Colin Sharp
@colinsharp.bsky.social
So, this app is the new Letterboxd?
It’s nice that most ecomm platforms have gift card capability built in so small businesses can offer them. Will it take another 10 years before you can schedule the gift card to be sent on Christmas Day. Another 5 years to choose someone’s birthday?
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s nice that most ecomm platforms have gift card capability built in so small businesses can offer them. Will it take another 10 years before you can schedule the gift card to be sent on Christmas Day. Another 5 years to choose someone’s birthday?
Just overheard a server at White Spot explain what broccolini is to a senior gentleman. This is my favourite restaurant.
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just overheard a server at White Spot explain what broccolini is to a senior gentleman. This is my favourite restaurant.
I ran the numbers, and there are now more sauna and cold plunge businesses in Vancouver than there were escape rooms in 2016. The bubble is about to burst.
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I ran the numbers, and there are now more sauna and cold plunge businesses in Vancouver than there were escape rooms in 2016. The bubble is about to burst.
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This new Radiohead is pretty good
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This new Radiohead is pretty good
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
I’ve concluded that Dillon Brooks is a supporter of rigorously edited, open source knowledge.
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’ve concluded that Dillon Brooks is a supporter of rigorously edited, open source knowledge.
Pretty outstanding stuff.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Pretty outstanding stuff.
I just sat on a bench overlooking a cold and peaceful beach while eating a meatball sandwich and it solved most of my life’s problems.
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I just sat on a bench overlooking a cold and peaceful beach while eating a meatball sandwich and it solved most of my life’s problems.
Living in a home with an AirPods owner means no Bluetooth connection is ever truly yours.
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Living in a home with an AirPods owner means no Bluetooth connection is ever truly yours.
Tonight, LeBron scored 8 points. The last time he scored less than 10 in a regular season game, I was still in high school.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Tonight, LeBron scored 8 points. The last time he scored less than 10 in a regular season game, I was still in high school.
I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Last year, Justin even took me to lunch with the Japanese Prime Minister.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Last year, Justin even took me to lunch with the Japanese Prime Minister.
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
I’m off to get knee surgery today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m off to get knee surgery today.
It’s been 18 months. Feels like society is due for a new type of trendy water bottle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s been 18 months. Feels like society is due for a new type of trendy water bottle.
Wild that in seven decades of existence Eurovision has given us ABBA — maybe the best pop group of all time — and a bunch of the most annoying music you've ever heard in your life.
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Wild that in seven decades of existence Eurovision has given us ABBA — maybe the best pop group of all time — and a bunch of the most annoying music you've ever heard in your life.
You hear about how New York City is gonna go to hell now? Yeah, because they just elected Dick Cheney as mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You hear about how New York City is gonna go to hell now? Yeah, because they just elected Dick Cheney as mayor.
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all the respect to the first person who figured out how to cook and eat an artichoke, that shit wasn't self-evident
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
all the respect to the first person who figured out how to cook and eat an artichoke, that shit wasn't self-evident
IT IS THE ELEVENTH INNING DO NOT DO THIS
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
IT IS THE ELEVENTH INNING DO NOT DO THIS
Just a heads up, the Sportsnet Grill at Rogers Centre during game 7 appears to be busier than usual.
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just a heads up, the Sportsnet Grill at Rogers Centre during game 7 appears to be busier than usual.
No, no, the economy is doing FINE in Vancouver. It’s just a COINCIDENCE they’re adding a Return-It Recycling Depot to Shaughnessy.
October 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No, no, the economy is doing FINE in Vancouver. It’s just a COINCIDENCE they’re adding a Return-It Recycling Depot to Shaughnessy.
Had a perfectly fun set tonight, but the highlight was backstage in the green room when I was the only comic on the show to correctly guess the year that Marley & Me was released.
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Had a perfectly fun set tonight, but the highlight was backstage in the green room when I was the only comic on the show to correctly guess the year that Marley & Me was released.
Making a sold out crowd at a comedy show laugh feels almost as good as one stranger liking my Letterboxd review.
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Making a sold out crowd at a comedy show laugh feels almost as good as one stranger liking my Letterboxd review.
If you’re mingling at a Saturday wedding and someone asks you “how’s comedy going?”, apparently it’s rude to say “I had to turn down $400 to come to this fucking party.”
October 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you’re mingling at a Saturday wedding and someone asks you “how’s comedy going?”, apparently it’s rude to say “I had to turn down $400 to come to this fucking party.”