CodeMonkey
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CodeMonkey
@code-monkey.finagle.org
· Oct 25
My dogs think I'm a dog.
My cats think I'm a cat.
My wife thinks I'm a child.
I contain multitudes.
My cats think I'm a cat.
My wife thinks I'm a child.
I contain multitudes.
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Hamlet: and I, Hamlet, vow to honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and ...
Ghost: wait ... did you say Hamlet?
Hamlet: yes?
Ghost: not Scrooge?
Hamlet: ... no?
Ghost (scrolling increasingly desperately through Google calendar) oh shiii..
Ghost: wait ... did you say Hamlet?
Hamlet: yes?
Ghost: not Scrooge?
Hamlet: ... no?
Ghost (scrolling increasingly desperately through Google calendar) oh shiii..
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Hamlet: and I, Hamlet, vow to honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and ...
Ghost: wait ... did you say Hamlet?
Hamlet: yes?
Ghost: not Scrooge?
Hamlet: ... no?
Ghost (scrolling increasingly desperately through Google calendar) oh shiii..
Ghost: wait ... did you say Hamlet?
Hamlet: yes?
Ghost: not Scrooge?
Hamlet: ... no?
Ghost (scrolling increasingly desperately through Google calendar) oh shiii..
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Scrooge: please, spirit of Christmas future. Will you not speak? You are on mute. I beg of you to unmute
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Scrooge: please, spirit of Christmas future. Will you not speak? You are on mute. I beg of you to unmute
🎶 Five ... golden ... rings! 🎵
... for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
... for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🎶 Five ... golden ... rings! 🎵
... for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
... for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
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Kerbal Space Program is an educational game for learning why launching your enemies into the sun is actually extremely difficult
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kerbal Space Program is an educational game for learning why launching your enemies into the sun is actually extremely difficult
Too crazy or not crazy enough? 🤔
Fun With #Python and Emoji: What Might Adding Pictures to Text Programming Languages Look Like? 👍👎 Presentation slides and notebook at github.com/tedconway/py...
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Too crazy or not crazy enough? 🤔
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Funny Numbers
https://xkcd.com/3184/
In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3184
https://xkcd.com/3184/
In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3184
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Funny Numbers
https://xkcd.com/3184/
In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3184
https://xkcd.com/3184/
In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3184
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ok. Now had a chance to check and, well, at least some docs do appear to be straight up classic redaction fail. And there are some *interesting* bits here.
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
www.justice.gov/multimedia/C...
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It used to be that the United States would use Voice of America and Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty to transmit truth across the borders of repressive regimes.
Now the work of American reporters, having been censored, is being smuggled across the border to reach Americans.
Now the work of American reporters, having been censored, is being smuggled across the border to reach Americans.
The 60 Minutes piece on the Trump Administration’s torture prison that Bari Weiss doesn’t want you to see has leaked.
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It used to be that the United States would use Voice of America and Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty to transmit truth across the borders of repressive regimes.
Now the work of American reporters, having been censored, is being smuggled across the border to reach Americans.
Now the work of American reporters, having been censored, is being smuggled across the border to reach Americans.
"N6914W cleared direct HUMBG"
Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"N6914W cleared direct HUMBG"
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Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
How much sauce makes it a soup?
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How much sauce makes it a soup?
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
It's a tale as old as time ...
i need this dog to stop farting it's ruining my day
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's a tale as old as time ...
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
I didn't understand why people like vinyl LPs until I realized that they enjoy the ritual of playing music as much as the listening to it
i don't care if records sound better or not, i don't listen to them for that reason. i like the tactile quality of them.
matter of fact, i would rather listen to music on my mp3 player even if it sounded worse than streaming because i love buttons,the way it fits in my hand, and wired headphones.
matter of fact, i would rather listen to music on my mp3 player even if it sounded worse than streaming because i love buttons,the way it fits in my hand, and wired headphones.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I didn't understand why people like vinyl LPs until I realized that they enjoy the ritual of playing music as much as the listening to it
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Shout-out to the quadrillion or so cells who spent their lives being me. Thanks guys, I wouldn't be here without you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Shout-out to the quadrillion or so cells who spent their lives being me. Thanks guys, I wouldn't be here without you.
Make Politics Boring Again
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Make Politics Boring Again
Waiting for Republicans to resurrect the Johnson Amendment just to apply it to this one particular church
Fairly remarkable article here: ICE's acting director is publicly demanding that a parish in Massachusetts remove its nativity scene because it offends the administration.
www.masslive.com/news/2025/12...
www.masslive.com/news/2025/12...
ICE director demands Mass. church remove ‘ICE was here’ nativity scene
ICE Acting Director Todd Lyons is calling for the removal of a nativity scene at a Catholic church in Mass. that protests U.S. immigration policies.
www.masslive.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Waiting for Republicans to resurrect the Johnson Amendment just to apply it to this one particular church
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I see the Australian social media ban is off to a great start.
Nobody knows you're a dog on the Internet. 🐕
Nobody knows you're a dog on the Internet. 🐕
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I see the Australian social media ban is off to a great start.
Nobody knows you're a dog on the Internet. 🐕
Nobody knows you're a dog on the Internet. 🐕
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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“I saw two survivors trying to flip a cruise ship—loaded with diamonds, bound for the United States—back over, so they could stay in the fight.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“I saw two survivors trying to flip a cruise ship—loaded with diamonds, bound for the United States—back over, so they could stay in the fight.”