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Captain Kramer
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"Captain, maybe we should start helping people."
"No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Just watched One Battle After Another and that's two hours thirty lost forever.

The handful of notable scenes and sequences were offset by laughable plot points and sheer nonsense.

Very disappointing, especially from PTA.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
LOL
somebody got 🎵 yelled at 🎵 by Stephen Miller
Trump says he’s ending Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for Somali refugees in Minnesota “immediately.”
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Social democrats ❤️ Oval Pedo Office, baby!
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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the Internet was a mistake
July 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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It is not lost on me the irony that the same people saying bombing mosques, hospitals, and schools is acceptable because Hamas purportedly hides there simultaneously say synagogues cannot be peacefully protested when hosting events illegally selling stolen Palestinian land.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Looney tunes memories unlocked.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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apropos of nothing, here’s a photo of a young chuck schumer attending trump lawyer & confidante (& joe mccarthy associate) roy cohn’s birthday party at studio 54, in 1979
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Hold on. Libertarians do not belong in a zoo. It would violate the basic tenets of their ideology to be taken care of

They should be dropped naked in the wilderness and left to invent all the things society has provided their whole lives
libertarians belong in a zoo
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Oh, a report! Then you'll form a committee! To write whitepapers! Then another commission! All while Rome burns!

You did FUCK ALL to help me when I reached out to you. 🖕🏻

All you liberal professional managerial class assholes are full of shit.
Hi! I’m chair of the AAUP cmte on AI. We’ve done member research and a report and are engaging locals in organizing and policy pushes, as well as providing resources around the fact that we can organize against this uncritical ai glut.
Dm me for more. www.aaup.org/reports-publ...
Artificial Intelligence and Academic Professions
Educational technology, or ed-tech, including artificial intelligence (AI), continues to become more integrated into teaching and research in higher education, with minimal oversight. The AAUP’s ad ho...
www.aaup.org
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Max Blumenthal tearing multiple new ones. It's a beautiful thing.
MAX BLUMENTHAL DESTROYS US
AMBASSADOR TO VENEZUELA ON CIA AGENDA TO CONTROL OIL & MINERAL WEALTH www.instagram.com/reel/DRQDqVD...
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Unbefuckinglievable
lmao lol Jesus Christ
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Again reminded why Germany was reduced to a smoking ruin.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
Personalized Cancer Vaccines Are Almost Here—But Federal Funding Cuts Could Derail Them
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Everyone has lost their minds
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Javier Bardem says "Free Palestine!" while at the Emmys and "I won't work" with any company that is in business with Israel: "I cannot work with somebody who justifies or supports the genocide."
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I would have drank the holy water in front of them
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”

Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I've recently posted this twice without comment, but this is one of the funniest moments in modern cinema. Don't know a soul that hasn't cracked up and the photography is excellent.
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM