Cordwainer Shark
@cordwainershark.bsky.social
Basic but esoteric, sometimes pixel artist, mostly here to lurk
He/him
NFT/AI free zone, Chuds/TERFS delenda est
He/him
NFT/AI free zone, Chuds/TERFS delenda est
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American freedom was purchased by the blood of men far braver and stronger than Elon Musk who crossed oceans for the opportunity to die for a 'multicultural economic zone.'
We are tasked with preserving the freedoms they so dearly purchased and expanding them, if we can, as we can.
We are tasked with preserving the freedoms they so dearly purchased and expanding them, if we can, as we can.
February 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
American freedom was purchased by the blood of men far braver and stronger than Elon Musk who crossed oceans for the opportunity to die for a 'multicultural economic zone.'
We are tasked with preserving the freedoms they so dearly purchased and expanding them, if we can, as we can.
We are tasked with preserving the freedoms they so dearly purchased and expanding them, if we can, as we can.
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This is why true intellectuals embrace the column shift
Knob to switch gears next to volume knob is an insane design choice you see all the time.
“Ahh hell yeah this is my jam”
*puts car in reverse at 70mph on Highway”
“Ahh hell yeah this is my jam”
*puts car in reverse at 70mph on Highway”
February 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
This is why true intellectuals embrace the column shift
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I'm so excited to finally join in on saying YES there will be more Knights of Guinevere!!! I wonder who did those Bear and Dragon Monster noises??? ;)
@glitchprod.com #KoG
youtu.be/3oC8ta-7Rds?...
@glitchprod.com #KoG
youtu.be/3oC8ta-7Rds?...
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE ANNOUNCEMENT
YouTube video by GLITCH
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I'm so excited to finally join in on saying YES there will be more Knights of Guinevere!!! I wonder who did those Bear and Dragon Monster noises??? ;)
@glitchprod.com #KoG
youtu.be/3oC8ta-7Rds?...
@glitchprod.com #KoG
youtu.be/3oC8ta-7Rds?...
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All the conservative movement has been since Rush Limbaugh on talk radio in the 90s is the rich kid putting his finger an inch from a girl’s face in school and saying “I’m not touching you so you can’t do anything” followed by “wow women are losing their minds” when they get your finger broken.
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
All the conservative movement has been since Rush Limbaugh on talk radio in the 90s is the rich kid putting his finger an inch from a girl’s face in school and saying “I’m not touching you so you can’t do anything” followed by “wow women are losing their minds” when they get your finger broken.
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I remember back in the '90s/00s a mom pranked her son by memorizing Eminem lyrics and then singing them at the top of her lungs when he played the album for his friends.
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I remember back in the '90s/00s a mom pranked her son by memorizing Eminem lyrics and then singing them at the top of her lungs when he played the album for his friends.
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They are in fact concentration camps in the original usage of camps for concentrating a civilian population for control or collective punishment or to facilitate deportation or population transfer.
They are not concentration camps as a euphemism for extermination camps.
They are not concentration camps as a euphemism for extermination camps.
God the gall of @jaketapper.bsky.social lecturing that Minneapolis small business owner about the meaning of the word "concentration camp" while people are being crammed into poorly resourced buildings by the thousands and shuttled off never to be heard from again
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
They are in fact concentration camps in the original usage of camps for concentrating a civilian population for control or collective punishment or to facilitate deportation or population transfer.
They are not concentration camps as a euphemism for extermination camps.
They are not concentration camps as a euphemism for extermination camps.
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AOC was Biden’s strongest soldier is a madness rune for people in every faction of the party
February 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
AOC was Biden’s strongest soldier is a madness rune for people in every faction of the party
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Not to continue stirring up negativity, but it's so depressing how many people are still following this AI "pixel artist"
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Not to continue stirring up negativity, but it's so depressing how many people are still following this AI "pixel artist"
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If you care about pixel art as a medium and want to learn more about how to detect if it is genuine or AI-generated, please refer to this writeup that I created with the help of the community. Read, download, share and support real creators.
February 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
If you care about pixel art as a medium and want to learn more about how to detect if it is genuine or AI-generated, please refer to this writeup that I created with the help of the community. Read, download, share and support real creators.
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it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
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Cybersix sketch 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Cybersix sketch 🥰
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
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“The choice is made. The destroyer of worlds has come.”
“Whoa! Whoa! Nobody 'choosed' anything! Did you choose anything?”
“No.”
“Did you?”
...
"Cloud?"
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood, something that could never, ever possibly destroy us:"
“Whoa! Whoa! Nobody 'choosed' anything! Did you choose anything?”
“No.”
