Kris J. Krämpus
@chris.zahller.me
https://chris.zahller.me | Okie from Jokelahoma. Int’l man of mystery. Cocktail nerd. Web Designer / Developer @ https://messengerwebdesign.com. Paparazzo & ink-stained wretch @ https://mercury.photo #OKIEX
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The Atlantic in a hotdog costume
The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Atlantic in a hotdog costume
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if you appreciate me at my most unhinged, please enjoy the last 14 (?!) years of my sometimes-annual holiday songs on.soundcloud.com/PnvZCgiryJdz...
Stream Sad13 | Listen to "Christmas" songs playlist online for free on SoundCloud
Listen to
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December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
if you appreciate me at my most unhinged, please enjoy the last 14 (?!) years of my sometimes-annual holiday songs on.soundcloud.com/PnvZCgiryJdz...
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wee-woo wee-woo paging dr. christmas 🎄🩺
on.soundcloud.com/R57rFImL6HMX...
on.soundcloud.com/R57rFImL6HMX...
Dr. Christmas
Listen to Dr. Christmas by Sad13 #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
wee-woo wee-woo paging dr. christmas 🎄🩺
on.soundcloud.com/R57rFImL6HMX...
on.soundcloud.com/R57rFImL6HMX...
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IF YOU POST ANYTHING, POST A LINK TO THE URL!
AND PROVIDE ALT-TEXT!
AND PROVIDE ALT-TEXT!
I really don't get why people don't do this. It's basic 'information hygeine', but I don't think many people even understand why they should do this. It's going to be a week of this, and it's going to be very annoying.
If you are going to post documents from the Epstein files, please provide a link to the url (assuming DOJ hasn't removed it). Salacious screenshots simply aren't enough.
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
IF YOU POST ANYTHING, POST A LINK TO THE URL!
AND PROVIDE ALT-TEXT!
AND PROVIDE ALT-TEXT!
Brilliant
BREAKING: I obtained a 1945 letter written to director George Stevens and producer John Ford expressing concerns about Nazi Concentration Camps, the documentary film they plan to release.
![5. We need to do a better job of explaining the legal rationale by which the administration detained and deported these Jews to Dachau. It’s not as simple as Hitler invoking the Law for the Protection of German Blood and German Honor and being able to deport them immediately. And that isn’t the administration’s argument. The admin has argued in court that Jews are creating “racial defilement”—and we should explain this, with a voice arguing that Hitler is exceeding his authority under the relevant statute, and another arguing that he’s operating within the bounds of his authority. There’s a genuine debate here. If we cut down Adolf Eichmann analysis we’d have the time.
My general view here is that we do our viewers the best service by presenting them with the full context they need to assess the story. In other words, I believe we need to do more reporting here.
I am eager and available to help. I tracked down [prison] cell numbers for Eichmann and Göring and sent those along. Please let me know how I can support you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z7k4fhqh4pbafdmu6srrmfvj/bafkreihdmkqq6qzqtmlv2mrvtfqnorxubphswbmtxll2khv6uib6s6kltq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Brilliant
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Kavanaugh stop to Kavanaugh deportation.
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Kavanaugh stop to Kavanaugh deportation.
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"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
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Happy Chet Baker's birthday!
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Chet Baker's birthday!
You sank my battleships!
I can’t even with this.
“Battleships”?
“Golden Fleet”?
Honest to Pete what is happening
“Battleships”?
“Golden Fleet”?
Honest to Pete what is happening
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You sank my battleships!
OMFG
I can’t even with this.
“Battleships”?
“Golden Fleet”?
Honest to Pete what is happening
“Battleships”?
“Golden Fleet”?
Honest to Pete what is happening
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
OMFG
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It's good to see that everyone that touches the third rail on this story enough to see the full picture almost immediately turns into a Left Populist.
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's good to see that everyone that touches the third rail on this story enough to see the full picture almost immediately turns into a Left Populist.
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As we nestle into our hibernation pods for the holidays this week, we got an early gift from @popmatters.com who listed an astonishing -SIX- of our titles on their Best DVDs of 2025 list!
We are absolutely gobsmacked and honored to not only be listed here, but simply to be among some of
We are absolutely gobsmacked and honored to not only be listed here, but simply to be among some of
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As we nestle into our hibernation pods for the holidays this week, we got an early gift from @popmatters.com who listed an astonishing -SIX- of our titles on their Best DVDs of 2025 list!
We are absolutely gobsmacked and honored to not only be listed here, but simply to be among some of
We are absolutely gobsmacked and honored to not only be listed here, but simply to be among some of
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“We couldn’t report on the sinking of the Titanic until we spoke to Captain Smith.”
Weiss concluded: “We need to be able to make every effort to get the principals on the record and on camera. To me, our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else. And that is my North Star, and I hope it's the North Star of every person in this newsroom.”
