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@clavededor.bsky.social
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às vezes eu falo sério mas juro que não é por mal

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[Ah pronto intensifies]
Print de perfil do Grindr GRUPO HÉTEROS - Grupo dedicado apenas para Bon Vivant's [sic] Heteros, passivos, ativos, casados ou solteiros Bora criar esse círculo que só pertence a nós ;) Interessados me chamem Necessário Telegram
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
nesse papo de cristianismo etc. eu lembrei do livro do Odifreddi que já abre assim
The juxtaposition between Christianity and cretinism, apparently disrespectful, is actually corroborated by the authentic interpretation of Christ himself, who in the Sermon on the Mount began the list of the Beatitudes with: "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heavens ", 3 using a formula that typically also occurs in Hebrew (anawim ruach). Basically, the criticism of Christianity could therefore boil down to this: that being a religion for literal idiots, it does not suit those who, perhaps unfortunately for them, have been condemned not to be. This criticism, in passing, would also partly explain the fortune of Christianity: because, as statistics teaches, half of the world population has a lower than average intelligence (na), and is therefore in the disposition of spirit suitable for this and other beatitudes.
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
Nvidia car running fast with driver engulfed in a fireball
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
é, galera, o bagulho é loko
fastfetch no Konsole mostrando o Xeon E5-2680 v4 de 14 núcleos/28 threads
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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no mais
September 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
clavededor.bsky.social
Tweet da Economist (acima): Lenin died on this day 1924. He dismissed our newspaper as "a journal which speaks for British millionaires" Tweet da Economist logo abaixo: What a 3rd World War would mean for investors
August 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
do nada lembrando do Galamian consagrando o migué (do "Principles of violin playing and teaching")
The artist must be extremely sensitive and should have the ability to make instantaneous adjustments in his intonation. (The best and easier way to make such adjustments is by means of the vibrato.) An intonation adjustable to the needs of the moment is the only safe answer to the big question of playing in tune.
August 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
no episódio de hoje de "tá tudo bem com os héteros?"
IS IT GAY TO OWN KEYS? -- Today I lost my keys at work and an email went out alerting all the staff. In the email, a little snippet was added that perhaps "they belong to a female???" Which made me go "???". When I picked them up, the receptionist they were surprised it was me, because having a lot of keys is a feminine trait. Now, my brain is doing the mental gymnastics so I asked her to elaborate. She claims that men tend to have 1-3 keys for only the essentials. Baby, that's a minimalist. I work 3 jobs and have keys for all the doors I have to enter. What do you mean it's feminine? I don't understand the math. Without a beat, a male coworker walks in and asks if the woman found her keys. So I go, "what makes you think the keys belong to a woman?", and he also agreed that women own more keys than men. Straight culture must be exhausting to have to constantly gender every activity.
July 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
clavededor.bsky.social
Nem lembrava que eu tinha um Thesaurus
Minha mão esquerda segurando um Thesaurus pelo lado de abrir, mostrando a lombada onde se lê "The Oxford Thesaurus" impresso em letras douradas sobre um fundo azul bem escuro e fosco, em frente a uma estante de livros bagunçada
July 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
pronto, quero meus mil reais
July 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
clavededor.bsky.social
O nível de canalhice pra anunciar swap como se fosse RAM
Smartphone Motorola Moto G15 - 128GB 12GB (4GB RAM + 8GB boost)
July 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Neblina mais densa que um noturno de Fauré
June 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
clavededor.bsky.social
descobrindo agora que o wi-fi tem termopar. pra que, eu nem sei
saída do comando 'sensors' com o sensor do wi-fi mostrando 48°C
June 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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na real eu queria acabar com a existência desse tipo de argumento
Todo mundo escolhendo acabar com músicas das quais se tem irritação pessoal, e ninguém tentando, sei lá, retirar a obra de Richard Wagner da linha do tempo pra ver se enfraquece o nacionalismo alemão e o nazismo. Tsc, tsc, tsc
May 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
será que tem que postar gif como vídeo aqui?
May 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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homem de calça e pulseira vermelha, camiseta de banda preta e rosa, cabelo lambido e braço direito em riste com o punho fechado gritando "quem é cool aí meu?" (da banda "Também sou Hype" criada por Hermes e Renato)
May 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
clavededor.bsky.social
ahahahahaha puta merda
Durov was naturalized as a French citizen in August 2021, giving him European Union citizenship.[68] Le Monde described the naturalisation as "mysterious", since Durov had not resided in France apart from brief visits. Le Monde suggested that Durov was naturalised through the rarely used "merit foreigner" procedure that is awarded directly by the French government to people viewed to have contributed exceptionally to France's international influence or international economic relations. [highlight] Durov officially changed the French version of his name to Paul du Rove.
May 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
clavededor.bsky.social
meme "brazil mentioned" com uma menina no centro da imagem, desenhada no estilo anime e vestindo verde-e-amarelo, segurando uma Skol na mão esquerda e uma taça (?) na mão direita, ao fundo brasileiros vestidos de verde-e-amarelo
May 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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cover of the book "Interpassivity: the aesthetics of delegated enjoyment" by Robert Pfaller
May 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
clavededor.bsky.social
porra bicho, ninguém tá te obrigando a publicar nada
Descrição de vaga de emprego que não descreve nada: atividade, setor, escolaridade, salários e benefícios, tudo preenchido com "a combinar"
May 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Eu achando que tinha um nome bonito pra esse corte de cabelo e a Wikipédia simplesmente mete essa
Verbete da Wikipédia em inglês para 'Broccoli haircut" com uma foto do ator David Corenswet como exemplo: "A broccoli haircut (also known as a Zoomer perm and in the UK as the meet me at McDonald's haircut) is a type of haircut with tapered sides and layered curls on top, usually achieved with a perm. It became popular among teenage and tween boys in the 2020s, particularly due to its spread on TikTok, and became an Internet meme around the same time."
March 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Muito triste ter um chicote novo sem ter em quem estralar
Choradeira da associação do setor de supermercados no Estadão porque não tem mão de obra escrava pra inaugurar as pocilgas deles. Foto que ilustra o cartão é de um supermercado lotado, com cartazes entre pessoas e produtos de Hortifruti entre cartazes, pessoas e caixas registradoras
March 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Mandar essa pra @
Imagem de pessoas correndo ilustrando reportagem com o título "Este livro de um professor de Harvard explica porque os humanos não foram feitos para correr, mas para sentar"
March 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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a semana tá boa pra quem gosta de palhaço
página da extensão "Clown" pro GNOME Shell, que exibe o emoji de palhaço no painel e toca um tema de palhaço (?) ao ser clicado
March 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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meme dos palhaços gerados por computador com peruca colorida e nariz de palhaço, texto acima diz "clown to clown communication", texto entre eles "clown to clown conversation"
March 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM