
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Another edition of what I've been listening to lately. Chamber Mage and Ukko's Hammer are local homies and both of their records rule. Also new Serpent Rider kills and has some of my favorite cover art I've seen in a long time
March 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Another edition of what I've been listening to lately. Chamber Mage and Ukko's Hammer are local homies and both of their records rule. Also new Serpent Rider kills and has some of my favorite cover art I've seen in a long time
What I've been listening to. New Throne of Iron rips
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What I've been listening to. New Throne of Iron rips
What I've been listening to lately. Tons of great releases so far this year and some old favorites
March 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What I've been listening to lately. Tons of great releases so far this year and some old favorites
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hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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my prediction is that the clearance sale will continue. it will look more like 90s russia than 30s germany.
January 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
my prediction is that the clearance sale will continue. it will look more like 90s russia than 30s germany.