Chris B
@cjosephbea.bsky.social
There is no description of a fool, he said, that you fail to satisfy
he/him
he/him
my house smells real nice right now
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
my house smells real nice right now
I would have absolutely NEVER guessed what Wikipedia entry this is the photo for, not in a million years
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I would have absolutely NEVER guessed what Wikipedia entry this is the photo for, not in a million years
this turkey once had bones inside of it
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this turkey once had bones inside of it
it's my parents doing karaoke at my other mom's birthday party
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
it's my parents doing karaoke at my other mom's birthday party
speaking as a lifelong dog guy, I was somewhat skeptical when my friends tricked me into taking in a 12 week old stray kitten at the height of COVID, but it's been great. Plus I get photo ops like this;
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
speaking as a lifelong dog guy, I was somewhat skeptical when my friends tricked me into taking in a 12 week old stray kitten at the height of COVID, but it's been great. Plus I get photo ops like this;
doing it twice, like an absolute chump
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
doing it twice, like an absolute chump
god I love bone marrow
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
god I love bone marrow
you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
no disrespect to Mr. Birdman's artistic pursuits, I prefer his brother's pioneering work in the legal field
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
no disrespect to Mr. Birdman's artistic pursuits, I prefer his brother's pioneering work in the legal field
good night last night at the Byrd Theatre for Big LeByrdski Fest
in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
good night last night at the Byrd Theatre for Big LeByrdski Fest
in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
in a real travesty of justice I did not win "Best Dude" this year, but you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
my dad has been watching Hong Kong action/crime movies on Criterion lately, and this is the subject line he picks to start his daily Wordle email to the family
I have to assume he's about to start a gunfight vs. 200 triad thugs, surrounded by doves & falling leaves
I have to assume he's about to start a gunfight vs. 200 triad thugs, surrounded by doves & falling leaves
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
my dad has been watching Hong Kong action/crime movies on Criterion lately, and this is the subject line he picks to start his daily Wordle email to the family
I have to assume he's about to start a gunfight vs. 200 triad thugs, surrounded by doves & falling leaves
I have to assume he's about to start a gunfight vs. 200 triad thugs, surrounded by doves & falling leaves
voters have spoken, this is a mandate
Jay Jones made promises before the election and he must deliver on them once in office
Jay Jones made promises before the election and he must deliver on them once in office
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
voters have spoken, this is a mandate
Jay Jones made promises before the election and he must deliver on them once in office
Jay Jones made promises before the election and he must deliver on them once in office
This guy is within 500 votes of winning a Republican held House seat in Danville, VA
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This guy is within 500 votes of winning a Republican held House seat in Danville, VA
voting is not sufficient, but it is necessary for self-government
also a good excuse to go get yourself a nice bagel with some lox and some garlic/herb cream cheese
also a good excuse to go get yourself a nice bagel with some lox and some garlic/herb cream cheese
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
voting is not sufficient, but it is necessary for self-government
also a good excuse to go get yourself a nice bagel with some lox and some garlic/herb cream cheese
also a good excuse to go get yourself a nice bagel with some lox and some garlic/herb cream cheese
what an interesting choice to frame it like this
one of these two named individuals (the increasingly visibly unwell President of the United States) is flirting with the idea of denaturalizing and deporting the other
but sure, let's talk about it like they're frenemies
one of these two named individuals (the increasingly visibly unwell President of the United States) is flirting with the idea of denaturalizing and deporting the other
but sure, let's talk about it like they're frenemies
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
what an interesting choice to frame it like this
one of these two named individuals (the increasingly visibly unwell President of the United States) is flirting with the idea of denaturalizing and deporting the other
but sure, let's talk about it like they're frenemies
one of these two named individuals (the increasingly visibly unwell President of the United States) is flirting with the idea of denaturalizing and deporting the other
but sure, let's talk about it like they're frenemies
lazy chicken pot pie because I'm sick and I had half a leftover roast chicken and they sell pie crusts at the grocery store
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
lazy chicken pot pie because I'm sick and I had half a leftover roast chicken and they sell pie crusts at the grocery store
got a gigantic candy roaster squash in my csa box today and frankly I'm worried it's going to hatch a dinosaur or something
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
got a gigantic candy roaster squash in my csa box today and frankly I'm worried it's going to hatch a dinosaur or something
Prudence fell asleep next to the Morty pillow and it's really goddamn dusty in my living room and I think I have something in my eye all of a sudden
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Prudence fell asleep next to the Morty pillow and it's really goddamn dusty in my living room and I think I have something in my eye all of a sudden
first floor kitchen with a working (gas) fireplace!
October 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
first floor kitchen with a working (gas) fireplace!
two weeks out from E-Day in 2010, Krystal Ball was absolutely convinced she was going to win her Congressional election
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
two weeks out from E-Day in 2010, Krystal Ball was absolutely convinced she was going to win her Congressional election
I started running a 13th Age campaign for my long standing (~25 years!) TTRPG group a couple months ago, and I decided to get character portraits commissioned for the PCs. Couldn't be happier with how these turned out, I highly recommend @thoughtographic.bsky.social for all your cool art needs.
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I started running a 13th Age campaign for my long standing (~25 years!) TTRPG group a couple months ago, and I decided to get character portraits commissioned for the PCs. Couldn't be happier with how these turned out, I highly recommend @thoughtographic.bsky.social for all your cool art needs.
it's fall, time for casseroles and couch snuggles
I didn't grow up eating tuna noodle casserole, but I've grown to really enjoy it when made from scratch
I didn't grow up eating tuna noodle casserole, but I've grown to really enjoy it when made from scratch
October 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
it's fall, time for casseroles and couch snuggles
I didn't grow up eating tuna noodle casserole, but I've grown to really enjoy it when made from scratch
I didn't grow up eating tuna noodle casserole, but I've grown to really enjoy it when made from scratch