Corey
@corepatt.bsky.social
I'm alive. Time to make it everyone's problem.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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My situationship is so rude to have plans when I’m this horny smh
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My situationship is so rude to have plans when I’m this horny smh
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My nudes do not get put in the hidden folder.
They just float around my reel like lucky charms marshmallows amongst the regular cereal bits.
They just float around my reel like lucky charms marshmallows amongst the regular cereal bits.
December 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My nudes do not get put in the hidden folder.
They just float around my reel like lucky charms marshmallows amongst the regular cereal bits.
They just float around my reel like lucky charms marshmallows amongst the regular cereal bits.
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Me when I walk into the next room omw to get something:
Idk what I'm missing :(
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Me when I walk into the next room omw to get something:
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Tops when it’s over 7” and thick
I don’t have to try to rearrange and recreate you
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tops when it’s over 7” and thick
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*wistful sigh* pepperidge farm remembers...
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
*wistful sigh* pepperidge farm remembers...
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supreme court to decide whether part of constitution is part of constitution
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
supreme court to decide whether part of constitution is part of constitution
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Praying to have my hole eaten 🙏
Praying to eat his hole 🙏
Every time I think “I wish I was more ran-through” I remind myself that tomorrow’s a brand new day 🥰
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Praying to have my hole eaten 🙏
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there’s no place like hole for the holidays
i’ll be hole for christmas
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
there’s no place like hole for the holidays
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September 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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"I like standing up and saying things."
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"I like standing up and saying things."
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Right back at you bro 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Right back at you bro 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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Sorry for fetishizing ur butt it will happen again
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sorry for fetishizing ur butt it will happen again
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HAPPY FRIDAY! What’re your plans? I hope they’re as gay as possible 🤗
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
HAPPY FRIDAY! What’re your plans? I hope they’re as gay as possible 🤗
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Every 12 months of paying rent you should get one month free
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Every 12 months of paying rent you should get one month free
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Classic you Turkey Baster
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Classic you Turkey Baster
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Mint chocolate chip ice-cream does not need to be green to be delicious.
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Mint chocolate chip ice-cream does not need to be green to be delicious.
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seemingly nice lady who owned the candy store said she liked my hat
I thanked her
"We've got to protect our heads, especially with all the wifi out there today"
I laughed, but she said she was serious
what's crazier? Her "wifi is hurting our heads" theory or that beanies are the only protection?
I thanked her
"We've got to protect our heads, especially with all the wifi out there today"
I laughed, but she said she was serious
what's crazier? Her "wifi is hurting our heads" theory or that beanies are the only protection?
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
seemingly nice lady who owned the candy store said she liked my hat
I thanked her
"We've got to protect our heads, especially with all the wifi out there today"
I laughed, but she said she was serious
what's crazier? Her "wifi is hurting our heads" theory or that beanies are the only protection?
I thanked her
"We've got to protect our heads, especially with all the wifi out there today"
I laughed, but she said she was serious
what's crazier? Her "wifi is hurting our heads" theory or that beanies are the only protection?
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I understand why people want to eat me
Im cute and tasty
But pls reconsider because I will melt and die and that's kinda mean :/
Im cute and tasty
But pls reconsider because I will melt and die and that's kinda mean :/
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I understand why people want to eat me
Im cute and tasty
But pls reconsider because I will melt and die and that's kinda mean :/
Im cute and tasty
But pls reconsider because I will melt and die and that's kinda mean :/
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My sister got some thanksgiving stuffing and the cashier went ‘keeping the party going, huh’
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My sister got some thanksgiving stuffing and the cashier went ‘keeping the party going, huh’
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Can’t wait for the Epstein files to end world hunger.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Can’t wait for the Epstein files to end world hunger.
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Sorry I’ve been so quiet lately, I’ve been having a lot of sex and food this week
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sorry I’ve been so quiet lately, I’ve been having a lot of sex and food this week