Colin Sharp
@colinsharp.bsky.social
So, this app is the new Letterboxd?
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
I’ve concluded that Dillon Brooks is a supporter of rigorously edited, open source knowledge.
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’ve concluded that Dillon Brooks is a supporter of rigorously edited, open source knowledge.
LeBron: “Can’t believe I didn’t even score ten points tonight. I promise not to do this again for 18 years.”
Me:
Me:
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
LeBron: “Can’t believe I didn’t even score ten points tonight. I promise not to do this again for 18 years.”
Me:
Me:
I’m off to get knee surgery today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m off to get knee surgery today.
You hear about how New York City is gonna go to hell now? Yeah, because they just elected Dick Cheney as mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You hear about how New York City is gonna go to hell now? Yeah, because they just elected Dick Cheney as mayor.
IT IS THE ELEVENTH INNING DO NOT DO THIS
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
IT IS THE ELEVENTH INNING DO NOT DO THIS
Just a heads up, the Sportsnet Grill at Rogers Centre during game 7 appears to be busier than usual.
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just a heads up, the Sportsnet Grill at Rogers Centre during game 7 appears to be busier than usual.
Like finding out your two best friends hate each other.
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Like finding out your two best friends hate each other.
Slipped the foreman $20 to ride the slide.
March 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Slipped the foreman $20 to ride the slide.
The photos really help me make my decision.
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The photos really help me make my decision.
If you're curious about a widely-hated, widely-nominated film, you can always watch it in the way that avoids letting Netflix think you are actually interested in it.
January 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you're curious about a widely-hated, widely-nominated film, you can always watch it in the way that avoids letting Netflix think you are actually interested in it.
Fifteen more to watch before I’m ready for Bong Joon-Ho’s upcoming movie.
January 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Fifteen more to watch before I’m ready for Bong Joon-Ho’s upcoming movie.
What level of fame as a comedian is “navigation voice on Waze”?
January 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What level of fame as a comedian is “navigation voice on Waze”?
If you were on a third date with the NYT crossword, you would get hit with “so do you love me or not?”
December 13, 2024 at 7:06 AM
If you were on a third date with the NYT crossword, you would get hit with “so do you love me or not?”
Another banner year for Walter and Donald in the Sharp household.
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Another banner year for Walter and Donald in the Sharp household.
Gladiator II, featuring Emperor McPoyle and Emperor McPoyle.
December 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Gladiator II, featuring Emperor McPoyle and Emperor McPoyle.
You mock a tourist trap clock on stage enough that one time in 2017, you get asked for a quote. Then, in 2024, your words are dunking on a dead man in his obituary.
November 26, 2024 at 9:53 PM
You mock a tourist trap clock on stage enough that one time in 2017, you get asked for a quote. Then, in 2024, your words are dunking on a dead man in his obituary.
I contributed my own personal touch to the flavour profile of Mount Gay Rum by farting in their barrel warehouse.
November 23, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I contributed my own personal touch to the flavour profile of Mount Gay Rum by farting in their barrel warehouse.
Hey, just wanted to let everyone know I’ve joined Twitter. Go ahead and follow me if you’re there!
November 19, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Hey, just wanted to let everyone know I’ve joined Twitter. Go ahead and follow me if you’re there!
I never thought I could be a homeowner until I called the number hanging crookedly below a no-parking sign.
November 13, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I never thought I could be a homeowner until I called the number hanging crookedly below a no-parking sign.
Feeling hungry and in the mood for…
December 24, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Feeling hungry and in the mood for…
Remembering the time I saw a real life Far Side cartoon.
October 17, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Remembering the time I saw a real life Far Side cartoon.
Seems like he was mostly advocating for there to be fewer animals.
August 27, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Seems like he was mostly advocating for there to be fewer animals.