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Well-tarred Flask 🇮🇹🇺🇦🇨🇦
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UMN ChemProf Emeritus. Army vet. MOOC vet. Cancer vet. Dad of 3(human)/2(feline). Chicagoan. Armed with a keyboard and eerily immune to shame. NOT speaking for UL Research Institutes here.
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I'm Chris. I'm a theoretical chemist who, as an academic, also took an early interest in online education. Traveling the admin path, I was privileged to serve as VPR for UMN for 3 yrs. Now I'm a higher-ed expat in Chicago thrilled to serve as CRO for non-profit UL Research Institutes. #SafetyScience
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Rush
Queen
Peter Gabriel
The Weepies
Antje Duvekot

#EclecticismFTW
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Concert of the Decade 1979, Sydney Opera House forecourt.
The Pogues, Hordern Pavillion 1990
Midnight Oil, Castle Hill RSL. a couple of time in the 80s
Psychotic Turnbuckles, Sydney Trade Union Club 1990?
Neil Young, Sydney Entertainment Centre, 1989?
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

The Pogues (1990 at Selinas)
You am I (TBH insert any 90's Australian indie band here)
Tiny Tim (shut up he was fabulous)
Kris Kristofferson
B52s
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
oh HELL no!
“Italians yelling in the supermarket”
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
lucked out this TG with easy assignments. espinaca catalana (can do in my sleep) and roast maple/balsamic-glazed Brussels sprouts with walnuts and goat cheese (gotta use ALL the baking sheets for the crowd size, but also pretty trick).
a man in a chef 's hat is giving the thumbs up sign
Alt: a man in a chef 's hat is dancing in a professional kitchen
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
needed to use up a few things so mixed 3 oz gin, 1 oz aperol, 3/4 oz honey simple syrup, and juice from 1/4 lime -- shook with ice, served up.

wow! gonna have to do that on PURPOSE in the future.
a man with a beard says i 'm very pleasantly surprised in front of paintings
Alt: a man with a beard says i'm very pleasantly surprised in front of paintings
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Merlin just wants to remind everyone that his Whisker Wednesday game is very, very strong... #CatSky
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I just wonder where he keeps his Ventra card 🤷🏼‍♂️
#Chicago
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
one of those days where you just want someone to hit you in the face with a 2x4 and have done with it...
a woman says just when you thought it couldn t get any worse
Alt: Xena the warrior princess says just when you thought it couldn't get any worse
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Post a movie where you are from
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ah, the sweet feel of that first 5K on a new pair of running shoes...
a pair of red and gold sneakers with the word versace on the side
Alt: a pair of red and gold sneakers with a brand name I would NOT wear on the side
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Reporters sticking with X because they get so much engagement from Nigerian America First MAGA accounts.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Meanwhile, in the "what did you do over your summer vacation?" category...

www.notus.org/health-scien...?
Trump’s Privatization of Science Research Is Underway
The EPA’s scientists that helped in the aftermath of the East Palestine, Ohio, disaster, are now in the private sector. What does that mean for future crises?
www.notus.org
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me too!
Except, unlike his infallible holiness, for me it's not the right answer each time...
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
wolves rock
Researchers in Canada have documented a wild gray wolf hauling a crab trap out of the water to eat the bait inside, according to a recent study.

Researchers suggest it may be the first recorded example of possible tool use by a wolf.
Wolf hauls up crab trap to eat bait, hinting at possible tool use
Researchers in Canada have documented a wild gray wolf hauling a crab trap out of the water to eat the bait inside, according to a recent study. Researchers suggest it may be the first recorded…
news.mongabay.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's fall!!

#ChemistsWhoCook
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
That's two passes now of 4 fast movers along the #Chicago lakefront. Sad times that I'm stuck wondering whether it's a football game at Soldier Field or a show of force to keep up the federal intimidation of the city, now that ICE has largely pulled out...
a group of fighter jets flying in the sky
Alt: a group of fighter jets flying in the sky
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy holidays from #Chicago and Millennium Park, y’all. Fiat lux.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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America 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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CBP agent who threatened to shoot people on the street in Illinois.
Major content warning for some of the commentary we found on Donahue's account. He's opposed to mixed race relationships and women voting, and he cheers on a gay bashing and makes a death threat against a drag queen.

He's not a big poster, but follows exclusively far right influencers.
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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It's hard out there for a lickspittle.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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69 doesn't hit the same in Roman Numerals
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
UMN!!
Visited the local university campus. Look at these so called scholars, what a bunch of turkeys.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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If only there were some sort of marketplace, perhaps online, where people could compare insurance plans and choose one for themselves. Perhaps with some financial assistance for those who need it….
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I won't consider Starlink for the same reason I won't buy a Tesla and why I'm no longer on the former Twitter: I won't willingly give money to (or be an advertising base for) a Nazi salute-throwing fascist who actively tried to destroy our democracy
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
things happen???
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM