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I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I like that when I joined bluesky it was a place for sickos to not be bothered by Nazis but now it has a reputation for being super libbed up so when I say something like "do you think Wolverine got regular boners or did it pop in and out like his claws" someone will stop by to say "VOTE!"
Me when it happens
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me when it happens
Getting whooped in the numbers by Clint @lgr-yt.bsky.social reviewing a clearance rack rip-off CD ROM from the 1990s
youtu.be/EXlqb3a4U4M?...
youtu.be/EXlqb3a4U4M?...
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Getting whooped in the numbers by Clint @lgr-yt.bsky.social reviewing a clearance rack rip-off CD ROM from the 1990s
youtu.be/EXlqb3a4U4M?...
youtu.be/EXlqb3a4U4M?...
Microphones
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Microphones
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
I go to posts but right before I do octacon calls me on my codek "whoa, watch out. This website has really strict rules - you can get in a lot of trouble telling someone to kill themselves"
"Trouble?? Otacon, you saw what they were posting right–"
"I know. But the admins..."
"Admins..."
"Trouble?? Otacon, you saw what they were posting right–"
"I know. But the admins..."
"Admins..."
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I go to posts but right before I do octacon calls me on my codek "whoa, watch out. This website has really strict rules - you can get in a lot of trouble telling someone to kill themselves"
"Trouble?? Otacon, you saw what they were posting right–"
"I know. But the admins..."
"Admins..."
"Trouble?? Otacon, you saw what they were posting right–"
"I know. But the admins..."
"Admins..."
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
Skyrim is the Harry Pooter of video games. PLAY ANOTHER GAME
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Skyrim is the Harry Pooter of video games. PLAY ANOTHER GAME
I think it's neat how now if I see a YouTube channel I've never seen before, covering content I'm interested in, I have to click through to the channel and check to see if they're posting an hour long video every other day, so I don't get tricked into watching clanker slop for a few minutes
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I think it's neat how now if I see a YouTube channel I've never seen before, covering content I'm interested in, I have to click through to the channel and check to see if they're posting an hour long video every other day, so I don't get tricked into watching clanker slop for a few minutes
What is this fascist, some kind of COMMIE?
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What is this fascist, some kind of COMMIE?
He wears that hat now because he got tired of getting clowned for what his white barber was doing to his hair
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
He wears that hat now because he got tired of getting clowned for what his white barber was doing to his hair
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
NOW PLAYING: ⛤ 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 ⛧ from @necrosoftgames.com !
Developer’s Summary: Demonschool is a new-style tactics RPG where motion equals action.
Defeat big weirdos in between the human & demon worlds as Faye and her misfit companions, while navigating university life on a mysterious island. 👹😱
Developer’s Summary: Demonschool is a new-style tactics RPG where motion equals action.
Defeat big weirdos in between the human & demon worlds as Faye and her misfit companions, while navigating university life on a mysterious island. 👹😱
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
NOW PLAYING: ⛤ 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑 ⛧ from @necrosoftgames.com !
Developer’s Summary: Demonschool is a new-style tactics RPG where motion equals action.
Defeat big weirdos in between the human & demon worlds as Faye and her misfit companions, while navigating university life on a mysterious island. 👹😱
Developer’s Summary: Demonschool is a new-style tactics RPG where motion equals action.
Defeat big weirdos in between the human & demon worlds as Faye and her misfit companions, while navigating university life on a mysterious island. 👹😱
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INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
Pearl Forrester @maryjopehl.bsky.social
Name your fav MST3K character
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Pearl Forrester @maryjopehl.bsky.social
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Greebean casserole could vanish tomorrow and I'd never miss it once
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Greebean casserole could vanish tomorrow and I'd never miss it once
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
every fucking year man
It is good, it's just a huge pain in the ass to make it good
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It is good, it's just a huge pain in the ass to make it good
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
Patton Oswalt say no to an on camera chat challenge 2026
Seriously, creepy old Bill Maher's people call and you just show up to watch him get shitfaced so he can be even less funny? Do less.
Seriously, creepy old Bill Maher's people call and you just show up to watch him get shitfaced so he can be even less funny? Do less.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Patton Oswalt say no to an on camera chat challenge 2026
Seriously, creepy old Bill Maher's people call and you just show up to watch him get shitfaced so he can be even less funny? Do less.
Seriously, creepy old Bill Maher's people call and you just show up to watch him get shitfaced so he can be even less funny? Do less.
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
whatever the Xai people did to make grok speak more positively about its owner seems to be backfiring
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
whatever the Xai people did to make grok speak more positively about its owner seems to be backfiring
Remember when Eliot Spitzer had a clear runway to the white house and he was immediately wished into the cornfield for paying adults to fuck him?
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Remember when Eliot Spitzer had a clear runway to the white house and he was immediately wished into the cornfield for paying adults to fuck him?
Reposted by David Kane, Waffle Stomper
Thank goodness we now have the option to report posts as misleading on the website where no one understands jokes
v1.110 is live!
We’ve expanded post-reporting options from 5 → 39. This gives you more precise ways to flag issues and strengthens the signals our safety systems rely on. Clearer reports mean better moderation and higher-quality conversations across Bluesky. Learn more: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’ve expanded post-reporting options from 5 → 39. This gives you more precise ways to flag issues and strengthens the signals our safety systems rely on. Clearer reports mean better moderation and higher-quality conversations across Bluesky. Learn more: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thank goodness we now have the option to report posts as misleading on the website where no one understands jokes
Raising Arizona has entered the chat
People don’t talk about it, but The Long Goodbye is the benchmark for “proper use of a grocery store in a movie”
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Raising Arizona has entered the chat