Elizabeth
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“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”~ apocryphal Twainism
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Getting word that they shut down the El Paso airport because Secretary Duffy heard that there was someone wearing sweatpants on a flight to Houston.
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Getting word that they shut down the El Paso airport because Secretary Duffy heard that there was someone wearing sweatpants on a flight to Houston.
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Somewhere in El Paso a 7-year-old is filing a FOIA request for the whereabouts of his Spider-Man balloon.
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Somewhere in El Paso a 7-year-old is filing a FOIA request for the whereabouts of his Spider-Man balloon.
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So if I have this straight, the airspace around El Paso got shut down for ten days because the military got spooked and fired up the Annihilator Ray 3000 and it was a party balloon
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
So if I have this straight, the airspace around El Paso got shut down for ten days because the military got spooked and fired up the Annihilator Ray 3000 and it was a party balloon
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Is Pam Bondi up to date on her rabies shots? We can’t ask RFK Jr., because he’s clearly out of his mind, too.
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Is Pam Bondi up to date on her rabies shots? We can’t ask RFK Jr., because he’s clearly out of his mind, too.
No, that is not a top hat on my head.
#WhiskersWednesday
#WhiskersWednesday
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
No, that is not a top hat on my head.
#WhiskersWednesday
#WhiskersWednesday
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umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming*
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
umm yes, long time listener but first time caller and i’d like to say *begins screaming*
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Your opinion is important to me. Please hold while I get my Trebuchet
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Your opinion is important to me. Please hold while I get my Trebuchet
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Federal prosecutors in DC failed to secure indictments against six Democratic lawmakers over a video that angered Trump by reminding active-duty military and intelligence personnel they must refuse illegal orders. It was remarkable Jeanine Pirro approved it at all.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump administration fails to secure indictment in connection with Democrats involved in 'illegal orders' video
President Donald Trump had accused six Democratic lawmakers of "seditious behavior" after they urged members of the military and intelligence communities to refuse unlawful orders.
www.nbcnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Federal prosecutors in DC failed to secure indictments against six Democratic lawmakers over a video that angered Trump by reminding active-duty military and intelligence personnel they must refuse illegal orders. It was remarkable Jeanine Pirro approved it at all.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Muffin's Oscar worthy #PerformanceLeftMeSpeechless
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Muffin's Oscar worthy #PerformanceLeftMeSpeechless
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First she came for the puppy dogs, and I did not speak out, because I was not a puppy dog.
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
First she came for the puppy dogs, and I did not speak out, because I was not a puppy dog.
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We just shared the link from NBC about three warehouses being bought to house immigrants, but it now looks like we seriously underreported how many are being purchased. Based on information many of you have shared, the number appears to be over 26.
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
We just shared the link from NBC about three warehouses being bought to house immigrants, but it now looks like we seriously underreported how many are being purchased. Based on information many of you have shared, the number appears to be over 26.
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We put together this map as our first informational product. It shows the list of lease solicitations all over the US. Click each dot to read exactly what the government is looking for, and where!
Federal Contract Opportunities - Google My Maps
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February 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
We put together this map as our first informational product. It shows the list of lease solicitations all over the US. Click each dot to read exactly what the government is looking for, and where!
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When you miss the memo regarding the company's dress code.
📸 RadiantPersimmon4448
📸 RadiantPersimmon4448
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
When you miss the memo regarding the company's dress code.
📸 RadiantPersimmon4448
📸 RadiantPersimmon4448
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Government Official: (testifying under oath) Yes I visited the island but just to eat brunch. My email that said “Looking forward to doing crimes on your island ;)” is a reference to how brunch tastes so delicious it should be illegal
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Government Official: (testifying under oath) Yes I visited the island but just to eat brunch. My email that said “Looking forward to doing crimes on your island ;)” is a reference to how brunch tastes so delicious it should be illegal
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also you must have a beat we can dance to
If Bad Bunny can cover the history of Puerto Rico, colonialism, transatlantic slavery, hemispheric consciousness, as well as contemporary life and politics in under 14 minutes, you can do your 15- or 20-minute conference presentation with time to spare.
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
also you must have a beat we can dance to
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#IDontUseTheInternetFor Finding out more about spiders, though sometimes I do look on the web.
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
#IDontUseTheInternetFor Finding out more about spiders, though sometimes I do look on the web.
#IDontUseTheInternetFor medical advice.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
#IDontUseTheInternetFor medical advice.
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Can confirm, is excellent
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Can confirm, is excellent
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The Venn Diagram of people who refuse to pick up after their dogs and those who refuse to use the blinkers in their cars, I assume are two perfectly aligned circles on top of each other.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The Venn Diagram of people who refuse to pick up after their dogs and those who refuse to use the blinkers in their cars, I assume are two perfectly aligned circles on top of each other.
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Sometimes you have to strip away details to see what’s really important
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Sometimes you have to strip away details to see what’s really important