Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️🌈
@chimeracoder.bsky.social
dial 311 it's a good time
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plot too on the nose, send it back for rewrites
During the sentencing, the mayor was hours away from jetting off to Uzbekistan, a particularly rich coincidence. Bahi, once the mayor’s liaison to the Muslim community, had admitted that he’d orchestrated the straw donation scheme through an Uzbek contractor based in Brooklyn.
Eric Adams Aide Sentenced in Campaign Fundraising Scheme — With the Mayor’s Absence Noted
Mohamed Bahi was given three years’ probation and a year of home confinement by the same judge forced to drop the mayor’s case. He had withering words for Adams, who was headed to Uzbekistan.
www.thecity.nyc
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
plot too on the nose, send it back for rewrites
Keep Mamdani beholden to the people, not to wealthy megadonors.
Support a transition funded by grassroots donations, rather than the billionaires who are used to controlling this process!
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Support a transition funded by grassroots donations, rather than the billionaires who are used to controlling this process!
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November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Keep Mamdani beholden to the people, not to wealthy megadonors.
Support a transition funded by grassroots donations, rather than the billionaires who are used to controlling this process!
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Support a transition funded by grassroots donations, rather than the billionaires who are used to controlling this process!
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would you still love me if I wrote C++?
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
would you still love me if I wrote C++?
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Worth remembering that Bloomberg rode the subway every day to work. It's completely reasonable to expect Mamdani to ride public transit daily, and we *should* demand that of him!
Just because DeBlasio and Adams abandoned transit riders doesn't mean it has to be this way
Just because DeBlasio and Adams abandoned transit riders doesn't mean it has to be this way
Why *does* the mayor of Subway City always end up in the back of a Suburban? There are good reasons: Security, productivity, travel to non-Manhattan destinations. And a bad reason: Habit.
The politics/practicalities of mayoral mobility from Lindsay thru now — nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/11/18/s...
The politics/practicalities of mayoral mobility from Lindsay thru now — nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/11/18/s...
Security Blanket: Will NYPD Smother Mamdani’s Love of Transit and Bikes? - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani spent his mayoral campaign riding the subway and biking around — but the demands of City Hall may test his transit habit.
nyc.streetsblog.org
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Worth remembering that Bloomberg rode the subway every day to work. It's completely reasonable to expect Mamdani to ride public transit daily, and we *should* demand that of him!
Just because DeBlasio and Adams abandoned transit riders doesn't mean it has to be this way
Just because DeBlasio and Adams abandoned transit riders doesn't mean it has to be this way
Zohran Mamdani needs grassroots support to fund his transition, because unlike most other mayors, he's NOT relying on wealthy megadonors to fund it for him.
They're only at 25% of their goal - donate now!
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They're only at 25% of their goal - donate now!
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November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Zohran Mamdani needs grassroots support to fund his transition, because unlike most other mayors, he's NOT relying on wealthy megadonors to fund it for him.
They're only at 25% of their goal - donate now!
secure.actblue.com/donate/zm-dt...
They're only at 25% of their goal - donate now!
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Reposted by Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️🌈
psst reminder to book your appointments for flu and covid shots if you haven't already. just do it right now it takes two seconds ok xoxo
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
psst reminder to book your appointments for flu and covid shots if you haven't already. just do it right now it takes two seconds ok xoxo
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forgot how racist she is
September 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
forgot how racist she is
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I cannot express how important it is for anyone going through a secured checkpoint like TSA to make sure thier phone is in BFU (Before First Unlock) mode. To enter this state: reboot your phone and don't unlock it.
In BFU mode all data is encrypted and your phone requires a passcode to unlock.
In BFU mode all data is encrypted and your phone requires a passcode to unlock.
I was just asked for my phone (to swipe the outside for whatever) for the 1st time during a “random” TSA extra screening for a domestic flight - i told them i didn’t consent to a search of the phone, made sure there were no notifications visible & it was locked and didn’t let it out of my sight…
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I cannot express how important it is for anyone going through a secured checkpoint like TSA to make sure thier phone is in BFU (Before First Unlock) mode. To enter this state: reboot your phone and don't unlock it.
In BFU mode all data is encrypted and your phone requires a passcode to unlock.
