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clavededor.bsky.social
hora lungă, vita brevis
@clavededor.bsky.social
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às vezes eu falo sério mas juro que não é por mal

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clavededor.bsky.social
Lavagem cerebral é realmente uma especialidade gringa
scrambledmegs.bsky.social tossed salads & scrambledmegs 🍳 @scrambledmegs.bsky.social · 23h
There is no continent called “America.” No other country that refers to itself as “America.” And if someone says they’re American 99% of the world understands that means they’re from the United States of America.

Sorry something that’s been called that for 250 years suddenly offends you so much 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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drjmcb.bsky.social
I love the full quote actually even more based
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
clavededor.bsky.social
Apareceu milico no Tindr espero que vá pra cadeia também
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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heptassilabo.bsky.social
uma das coisas q mais me ajudou a apreciar todo tipo de arte foi largar mão da ideia de que tudo é necessário "entender"

"ah mas não sei o que significa açaí guardião" meu amigo simplesmente curta a música, aproveite a experiência estética que lhe foi proporcionada
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
Uma parte significativa da esquerda, sobretudo a liberal, acha que pobre só come e caga
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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adamtots.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
"você só tem direito à cultura se puder pagar, caso contrário vai ter que se contentar com o que existe na sua biblioteca local (que pode ou não ser censurada a depender dos ventos)"
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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fileretmos.bsky.social
É sempre um autor de literatura cafona, e portanto ultra comercial, que fala que pirataria não é a melhor coisa que a internet nos proporcionou.
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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leguinbot.bsky.social
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
clavededor.bsky.social
"pela primeira vez, militares são presos por golpe" bom, antes tarde do que mais tarde

tem muito que prender ainda
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
acho que eu só não me arrependi das minhas tatuagens porque não fiz pra ~~~ter sentido ou ~~~me afirmar, fiz porque achei legal
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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phorrums.bsky.social
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
A digital drawing referencing the quoted image. In the style of an early 20th century drawing, a woman in a dress holds a minigun. The text above is changed to read "Does the minigun make women cruel?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
dublê de rola do Dafoe seguiu você
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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nicuzinho.bsky.social
ai eu to sem ar
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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troutgirl.bsky.social
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
mattseybold.bsky.social Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 6d
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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lastpositivist.bsky.social
Once you remember that these manosphere blokes actively benefit from their audience staying lonely and angry their "advice" makes sense.
gregk.co.uk Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 6d
They call him Aubrey Huff because my man is on a diet of nothing but turpentine and paint stripper
Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.” Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.” Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. 5:09 PM · Nov 16, 2025 · 1.3M Views
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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linpjs.bsky.social
(o cara é do instituto millenium e todo mundo fazendo a egípciaaaaaaaaaaaa)

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Resenha do livro Coisa de rico de Michel Alcoforado
Coisa de rico – a vida dos endinheirados brasileiros, de Michel Alcoforado. Todavia, 240p.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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brokenbanker.bsky.social
a cat’s purr vibrates at a frequency of 25 to 150 hertz, which is the same frequency at which muscles and bones repair themselves
colindickey.com Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 7d
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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andylevy.net
sure some people have an eidetic memory (remember everything) but i have an idiotic memory (only remember stupid stuff)
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
homens que me enchem o saco quanto mais eu os ignoro vs. a minha capacidade de ser indiferente
a joker laying on the ground with the words " this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object " above
Alt: scene from "The Dark Knight" where the joker is hanging upside down with the words " this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object "
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November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
cozinhar com azeite não é melhor que sexo mas chega bem perto
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM