Chris B
@cjosephbea.bsky.social
There is no description of a fool, he said, that you fail to satisfy
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absolutely hate it when my job and one of my passions intersect and I just don't have the bandwidth to yell at everyone about how wrong they all are
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
absolutely hate it when my job and one of my passions intersect and I just don't have the bandwidth to yell at everyone about how wrong they all are
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all pies are good. simply do not say to me that any pies are bad. i do not even want to know about the kind of life that would so warp a person as to think any pie is bad
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
all pies are good. simply do not say to me that any pies are bad. i do not even want to know about the kind of life that would so warp a person as to think any pie is bad
this turkey once had bones inside of it
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this turkey once had bones inside of it
I was done with my big grocery store trip before 8 AM and I feel very accomplished. Now to dismember a turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I was done with my big grocery store trip before 8 AM and I feel very accomplished. Now to dismember a turkey.
Welp, I've gone and done it. Just started Star Trek: The Original Series and I'm committed at least through the end of DS9. Pray for me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Welp, I've gone and done it. Just started Star Trek: The Original Series and I'm committed at least through the end of DS9. Pray for me.
doing Thanksgiving with friends this year, rather than (being in charge of it all) at my parents' and frankly I think there should be more time spent in the schools educating young people about how to (over-)plan a big holiday dinner
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
doing Thanksgiving with friends this year, rather than (being in charge of it all) at my parents' and frankly I think there should be more time spent in the schools educating young people about how to (over-)plan a big holiday dinner
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Brock Purdy sounds like what a character in a Mark Twain novel calls a gemstone
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Brock Purdy sounds like what a character in a Mark Twain novel calls a gemstone
I got to jog a bit during physical therapy today, and I'm kind of shocked at how good it feels to get back to running, albeit very slowly and in short intervals
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I got to jog a bit during physical therapy today, and I'm kind of shocked at how good it feels to get back to running, albeit very slowly and in short intervals
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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far be it from me to give the FBI and the NYPD advice, but are they *trying* to stage these perp walks like renaissance paintings?
“People create their own churches, their own saviors, and I think that’s what we’re seeing with Luigi."
Read: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Read: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
far be it from me to give the FBI and the NYPD advice, but are they *trying* to stage these perp walks like renaissance paintings?
Genuinely think this might be the best thing about 13A 2e- every other game should be taking notes
Something new. A 17-pg example of character and campaign generation.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Genuinely think this might be the best thing about 13A 2e- every other game should be taking notes
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Hey why did he leave the New Yorker again
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Hey why did he leave the New Yorker again
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Wow, what a crazy poem.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wow, what a crazy poem.
it's my parents doing karaoke at my other mom's birthday party
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
it's my parents doing karaoke at my other mom's birthday party
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doing it twice, like an absolute chump
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
doing it twice, like an absolute chump
Drinking the worst poured Guinness I've ever seen
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Drinking the worst poured Guinness I've ever seen
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I’ve created an AI that can perfectly and efficiently write Don Quixote
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’ve created an AI that can perfectly and efficiently write Don Quixote
Tim Blake Nelson rules in The Lowdown
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Tim Blake Nelson rules in The Lowdown
I think the prospect of a "President Chris" might turn me into a van Hollen guy, despite my hatred and disdain for the foul parody of a state that is Maryland
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I think the prospect of a "President Chris" might turn me into a van Hollen guy, despite my hatred and disdain for the foul parody of a state that is Maryland
I don't think I've watched True Grit (2010) since I saw it in theaters and I regret that. The Coen Brothers and Charles Portis are a beautiful combination.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don't think I've watched True Grit (2010) since I saw it in theaters and I regret that. The Coen Brothers and Charles Portis are a beautiful combination.
real stark contrast between the way Trump treated Mamdani and the way in which he's treated his VP, his close allies, his sons
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
real stark contrast between the way Trump treated Mamdani and the way in which he's treated his VP, his close allies, his sons
Maxine Waters did nothing wrong
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Maxine Waters did nothing wrong
all joking a salad, I've got to fly out of Dulles in two weeks
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
all joking a salad, I've got to fly out of Dulles in two weeks