In BFU mode all data is encrypted and your phone requires a passcode to unlock.
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
Far Rockaway - you heard the man!
11695 I’m talking to you! We’ve received over 50K resumes, from every single zip code in NYC… except for one.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Far Rockaway - you heard the man!
My friend just revealed that he thought INDECENT PROPOSAL (1993) was a reality TV show with the same premise as the actual movie ("couple gets $1M if the wife sleeps with a stranger").
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My friend just revealed that he thought INDECENT PROPOSAL (1993) was a reality TV show with the same premise as the actual movie ("couple gets $1M if the wife sleeps with a stranger").
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okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.
My favs are not in the Esptein files for the simple reason that if someone is in the Esptein files, they're not my fave
nothing is funnier than rightoids being like “Hehe your favs are also in the epstein files” as if my favs ever included a former Democratic president and known sex pest
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My favs are not in the Esptein files for the simple reason that if someone is in the Esptein files, they're not my fave
"Democrats are too focused on identity politics", says Buttigieg, a Democrat whose entire career has been due to his identity. 🙄
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Democrats are too focused on identity politics", says Buttigieg, a Democrat whose entire career has been due to his identity. 🙄
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The reality is prisons don't even give the bare minimum:
"We got five rolls of single-ply per month... If you had money and the timing worked out right, you could potentially buy more on commissary. If not, you used notebook paper, magazines, newspapers."
"We got five rolls of single-ply per month... If you had money and the timing worked out right, you could potentially buy more on commissary. If not, you used notebook paper, magazines, newspapers."
Toilet paper. Dignity. And other things I lacked in prison.
For all the scarcities, there are plenty of other things. Regret. Broken people. Shame. If you're lucky, you can manage to steal moments of hope, even in the dark places.
www.houstonchronicle.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The reality is prisons don't even give the bare minimum:
"We got five rolls of single-ply per month... If you had money and the timing worked out right, you could potentially buy more on commissary. If not, you used notebook paper, magazines, newspapers."
"We got five rolls of single-ply per month... If you had money and the timing worked out right, you could potentially buy more on commissary. If not, you used notebook paper, magazines, newspapers."
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Rather than trivializing how much toilet paper Ghislaine Maxwell has access to behind bars, remember that most incarcerated people have little to their name.
Toilet paper isn't a luxury – it's a basic necessity.
Toilet paper isn't a luxury – it's a basic necessity.
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Rather than trivializing how much toilet paper Ghislaine Maxwell has access to behind bars, remember that most incarcerated people have little to their name.
Toilet paper isn't a luxury – it's a basic necessity.
Toilet paper isn't a luxury – it's a basic necessity.
If you use GenAI to avoid reading my correspondence with you, you are telling me that you don't respect me enough to interact with me directly.
Which is something I will definitely keep in mind for any future correspondence with you.
Which is something I will definitely keep in mind for any future correspondence with you.
I also think GenAI summaries of conversations and personal emails are fucking wack and disrespectful
Either you have time to genuinely engage with what someone said or you don’t
Either you have time to genuinely engage with what someone said or you don’t
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you use GenAI to avoid reading my correspondence with you, you are telling me that you don't respect me enough to interact with me directly.
Which is something I will definitely keep in mind for any future correspondence with you.
Which is something I will definitely keep in mind for any future correspondence with you.
Ghislaine Maxwell is being treated as a literal billionaire in prison (using the currency that has actual value behind bars).
That is absolutely the headline news, and even if you were confused about it, clicking through and reading the first couple of paragraphs would easily elucidate.
That is absolutely the headline news, and even if you were confused about it, clicking through and reading the first couple of paragraphs would easily elucidate.
unlimited toilet paper *is* a luxury in prison! it shouldn’t be! but it is! that’s why it’s pointed out! maxwell is being treated better (like a person) than everyone else only because she said trump isn’t a pedophile! this isn’t difficult to understand!
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People are roasting this lede, but NYM is actually correct to print it. Toilet paper is so scarce in prisons that it is sometimes used as a currency.
It shouldn't be restricted, for any person, but the fact that it isn't for her (and her alone) is a sign of extremely special treatment.
It shouldn't be restricted, for any person, but the fact that it isn't for her (and her alone) is a sign of extremely special treatment.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell is being treated as a literal billionaire in prison (using the currency that has actual value behind bars).
That is absolutely the headline news, and even if you were confused about it, clicking through and reading the first couple of paragraphs would easily elucidate.
That is absolutely the headline news, and even if you were confused about it, clicking through and reading the first couple of paragraphs would easily elucidate.
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A lot of people are going to yell at you for this and tell you that it’s stupid but I am asking you to post through it anyways.
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A lot of people are going to yell at you for this and tell you that it’s stupid but I am asking you to post through it anyways.
XKCD, welcome to the War on Cars!
![The comic is made up of four panels, each featuring Cueball talking to Megan or vice versa, both of them surrounded by progressively larger vehicles.]
[Panel one is labeled "100 years ago." Cueball and Megan are standing with a bicycle to the left of them and an old-fashioned car to their right.]
Cueball: It's too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too.
[Panel two is labeled "50 years ago." Cueball and Megan are standing between a small hatchback (right) and a slightly larger sedan (left).]
Megan: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one.
[Panel three is labeled "Today." Cueball and Megan are standing between a large SUV (left) and an even larger SUV (right).]
Cueball: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don't get the biggest one, I'm putting my family at risk.
[Panel four is labeled "Soon." Cueball and Megan are standing to the left of a massive SUV with metal plates bolted to its side, spiked panels attached to the front and back, and two giant spiked clubs hanging from a rotor on top of the car. Another massive spiked club is visible coming from the left of the panel, presumably attached to a similar car. Megan has both arms on her side.]
Megan: If I don't install more whirling spike clubs, I'll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7nyt6cyhxcvp4cxcplogg5bg/bafkreidthrkodhqdnpmcop6za7xqugsbokm6t2g4ib7j4vaefiwoaatgoi@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
XKCD, welcome to the War on Cars!
People are roasting this lede, but NYM is actually correct to print it. Toilet paper is so scarce in prisons that it is sometimes used as a currency.
It shouldn't be restricted, for any person, but the fact that it isn't for her (and her alone) is a sign of extremely special treatment.
It shouldn't be restricted, for any person, but the fact that it isn't for her (and her alone) is a sign of extremely special treatment.
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
People are roasting this lede, but NYM is actually correct to print it. Toilet paper is so scarce in prisons that it is sometimes used as a currency.
It shouldn't be restricted, for any person, but the fact that it isn't for her (and her alone) is a sign of extremely special treatment.
It shouldn't be restricted, for any person, but the fact that it isn't for her (and her alone) is a sign of extremely special treatment.
okay but, Lysol, you see how that's the OPPOSITE of what I want... right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
okay but, Lysol, you see how that's the OPPOSITE of what I want... right?
cancel culture has gone too far
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cancel culture has gone too far
Just a few hours left to snag a ticket to Unleashed: STUFFED! It's Brooklyn Pet Play weekend, and I'm DJing the opening party.
Come mosh with your fellow pups to funky and sultry beats... and then get STUFFED!
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Come mosh with your fellow pups to funky and sultry beats... and then get STUFFED!
forbiddentickets.com/events/unlea...
![Norman Rockwell's "Freedom From Want" except I am the dad, @furioursus.dev (in a pink pup hood) is the mom, and we are feeding a bottle of lube and poppers to an entire table of pups
On the corner in the top right is a painting frame which reads "This flyer was made by a person, not a prompt. If you're a queer event promoter or bar owner or DJ, stop using AI. Your events look cheesy as fuck and i [sic] don't want to go to them."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7nyt6cyhxcvp4cxcplogg5bg/bafkreihgjtmybswza55zqdtxizo4llawp5bke3lmfjq23upjzqqnuntvgi@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just a few hours left to snag a ticket to Unleashed: STUFFED! It's Brooklyn Pet Play weekend, and I'm DJing the opening party.
Come mosh with your fellow pups to funky and sultry beats... and then get STUFFED!
forbiddentickets.com/events/unlea...
Come mosh with your fellow pups to funky and sultry beats... and then get STUFFED!
forbiddentickets.com/events/unlea...