Cody the Human and Pippin the Conure
@codyburkett.bsky.social
A human and conure, trying to survive. Both of us ostensibly he/him, but the human would rather be an incorporal ball of intellect, like a Star Trek energy being.
Imgur famous, apparently, due to daily meme dumps.
Imgur famous, apparently, due to daily meme dumps.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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For those interested in @joschuaknuppe.bsky.social's Formation pieces. I finally got around to updating the interactive map for them all! (unfortunately I am quite busy so updates can get sparse) montanoceratops.github.io/Formations/
Formations Map
TODO...
montanoceratops.github.io
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 AM
For those interested in @joschuaknuppe.bsky.social's Formation pieces. I finally got around to updating the interactive map for them all! (unfortunately I am quite busy so updates can get sparse) montanoceratops.github.io/Formations/
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Dimetrodon is honestly one of the coolest creatures ever and deserves more recognition
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Dimetrodon is honestly one of the coolest creatures ever and deserves more recognition
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It’s tangential to his relationship with Epstein, but remember Jack Horner rose to fame by claim jumping Marion Brandvold. She found Egg Mountain and the baby Maiasaura, loaned them to Jack, and had to sue to get them back - returned in 2004.
Dinosaur dispute settled; bones returned to woman who found them
LIVINGSTON - The brown cardboard carton in the corner of Fred Paoli's law office has an unusual marking on its side.
www.bozemandailychronicle.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
It’s tangential to his relationship with Epstein, but remember Jack Horner rose to fame by claim jumping Marion Brandvold. She found Egg Mountain and the baby Maiasaura, loaned them to Jack, and had to sue to get them back - returned in 2004.
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One thing I keep thinking about is how Hereward the Wake was just a messy party boy until William’s thugs messed with his family.
Then he launched a rebellion and nearly brought down the House of Normandy.
Then he launched a rebellion and nearly brought down the House of Normandy.
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
One thing I keep thinking about is how Hereward the Wake was just a messy party boy until William’s thugs messed with his family.
Then he launched a rebellion and nearly brought down the House of Normandy.
Then he launched a rebellion and nearly brought down the House of Normandy.
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Okay so a D&D campaign where the party is primarily a group of Surveyors sent out to perform the first known geological survey of Faerûn would be a lot of fun.
February 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Okay so a D&D campaign where the party is primarily a group of Surveyors sent out to perform the first known geological survey of Faerûn would be a lot of fun.
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(1) Long 🧵 Time.
Today we learned that paleontologist Jack Horner (the same guy who helped give us "Jurassic Park") is in the Epstein Files. As a paleontologist, I feel compelled to say something because this touches my field and I want to make my stance clear on this...
Today we learned that paleontologist Jack Horner (the same guy who helped give us "Jurassic Park") is in the Epstein Files. As a paleontologist, I feel compelled to say something because this touches my field and I want to make my stance clear on this...
February 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
(1) Long 🧵 Time.
Today we learned that paleontologist Jack Horner (the same guy who helped give us "Jurassic Park") is in the Epstein Files. As a paleontologist, I feel compelled to say something because this touches my field and I want to make my stance clear on this...
Today we learned that paleontologist Jack Horner (the same guy who helped give us "Jurassic Park") is in the Epstein Files. As a paleontologist, I feel compelled to say something because this touches my field and I want to make my stance clear on this...
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Very special #FossilFriday, pleased to announced that we have a new paper out on reconstructing the ecosystem of Dry Mesa Quarry in the Morrison Formation
We used modern ecological techniques to quantity and model the ecosystem
Feel sorry for the baby Sauropods 😞 🦕🦕
Sergey Krasovskiy +Pedro Salas
We used modern ecological techniques to quantity and model the ecosystem
Feel sorry for the baby Sauropods 😞 🦕🦕
Sergey Krasovskiy +Pedro Salas
(PDF) “HERE, SIZE IS NO ACCIDENT”: A NOVEL FOOD WEB ANALYSIS OF THE DRY MESA DINOSAUR QUARRY AND ECOLOGICAL IMPACT OF MORRISON FORMATION SAUROPOD FAUNA
PDF | The Morrison Formation is a well-preserved Upper Jurassic rock unit with a characteristic terrestrial fauna. Despite over a century of study, the... | Find, read and cite all the research you ne...
www.researchgate.net
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Very special #FossilFriday, pleased to announced that we have a new paper out on reconstructing the ecosystem of Dry Mesa Quarry in the Morrison Formation
We used modern ecological techniques to quantity and model the ecosystem
Feel sorry for the baby Sauropods 😞 🦕🦕
Sergey Krasovskiy +Pedro Salas
We used modern ecological techniques to quantity and model the ecosystem
Feel sorry for the baby Sauropods 😞 🦕🦕
Sergey Krasovskiy +Pedro Salas
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“So much for the tolerant left” - I AM NOT THE TOLERANT LEFT, I AM THE BASTARD LEFT WHO WANTS TO SET FASCISTS ON FIRE.
January 28, 2026 at 12:49 PM
“So much for the tolerant left” - I AM NOT THE TOLERANT LEFT, I AM THE BASTARD LEFT WHO WANTS TO SET FASCISTS ON FIRE.
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It'll be interesting to see how certain media outlets cover this, I think
National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It'll be interesting to see how certain media outlets cover this, I think
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Funnily, this 18th century drawing misinterpreted by European naturalists, with time, resembles an actual Chinese "chimera-like" bird-line dinosaurs, the scansoriopterygids.
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Funnily, this 18th century drawing misinterpreted by European naturalists, with time, resembles an actual Chinese "chimera-like" bird-line dinosaurs, the scansoriopterygids.
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Anyway time to go to work, haha. Rent's due every month, hahaha. Feels great and normal hahahahah
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Anyway time to go to work, haha. Rent's due every month, hahaha. Feels great and normal hahahahah
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made this forever ago, it doesn't distinguish between "people who like lore" and "people who use knowledge of lore to claim they are better fans", and it should have 👍
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
made this forever ago, it doesn't distinguish between "people who like lore" and "people who use knowledge of lore to claim they are better fans", and it should have 👍
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Whenever someone remarks that any given bird 'looks like a dinosaur,' I need you to understand the monumental restraint it requires for me not to immediately reply like a smartypants with 'that's because it _is_ one.'
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Whenever someone remarks that any given bird 'looks like a dinosaur,' I need you to understand the monumental restraint it requires for me not to immediately reply like a smartypants with 'that's because it _is_ one.'
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Excited to share our new investigation of Prototaxites!
We found no support for a fungal affinity and instead suggest it is best considered an entirely extinct complex eukaryotic lineage
Great team effort @transitionalform.bsky.social Corentin Loron, and many others!
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
We found no support for a fungal affinity and instead suggest it is best considered an entirely extinct complex eukaryotic lineage
Great team effort @transitionalform.bsky.social Corentin Loron, and many others!
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Excited to share our new investigation of Prototaxites!
We found no support for a fungal affinity and instead suggest it is best considered an entirely extinct complex eukaryotic lineage
Great team effort @transitionalform.bsky.social Corentin Loron, and many others!
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
We found no support for a fungal affinity and instead suggest it is best considered an entirely extinct complex eukaryotic lineage
Great team effort @transitionalform.bsky.social Corentin Loron, and many others!
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
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I'm sorry, doing the right thing is going to require a modicum of moral courage, and these motherfuckers manifestly don't have it. You don't need to feel bad for them. They can all eat shit, and I hope they have nightmares about what they're doing until their dying day.
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I'm sorry, doing the right thing is going to require a modicum of moral courage, and these motherfuckers manifestly don't have it. You don't need to feel bad for them. They can all eat shit, and I hope they have nightmares about what they're doing until their dying day.
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they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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Coldest take of all time, but horseshoe crabs are funny little guys and I like them
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Coldest take of all time, but horseshoe crabs are funny little guys and I like them
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If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
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Trying to be someone who gives myself grace, failing at every turn and trying to extend grace to that too
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Trying to be someone who gives myself grace, failing at every turn and trying to extend grace to that too
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
@patrickwyman.bsky.social are you going to do any book signing events in Arizona? Especially in Phoenix or parts further north?
(If you do, I promise to show up in either my Bronze-age garb or Scythian garb, your choice.)
(If you do, I promise to show up in either my Bronze-age garb or Scythian garb, your choice.)
January 16, 2026 at 11:33 AM
@patrickwyman.bsky.social are you going to do any book signing events in Arizona? Especially in Phoenix or parts further north?
(If you do, I promise to show up in either my Bronze-age garb or Scythian garb, your choice.)
(If you do, I promise to show up in either my Bronze-age garb or Scythian garb, your choice.)
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Everyone loves a rebel song!
With contributions from
@asherelbein.bsky.social , @halduncan.com , @maybewill.bsky.social , and yours truly:
With contributions from
@asherelbein.bsky.social , @halduncan.com , @maybewill.bsky.social , and yours truly:
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Everyone loves a rebel song!
With contributions from
@asherelbein.bsky.social , @halduncan.com , @maybewill.bsky.social , and yours truly:
With contributions from
@asherelbein.bsky.social , @halduncan.com , @maybewill.bsky.social , and yours truly:
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I like video games now ~
An indie game studio in South Africa Nyamakop's upcoming game, Relooted, is a heist adventure that allows players to steal back African artifacts from Western museums. Players are part of a rogue crew on a stealth mission to recover over 70 African artifacts,
An indie game studio in South Africa Nyamakop's upcoming game, Relooted, is a heist adventure that allows players to steal back African artifacts from Western museums. Players are part of a rogue crew on a stealth mission to recover over 70 African artifacts,
A Video Game Lets You Take Back Looted Artifacts
An indie game studio in South Africa has developed a heist adventure that reframes play, memory, and repatriation.
hyperallergic.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I like video games now ~
An indie game studio in South Africa Nyamakop's upcoming game, Relooted, is a heist adventure that allows players to steal back African artifacts from Western museums. Players are part of a rogue crew on a stealth mission to recover over 70 African artifacts,
An indie game studio in South Africa Nyamakop's upcoming game, Relooted, is a heist adventure that allows players to steal back African artifacts from Western museums. Players are part of a rogue crew on a stealth mission to recover over 70 African artifacts,