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wirecutter anniversary gift guide goes crazy
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
well, they closed down the blow job plant in mahwah late last month
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
what's the matter? you don't like the goatse ring i got you? he didn't wear it i swear!
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
heat pump
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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The countdown begins! As we await the annual ceremony, let's look back on 20 years of Doom awards. From 2004 we have Tremor and Decade, two wads that showcase early 00s mapping and still look great and are fun to play.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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It remains extremely funny how much a not dyed-in-the-wool-socialist I am but, regardless, how committed as a DSA partisan I have become because it is an org, and vehicle, that is actually committed to contesting the existence of DHS, protecting trans rights, and taking an anti-war stance etc
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
New @mattermost.bsky.social website and rebrand is full spectrum cyber all over again
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
valued employee, we know holidays are tough on your mental health, that's why we've decided to celebrate the season with free subscriptions for all full time employees to goonmate+ the only family friendly gooning app. you're entitled to 5 gift subscriptions for your loved ones as part of this deal!
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tax against New Jerseyans
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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im in the bedroom 4
im in the full bath 3
im in the combination bedroom 4 and full bath 3
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is just my house. Morning, afternoon, and night toilet
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
visiting the city of subgraphos, carrying surgraph paper
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
flying to the moon in a canoe out of spite
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
RFK Jr. says he personally directed CDC’s new guidance on vaccines and autism | CNN
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autis...
www.cnn.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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It is tragic to see what figures like Mamdani are doing to a once great Democratic Party.

by Andrew Cuomo, Larry Summers, Alan Dershowitz, Bob Menendez, and Rod Blagojevich
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”

www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM