@chrizbeasley.bsky.social
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January 21, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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To all my Somali friends: nobody except a hardcore nugget of shits believes this nonsense. You keep being your beautiful selves.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
To all my Somali friends: nobody except a hardcore nugget of shits believes this nonsense. You keep being your beautiful selves.
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This tweet is a half decade old, and it has really stuck with me ever since.
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This tweet is a half decade old, and it has really stuck with me ever since.
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As the US is now a global pariah, thanks to the law firms, universities, major corporations, and media outlets that enabled and emboldened this clown. 🤡 Special shout out to the feckless and spineless GOP. You all know who you are. We would not be here but for you. To all of you: GFY.
January 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
As the US is now a global pariah, thanks to the law firms, universities, major corporations, and media outlets that enabled and emboldened this clown. 🤡 Special shout out to the feckless and spineless GOP. You all know who you are. We would not be here but for you. To all of you: GFY.
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January 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
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Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight up Nazi slogan
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight up Nazi slogan
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
"One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis….not even hiding it
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I CAN ALMOST FEEL MY GROCERY PRICES GETTING LOWER!!
TRUMP: MAY SUBSIDIZE OIL COMPANIES REBUILDING IN VENEZUELA: NBC
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I CAN ALMOST FEEL MY GROCERY PRICES GETTING LOWER!!
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So we can hold foreign presidents to account but not our own. Fascinating.
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
So we can hold foreign presidents to account but not our own. Fascinating.
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
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Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.
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Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.
December 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.
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I think immigrants Make America Great.
I think most immigrants are not criminals.
I KNOW the president is a criminal.
⚖️🇺🇸⚖️
I think most immigrants are not criminals.
I KNOW the president is a criminal.
⚖️🇺🇸⚖️
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I think immigrants Make America Great.
I think most immigrants are not criminals.
I KNOW the president is a criminal.
⚖️🇺🇸⚖️
I think most immigrants are not criminals.
I KNOW the president is a criminal.
⚖️🇺🇸⚖️
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Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
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The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
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Classic framing of an authoritarian leader:
the leader becomes the source of all achievement, the regime becomes the owner of every success.
the leader becomes the source of all achievement, the regime becomes the owner of every success.
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Classic framing of an authoritarian leader:
the leader becomes the source of all achievement, the regime becomes the owner of every success.
the leader becomes the source of all achievement, the regime becomes the owner of every success.
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My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
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You can now drop off your food scraps at 13 Chicago public library locations: blockclubchi.co/3LdivBa
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You can now drop off your food scraps at 13 Chicago public library locations: blockclubchi.co/3LdivBa
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It's why that Danny Devito Always Sunny "when I die just throw me in the trash" line actually sounds reasonable to me sometimes. Lol
Why do funerals COST SO DAMN MUCH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
October 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's why that Danny Devito Always Sunny "when I die just throw me in the trash" line actually sounds reasonable to me sometimes. Lol
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You can't raid and arrest everyone in an entire apartment building, or even legitimately get a warrant to do that, any more than you could for a whole neighborhood. That would be a general warrant. This is the most specific core the-British-did-it-to-us thing the Fourth Amendment is written to ban.
NEW — An estimated 40 people were taken by federal agents in an overnight raid in South Shore, a predominantly-Black neighborhood on Chicago’s South Side.
A couple who live nearby said they were shocked to see the enormous militarized raid in their community.
thetriibe.com/2025/09/feds...
A couple who live nearby said they were shocked to see the enormous militarized raid in their community.
thetriibe.com/2025/09/feds...
Feds detain dozens of immigrants in 'massive' South Shore apartment building raid in Chicago • The TRiiBE
An estimated 40 people were taken by federal agents in the course of the overnight raid in the predominately-Black neighborhood.
thetriibe.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You can't raid and arrest everyone in an entire apartment building, or even legitimately get a warrant to do that, any more than you could for a whole neighborhood. That would be a general warrant. This is the most specific core the-British-did-it-to-us thing the Fourth Amendment is written to ban.
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In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.
If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?
Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.