Shawn Lastname
@cmejam.bsky.social
Smell this and tell me if it’s still good.
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RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
I wonder if The Time ever regret recording “Donald Trump, Black Version”?
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I wonder if The Time ever regret recording “Donald Trump, Black Version”?
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a lot of this stuff is genuinely irreplacable, please reach out if you have any info. this suuucks.
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
a lot of this stuff is genuinely irreplacable, please reach out if you have any info. this suuucks.
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i am just one poster in a puppy suit
May 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
i am just one poster in a puppy suit
You could have stopped this at “incredibly wealthy, degenerate men“ and literally anything after it no matter how innocent they would have turned it into a horror show.
my whole life i've known there was something profoundly wrong with the way the world works and finding out over and over that the reason is "incredibly wealthy degenerate men want to fuck children" is like, the worst reason. but that's what it is.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You could have stopped this at “incredibly wealthy, degenerate men“ and literally anything after it no matter how innocent they would have turned it into a horror show.
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Hi please consider getting holiday gifts from my store because the first of two supplies orders arrived today and *panic laugh*.
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hi please consider getting holiday gifts from my store because the first of two supplies orders arrived today and *panic laugh*.
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Thinking of adopting a malevolent entity this Christmas to guard the dwelling? Remember this is a long term commitment and not just for the holiday season
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thinking of adopting a malevolent entity this Christmas to guard the dwelling? Remember this is a long term commitment and not just for the holiday season
My roommate works for an insurance co for the LOA ins. for a lot these plants. Devasting calls. One young man needed his LOA to bury his mother, father, and younger brother. A young mother passed it to her baby and the infant died. These meat plants are run by evil people.
As I read this, I'm thinking about the man I interviewed who had to be hospitalized from the Covid he caught at the poultry processing plant and he got fired for it and he still has long Covid
During the height of the pandemic, Tyson used Palantir to predict Covid-19 infections among meatpacking workers down to a nearly exactly figure. But rather than using this data to increase worker protections, Tyson used it plan for labor shortages + plant closures
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
My latest for @sentientmedia.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My roommate works for an insurance co for the LOA ins. for a lot these plants. Devasting calls. One young man needed his LOA to bury his mother, father, and younger brother. A young mother passed it to her baby and the infant died. These meat plants are run by evil people.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Not all heroes smoke vapes
Not all heroes hang drapes
not all heroes eat crepes
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not all heroes smoke vapes
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
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I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
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Survivors are going to be feeling a lot of feelings today. I am holding survivors in my heart, today and always.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Survivors are going to be feeling a lot of feelings today. I am holding survivors in my heart, today and always.
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This is a live cam of the sky in Iceland. If you’re in the US, it could give you a few hours heads up on what kind of night it might be!
And if you live somewhere cloudy, well, it’s also useful then
lavacentre.is/live/norther...
And if you live somewhere cloudy, well, it’s also useful then
lavacentre.is/live/norther...
Northern Lights at Lava Centre, live aurora borealis web cam
LAVA Centre's Live Aurora Borealis Webcam. The best way to Experience the Northern Lights in Iceland is by staying outside Reykjavík.
lavacentre.is
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is a live cam of the sky in Iceland. If you’re in the US, it could give you a few hours heads up on what kind of night it might be!
And if you live somewhere cloudy, well, it’s also useful then
lavacentre.is/live/norther...
And if you live somewhere cloudy, well, it’s also useful then
lavacentre.is/live/norther...
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Just did a live TV hit on the potential for US military intervention in Venezuela.
One of the questions:
"Do these additional Epstein revelations increase the likelihood of a US attack on Venezuela?"
What a time to be alive.
One of the questions:
"Do these additional Epstein revelations increase the likelihood of a US attack on Venezuela?"
What a time to be alive.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just did a live TV hit on the potential for US military intervention in Venezuela.
One of the questions:
"Do these additional Epstein revelations increase the likelihood of a US attack on Venezuela?"
What a time to be alive.
One of the questions:
"Do these additional Epstein revelations increase the likelihood of a US attack on Venezuela?"
What a time to be alive.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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You really should watch the whole thing.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You really should watch the whole thing.
You’re at Smokey I need you at the Bandit.
you’re at scarecrow
i need you at mrs king
i need you at mrs king
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You’re at Smokey I need you at the Bandit.
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Artists have been sharing their fantastic work today so I'm going to share some of my mediocre work lol. I make stained glass. I've been doing it for a year now
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Artists have been sharing their fantastic work today so I'm going to share some of my mediocre work lol. I make stained glass. I've been doing it for a year now
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On this Veterans’ Day, a tribute to the discipline of our military leaders who, when addressed at some length by DJT, never shout out, in unison, “bone spurs!"
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
On this Veterans’ Day, a tribute to the discipline of our military leaders who, when addressed at some length by DJT, never shout out, in unison, “bone spurs!"
Furious once again with the Democrats. Incandescent.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds - NBC News
apple.news/AtGbM9qayRUW...
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds - NBC News
apple.news/AtGbM9qayRUW...
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds — NBC News
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
apple.news
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Furious once again with the Democrats. Incandescent.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds - NBC News
apple.news/AtGbM9qayRUW...
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds - NBC News
apple.news/AtGbM9qayRUW...
You didn’t know you needed this, but you need this.
So much fun was had last weekend at THUNDERGONG! (a benefit for Steps of Faith Foundation supporting amputees in need). Thanks to Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte, Sam Richardson, Brendan Hunt, Cristo Fernández, and the many other talented and generous people who made it all possible.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You didn’t know you needed this, but you need this.
Hy chit they’ve replaced the teeth dude in the Trivago ads.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hy chit they’ve replaced the teeth dude in the Trivago ads.