Chris H
@chocks.bsky.social
School IT by day; Games, Lego, NUFC, Flight Sims, Home Servers/self hosted stuff and crime fighting* by night.
*not that much crime fighting to be honest.
*not that much crime fighting to be honest.
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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
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January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
Happy New Year everyone! Let’s hope for a better year in 2026 x
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Happy New Year everyone! Let’s hope for a better year in 2026 x
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the YEAR!
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the YEAR!
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this will keep going until i run out of gift codes, so i decided to lower the requirements: only 500+ are required now
just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!
just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!
since just asking for dms didn't work out as i expected, i'll just say it here:
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
if you're an artist with 1k+ followers that uses deck.blue to schedule posts, please reach me out over on the dms! i have something for you all
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
this will keep going until i run out of gift codes, so i decided to lower the requirements: only 500+ are required now
just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!
just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!
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December 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Weird timing. It's usually *after* Christmas that everybody makes an effort to get rid of their unwanted Kilos
First Combat Use of Underwater Kamikaze Drones: Russian Kilo class Submarine Disabled in Novorossiysk
The Security Service of Ukraine (SSU) has carried out a special operation in the port of Novorossiysk, marking the first-ever combat use of underwater kamikaze drones.
The Security Service of Ukraine (SSU) has carried out a special operation in the port of Novorossiysk, marking the first-ever combat use of underwater kamikaze drones.
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Weird timing. It's usually *after* Christmas that everybody makes an effort to get rid of their unwanted Kilos
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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The corrupt, criminal memory industry is at it again - www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A-e...
WTF Just Happened? | The Corrupt Memory Industry & Micron
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The corrupt, criminal memory industry is at it again - www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A-e...
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Choose 20 paintings that have stayed with you or influenced you — one painting a day for 20 days, no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just paintings.
#blueskyartchallenge #art #paintings
2) Rooms by the sea, by Edward Hopper
#blueskyartchallenge #art #paintings
2) Rooms by the sea, by Edward Hopper
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Choose 20 paintings that have stayed with you or influenced you — one painting a day for 20 days, no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just paintings.
#blueskyartchallenge #art #paintings
2) Rooms by the sea, by Edward Hopper
#blueskyartchallenge #art #paintings
2) Rooms by the sea, by Edward Hopper
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
BIG NICK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! 😁😁😁
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
1
JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
9
SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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🎃 As it’s almost Hallowe’en what better than switching on the #Commodore #VIC20 and loading up a great little game “Pumpkid” by @hewco.uk and sold by @futurewas8bit.bsky.social
🕹️ 🍬 Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? 👻 🧙🏻♀️
Great fun!
🕹️ 🍬 Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? 👻 🧙🏻♀️
Great fun!
October 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
🎃 As it’s almost Hallowe’en what better than switching on the #Commodore #VIC20 and loading up a great little game “Pumpkid” by @hewco.uk and sold by @futurewas8bit.bsky.social
🕹️ 🍬 Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? 👻 🧙🏻♀️
Great fun!
🕹️ 🍬 Collect the sweets, avoiding the ghosts and the witch; what more do you want in a game? 👻 🧙🏻♀️
Great fun!
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Another day, another ai enthusiast warning me I’ll get ‘left behind’ if I’m not careful. He makes the future of entertainment sound delightful
October 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Another day, another ai enthusiast warning me I’ll get ‘left behind’ if I’m not careful. He makes the future of entertainment sound delightful
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
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Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Number of cats I own: 0
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM