The Corgi Commissar 🎲
@corgicommissar.bsky.social
Ex-Lawyer, Dad, Hobbyist. Cool Zone Enthusiast. Fan of tiny soldier games. I read a lot of genre fiction and love animals. Quaint and allo.
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>Be israel
>America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard
>Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails
>America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard
>Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails
Imma be real I think it's genuinely in the State of Israel's long term interest to receive far less aid and be forced to stop antagonizing everyone out of pure defensive self interest.
February 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
>Be israel
>America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard
>Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails
>America dumps $30 billion worth of hammers into your front yard
>Holy shit turns out I'm surrounded by nails
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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If any other government official in any other administration had said this exact sentence, you'd assume it was a bland platitude about why America is great. You have to be truly deranged to think any part of this is bad.
February 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
If any other government official in any other administration had said this exact sentence, you'd assume it was a bland platitude about why America is great. You have to be truly deranged to think any part of this is bad.
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
![Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
_________________________________________________
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
[photo of Liam]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreigfz6fzbu65haq7nfqgaoe7m42gsaonpinpmaaptuzd5atkqvya4i@jpeg)
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
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it’s lowkey pretty funny how republicans show no ability to distinguish between anyone else’s ideology. their idea of left-wing extremists are like pelosi & hillary. it leads to them saying amazing stuff like “we owned your hero, bill maher”
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it’s lowkey pretty funny how republicans show no ability to distinguish between anyone else’s ideology. their idea of left-wing extremists are like pelosi & hillary. it leads to them saying amazing stuff like “we owned your hero, bill maher”
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Every time the Democrats prove the left is wrong about them the future looks brighter, so I encourage them to get started!
I've said before that people think leftists enjoy being right. It sucks, actually. I do not want to be proven right, that the national Democratic party is cooked, by them voting for cloture on the CR. I don't get anything out of it, I don't have a podcast to promote, things just keep getting worse.
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Every time the Democrats prove the left is wrong about them the future looks brighter, so I encourage them to get started!
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Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Basically everyone hired in any federal law enforcement agency from Jan 21 2025 onward needs to be fired on day one of the next administration. There will be some innocent victims, yes, but that’s where we’re at.
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nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 AM
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
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what about the fact it's the weekend and they have plans
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
what about the fact it's the weekend and they have plans
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I’ve harped on this for years but the reason there’s a seemingly (or at least relatively) “low” amount of corruption in US politics is because we’ve legalized all of it.
The issue isn't whether "Melania" is a good movie or a bad one. It's that one of the richest men in America, with business interests affected by public policy, gave the President's family $75 million to make it. Like that's somehow legal.
January 30, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I’ve harped on this for years but the reason there’s a seemingly (or at least relatively) “low” amount of corruption in US politics is because we’ve legalized all of it.
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When RATM said "Some of those who work forces" they were being far too charitable
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
When RATM said "Some of those who work forces" they were being far too charitable
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everyone needs to get their beaks wet. the beaks. they're parched. just enough to wet their beaks. be reasonable
NO SENATE VOTE TONIGHT
Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 AM
everyone needs to get their beaks wet. the beaks. they're parched. just enough to wet their beaks. be reasonable
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are we kidding us
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
are we kidding us
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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This is still a conservative estimate from direct deaths with verified remains. It also doesn't include deaths from disease, starvation, and other causes that were indirect. The death toll is likely 3-4 times as high.
Even with that, this is still 3% of the total population killed.
Even with that, this is still 3% of the total population killed.
I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable.
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry death toll of over 71,000 Palestinians killed in the war
Although Many International Experts Have Accepted the Health Ministry's Data as Reliable, and Even Conservative Relative to the True Death Toll, Israel Had Refused to Accept the Health Ministry's Coun...
www.haaretz.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
This is still a conservative estimate from direct deaths with verified remains. It also doesn't include deaths from disease, starvation, and other causes that were indirect. The death toll is likely 3-4 times as high.
Even with that, this is still 3% of the total population killed.
Even with that, this is still 3% of the total population killed.
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Of course the US isn't a democracy, the secret police ignoring the law and the opposition party that ignores their own constituents are both aspects of that.
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Of course the US isn't a democracy, the secret police ignoring the law and the opposition party that ignores their own constituents are both aspects of that.
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I don’t drink, don’t do drugs, lift heavy, and married early, but I balance all of this out by giving myself 15 hours of daily screen time
Sounds fun!
January 29, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I don’t drink, don’t do drugs, lift heavy, and married early, but I balance all of this out by giving myself 15 hours of daily screen time
I don't think there's any other functioning democracy in the world that has so few removal mechanisms that an administration could just keep chugging along with these numbers. No snap elections, no recall, no votes of no confidence - just locked into this dogshit.
January 28, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I don't think there's any other functioning democracy in the world that has so few removal mechanisms that an administration could just keep chugging along with these numbers. No snap elections, no recall, no votes of no confidence - just locked into this dogshit.
The country survived without DHS until GWOT, it will be just fucking fine without it again. These people cannot even imagine the ratchet going the other way, just a future of slightly softer, more ergonomic ratchets.
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The country survived without DHS until GWOT, it will be just fucking fine without it again. These people cannot even imagine the ratchet going the other way, just a future of slightly softer, more ergonomic ratchets.
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Incredible. Millions are newly-mobilized, questioning how their taxes are being used to hurt their neighbors.
Republicans are in a terrible position.
Democrats have huge leverage.
And they may just go ahead and give DHS more money — as long as they slap on a few rules DHS is already not following.
Republicans are in a terrible position.
Democrats have huge leverage.
And they may just go ahead and give DHS more money — as long as they slap on a few rules DHS is already not following.
Chuck Schumer just announced demands on DHS to avoid shutdown:
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams
There are *already* standards on much of this.
The issue is DHS isn't following them!
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
A half century of movies casting Romans and other Mediterranean people as pasty brits has irrevocably damaged the public's understanding of the Classical era.
I have, without exaggeration, never encountered a dumber person
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
A half century of movies casting Romans and other Mediterranean people as pasty brits has irrevocably damaged the public's understanding of the Classical era.
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”