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000- Holy Church Knight Caustic
@causticbotanist.bsky.social
35th. He/Him. Gay raccoon botanist whom enjoys a couple of FVNS, ttrpgs and minecramp.
PFP by Labby!
Header by nature
18+ only
Uhoh. Might be allergic to shellfish now
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Based
July 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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This Thanksgiving, poison your whole family with microwaved undercooked rubbery meat! Enjoy your radiation addiction!
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Me and the boys shotgunning the canned Cranberry Sauce about to go off about the Epstein Files at the dinner table.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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lmaooo

perish
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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If you have access to a Walmart and don't have issues shopping there, all of this costs about $10 including tax.

Don't get discouraged by professional artists with 10-20+ years experience using fancy & expensive materials. You can get started and learn and even FLOURISH with just this.
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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happy thanksgiving to those who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Me browsing in public and the AI doesn’t autoflag a post showing hole
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I have friends who would fold for smokey bear
Alright everyone time to throw those frozen turkeys in your hot oil
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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funniest phrase in english language right now, according to my four year old, is "wet baby olive"
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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“I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations” is a fucking anti capitalist war cry holy shit
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Someone else’s livestream is not a trauma dumping ground 😬
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Since everyone asked, here’s the recipe:

- bone in raw ham
- preheat to 350
- pin pineapples and cherries with toothpicks all up and down it
- save the juice and add a little pineapple juice and a bag of brown sugar
- cook for 3 hours
- score it 1 hour in
- baste it every 30 min
- cut, soak, serve
Mmm made my dad’s cherry pineapple ham for the first time for an early thanksgiving dinner and it’s incredible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Agreed, but I want to add something. For video creators & streamers, where else should they make noise to customer support for YouTube or Twitch?

Because at this point, THAT is the only reason they may still be on Twitter, even those who aren't as active as before
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I can assure you, if YouTube & Twitch's support accs joined Bluesky, many of their creators who are here would stop using Twitter. Don't blame YT/Twitch creators for still using Twitter, blame YT/Twitch themselves for still using Twitter

Well, maybe except those paying Twitter for a blue check lol
a cartoon cat is holding a pile of red cards in his hands .
ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a pile of red cards in his hands .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Hello, fellow netrunners.

Come see Jericho from @rtfvn.bsky.social and our writer Reo present a Furry Visual Novel writing panel focusing on Designing Characters & Villains at MFF! #furryart

Art: @ploommy.bsky.social
Graphic: @hyenablood.yeen.world
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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oh I forgot to show y'all my new bumper sticker. There may or may not be a coordinating tee, dropping new for MFF #bunnart
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Oh yeah that would’ve solved everything for sure
Kamala Harris says Biden should've invited Elon Musk to the White House in 2021
The former VP writes in her new book that Musk set off her "spidey senses" long before his MAGA pivot in 2024.
www.businessinsider.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Move to the other side~~~ #uwu #funnyevil #streamer
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM