Chris
@chrispychris.bsky.social
Human, despite my appearance
I am occasionally an asshole. Sorry, please, CALL ME OUT and I will probably apologize.
I am occasionally an asshole. Sorry, please, CALL ME OUT and I will probably apologize.
Oct 27, stepdaughter found 2 "stray" kittens and gave them to us. I like cats and I had 1 when I met wife. Wife has not had cats.
1 has FeLV and we are keeping them separated until the other's vax is done.
The dogs are confused, but are getting along with new siblings.
1 has FeLV and we are keeping them separated until the other's vax is done.
The dogs are confused, but are getting along with new siblings.
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oct 27, stepdaughter found 2 "stray" kittens and gave them to us. I like cats and I had 1 when I met wife. Wife has not had cats.
1 has FeLV and we are keeping them separated until the other's vax is done.
The dogs are confused, but are getting along with new siblings.
1 has FeLV and we are keeping them separated until the other's vax is done.
The dogs are confused, but are getting along with new siblings.
I'm flattered, but I think it's the kids who wish they were my age, listening to "new music"
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm flattered, but I think it's the kids who wish they were my age, listening to "new music"
Been getting a phone call from a different phone number every day for 2 weeks about a loan offer but when I ask about the loan provider they hang up. Doesn't seem like a good way to run a scam.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Been getting a phone call from a different phone number every day for 2 weeks about a loan offer but when I ask about the loan provider they hang up. Doesn't seem like a good way to run a scam.
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Neurotypical person: writes email, moves on with their life
Me, autistic:
- Write email
- Read email
- Delete half of it because too much detail
- Add some of it back “just in case”
- Overthink periods & exclamation marks
- Triple-check tone, punctuation & pleasantries
- Send with major anxiety
Me, autistic:
- Write email
- Read email
- Delete half of it because too much detail
- Add some of it back “just in case”
- Overthink periods & exclamation marks
- Triple-check tone, punctuation & pleasantries
- Send with major anxiety
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Neurotypical person: writes email, moves on with their life
Me, autistic:
- Write email
- Read email
- Delete half of it because too much detail
- Add some of it back “just in case”
- Overthink periods & exclamation marks
- Triple-check tone, punctuation & pleasantries
- Send with major anxiety
Me, autistic:
- Write email
- Read email
- Delete half of it because too much detail
- Add some of it back “just in case”
- Overthink periods & exclamation marks
- Triple-check tone, punctuation & pleasantries
- Send with major anxiety
Just realized that if I mute words I don't know the meaning of I'll never have to learn new words, or, what's it called, v something?
October 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Just realized that if I mute words I don't know the meaning of I'll never have to learn new words, or, what's it called, v something?
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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someone needs to put a stop to kim kardashian once and for all.
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
someone needs to put a stop to kim kardashian once and for all.
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I'm currently booking seats on a Venezuelan off shore fishing expedition for billionaires only
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm currently booking seats on a Venezuelan off shore fishing expedition for billionaires only
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yes, Jay loves WAFFLES:
Weak Ass Fascists Fomenting Loser Energy Shit
Weak Ass Fascists Fomenting Loser Energy Shit
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
yes, Jay loves WAFFLES:
Weak Ass Fascists Fomenting Loser Energy Shit
Weak Ass Fascists Fomenting Loser Energy Shit
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I hate people.
And I say that knowing full well that I am, in fact, a people.
And I say that knowing full well that I am, in fact, a people.
October 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I hate people.
And I say that knowing full well that I am, in fact, a people.
And I say that knowing full well that I am, in fact, a people.
My wife is sweet and funny
October 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My wife is sweet and funny
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
September 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
September 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I had an itch on my back and found this. Currently searching for my serial number or model info but I'm afraid it might be inside me
September 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I had an itch on my back and found this. Currently searching for my serial number or model info but I'm afraid it might be inside me
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Congrats to Jay Leno on his new hosting job
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Congrats to Jay Leno on his new hosting job
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This is not what I wanted Jimmy Kimmel to be canceled for
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is not what I wanted Jimmy Kimmel to be canceled for
A painting of Disco Stu hanging in the www.holyhoundtaproom.com in York, PA, with a glitter ball nearby. When cars pass on Market St., the sun reflected from their windows, reflect off the glitter ball, giving Stu some shine.
September 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A painting of Disco Stu hanging in the www.holyhoundtaproom.com in York, PA, with a glitter ball nearby. When cars pass on Market St., the sun reflected from their windows, reflect off the glitter ball, giving Stu some shine.
Abigail
Abby growls or barks when she wants a treat. There is a full bowl of food next to her but she wants the cheese on the table.
Abby growls or barks when she wants a treat. There is a full bowl of food next to her but she wants the cheese on the table.
August 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Abigail
Abby growls or barks when she wants a treat. There is a full bowl of food next to her but she wants the cheese on the table.
Abby growls or barks when she wants a treat. There is a full bowl of food next to her but she wants the cheese on the table.
Why do CO alarms fail at 3 am?
August 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Why do CO alarms fail at 3 am?
Lucky used to tease Jameson like this. Meanwhile, the spot of orange at the bottom of the frame is another ball that Jameson doesn't want because Lucky doesn't have it.
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
August 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Lucky used to tease Jameson like this. Meanwhile, the spot of orange at the bottom of the frame is another ball that Jameson doesn't want because Lucky doesn't have it.
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
July 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm at the neighbor's visiting Abigail. The people Abby lives with are also here, but less interesting, not worth pictures.
July 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm at the neighbor's visiting Abigail. The people Abby lives with are also here, but less interesting, not worth pictures.
In my backyard now I can hear a tree frog mating call, a turkey mating call, and fireworks.
July 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In my backyard now I can hear a tree frog mating call, a turkey mating call, and fireworks.