“Did you?”
...
"Cloud?"
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood, something that could never, ever possibly destroy us:"
February 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
“The choice is made. The destroyer of worlds has come.”
“Whoa! Whoa! Nobody 'choosed' anything! Did you choose anything?”
“No.”
“Did you?”
...
"Cloud?"
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood, something that could never, ever possibly destroy us:"
“Whoa! Whoa! Nobody 'choosed' anything! Did you choose anything?”
“No.”
“Did you?”
...
"Cloud?"
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood, something that could never, ever possibly destroy us:"
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The Mommy Party is always responsible for cleaning up the Daddy Party's mess. Failure to do so because Daddy beat her too hard to remain upright is Mommy's fault for being too shrill and annoying. This too is gender.
"Is 53 greater or less than 47" quickly becoming the defining political question of our time
Love to see people in the year 2026 spend all day talking about what the Dems can’t do and shouldn’t try
February 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The Mommy Party is always responsible for cleaning up the Daddy Party's mess. Failure to do so because Daddy beat her too hard to remain upright is Mommy's fault for being too shrill and annoying. This too is gender.
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if things go sideways i honestly want them to go sideways with plenty of red left on the clock, not a third round of poison chalice passing
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
if things go sideways i honestly want them to go sideways with plenty of red left on the clock, not a third round of poison chalice passing
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I mean they actually jumped on the "genocide" label pretty early. He was called "genocide Joe" for anything from making them add $1400 & $600, sending multiple COVID tests in one box, & a train crash causing odd smells in a small Ohio town.
The left very, very loudly said - between 2016 and 2022 - that inflationary policy was OK so long as it was in service of increased social welfare programs.
So, the Biden Administration delivered that.
In return for this, the left called them out-of-touch on economics and, eventually, genociders.
So, the Biden Administration delivered that.
In return for this, the left called them out-of-touch on economics and, eventually, genociders.
I think it's true that a lot of Americans have financial challenges they didn't have decades ago but that is not the same as poverty and those challenges are made worse, not helped, by spreading bullshit implications around the idea that we can somehow lower inflation while also providing services
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I mean they actually jumped on the "genocide" label pretty early. He was called "genocide Joe" for anything from making them add $1400 & $600, sending multiple COVID tests in one box, & a train crash causing odd smells in a small Ohio town.
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The MSM believes this too, btw.
Media: Kamala is a policy lightweight.
Kamala: Let’s talk about this Project 2025 thing.
Media: First of all, only lying whores talk about policy. So write that down…
Media: Kamala is a policy lightweight.
Kamala: Let’s talk about this Project 2025 thing.
Media: First of all, only lying whores talk about policy. So write that down…
Basically, Republicans view informing the electorate of their policies and fundamentally unsportsmanlike compared to the noble art of birtherism.
Not only does nobody believe this about mistreatment of Mitt Romney, but the Obama 12 campaign went *easier* on him than some of the whisper campaigns in the primaries. We said he was an out of touch rich guy who profited from shipping jobs overseas (true!), we didn't do whisper anti-mormon stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The MSM believes this too, btw.
Media: Kamala is a policy lightweight.
Kamala: Let’s talk about this Project 2025 thing.
Media: First of all, only lying whores talk about policy. So write that down…
Media: Kamala is a policy lightweight.
Kamala: Let’s talk about this Project 2025 thing.
Media: First of all, only lying whores talk about policy. So write that down…
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they're systems, not lights.
physics is weird.
i love it when MS glow weirdly, provided it seems reasonably well thought out.
physics is weird.
i love it when MS glow weirdly, provided it seems reasonably well thought out.
February 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
they're systems, not lights.
physics is weird.
i love it when MS glow weirdly, provided it seems reasonably well thought out.
physics is weird.
i love it when MS glow weirdly, provided it seems reasonably well thought out.
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February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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It is not TECHNOLOGY or SPYCRAFT that defeats them, it is COURAGE and DISCIPLINE.
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
It is not TECHNOLOGY or SPYCRAFT that defeats them, it is COURAGE and DISCIPLINE.
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relevant to many of yalls interests.
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
relevant to many of yalls interests.
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This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 PM
This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.
Keyser Soze but (in best Benoit Blanc voice) it's just dumb.
Jeffrey Epstein is literally behind microtransactions, lootboxes, etc.
At this point, he and his pedocon buddies are most likely, genuinely, behind *all* of our modern problems no matter how petty.
At this point, he and his pedocon buddies are most likely, genuinely, behind *all* of our modern problems no matter how petty.
Check this out. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Keyser Soze but (in best Benoit Blanc voice) it's just dumb.