December 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“We couldn’t report on the sinking of the Titanic until we spoke to Captain Smith.”
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It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
Actually, Dr. Strangelove is a Christmas movie.
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Actually, Dr. Strangelove is a Christmas movie.
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Good morning to everyone except the sentient computer who locked me out of the space station
August 22, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Good morning to everyone except the sentient computer who locked me out of the space station
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The CBS 60 Minutes correspondent who did the CECOT report, Sharyn Alfonsi, has worked there since 2015. Reports include coverage of fraud after Hurricane Sandy, the Parkland High School shooting, the first photos from inside Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell in 2020, and the Boeing whistleblowers.
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The CBS 60 Minutes correspondent who did the CECOT report, Sharyn Alfonsi, has worked there since 2015. Reports include coverage of fraud after Hurricane Sandy, the Parkland High School shooting, the first photos from inside Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell in 2020, and the Boeing whistleblowers.
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Great movie, great performance 💔
Watch Tangerine. For the holidays. Because it’s great. And for James Ransone, who is goddamn great in it. RIP.
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Great movie, great performance 💔
Important distinction.
It makes me bananas the way machine learning—the outcome of decades of specialized computer programming and collaborative scientific research—has been shoved into the same box as the fascist world-burning plagiarizing autocomplete text slop programs.
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Important distinction.
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if I ever go missing, don't waste time looking for me. just put a bad photo of me on the posters because I will claw my way out of hell to get back here and demand you take that down
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
if I ever go missing, don't waste time looking for me. just put a bad photo of me on the posters because I will claw my way out of hell to get back here and demand you take that down
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so cool! now when I commit high crimes in flagrant violation of international law, all I have to do is refuse to talk about them on camera, and then, since they couldn't get "both sides," I can avoid an embarrassing news report on them! amazing system. A+
Bari Weiss this morning on the 60 Minutes segment: "We need to be able to get the principals on the record and on camera."
Of course, most journalists know that oftentimes people who are the subject of negative reporting don't want to speak on camera or on the record.
Of course, most journalists know that oftentimes people who are the subject of negative reporting don't want to speak on camera or on the record.
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
so cool! now when I commit high crimes in flagrant violation of international law, all I have to do is refuse to talk about them on camera, and then, since they couldn't get "both sides," I can avoid an embarrassing news report on them! amazing system. A+
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Giddy up, jinglehorse
Pick up your feet
You know
Your feet, which you possess in lieu of hooves
Like all other horses
Those of the non-jingle variety
Have at the end of their legs
Jinglehorse, I declare thee abomination
O! Thou unholy affront to god and man
Anyway
That’s the jingle bell rock
Pick up your feet
You know
Your feet, which you possess in lieu of hooves
Like all other horses
Those of the non-jingle variety
Have at the end of their legs
Jinglehorse, I declare thee abomination
O! Thou unholy affront to god and man
Anyway
That’s the jingle bell rock
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Giddy up, jinglehorse
Pick up your feet
You know
Your feet, which you possess in lieu of hooves
Like all other horses
Those of the non-jingle variety
Have at the end of their legs
Jinglehorse, I declare thee abomination
O! Thou unholy affront to god and man
Anyway
That’s the jingle bell rock
Pick up your feet
You know
Your feet, which you possess in lieu of hooves
Like all other horses
Those of the non-jingle variety
Have at the end of their legs
Jinglehorse, I declare thee abomination
O! Thou unholy affront to god and man
Anyway
That’s the jingle bell rock
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-you there boy what day is it
-today why it’s Christmas Day
-wonderful you know that fine fat goose at the butcher
-wot the one’s as big as me
-that’s it now go fetch-
-wot’s fulla them ‘ormones
-what
-wot’s never seen the light o’day
-ok look
-fac’try farmin that is
-jesus never MIND
-today why it’s Christmas Day
-wonderful you know that fine fat goose at the butcher
-wot the one’s as big as me
-that’s it now go fetch-
-wot’s fulla them ‘ormones
-what
-wot’s never seen the light o’day
-ok look
-fac’try farmin that is
-jesus never MIND
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
-you there boy what day is it
-today why it’s Christmas Day
-wonderful you know that fine fat goose at the butcher
-wot the one’s as big as me
-that’s it now go fetch-
-wot’s fulla them ‘ormones
-what
-wot’s never seen the light o’day
-ok look
-fac’try farmin that is
-jesus never MIND
-today why it’s Christmas Day
-wonderful you know that fine fat goose at the butcher
-wot the one’s as big as me
-that’s it now go fetch-
-wot’s fulla them ‘ormones
-what
-wot’s never seen the light o’day
-ok look
-fac’try farmin that is
-jesus never MIND