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eternally crying about tv, anime, and kpop // she/her // neo got my back 💚
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if there’s one thing I miss about the bad place it’s seeing this video pop up every two weeks and making my day
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Whee
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:

"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
What a horrible morning to have reading comprehension.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I would say girl bye but she’s either doing it to run for president or will pivot to a pundit job and literally never leave
unfortunately, the imges just got shared and oh boy its uh

something
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Is this loss
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Reagan photo is just perfection
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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There was a showdown … and socialism won … I guess?
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Those lines are not as bright and well painted as they used to be and I can prove it!
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I may as well have a blindfold on
Driving at night is super fun after 40.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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NEW COVER: #HAECHAN for Dazed Korea in Saint Laurent

#NCT #NCT127 #NCTDREAM
#dazedkorea #SaintLaurent
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is how I remember Doyoung and Jungwoo are enlisted before Christmas
NEW NeoTok: (machine tr) Our group is so smooth and sleek〰️⭐️ #NCT127
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
8 and a half hours till the weekend
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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#KangTaeOh for ARENA Homme+ November 2025 promoting the kdrama #MoonRiver
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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#KangTaeOh for ARENA Homme+ November 2025 promoting the kdrama #MoonRiver
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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#KangTaeOh for ARENA Homme+ November 2025 promoting the kdrama #MoonRiver
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Easiest dinner ever
Crockpot
Pork chop
Potatoes (I use the tiny ones)
Can of French Onion soup
a cartoon rabbit with a red tongue sticking out of its mouth
Alt: a cartoon rabbit with a red tongue sticking out of its mouth
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Ani-Moe-tion, Day 20: Teen Girl Squad

#simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember #animoetion
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
aespa covering Spice Up Your Life in a Shon Ramyun ad…

…this is a targeted ad. youtu.be/1SbFj6G5x-g?...
[Nongshim] SHIN RAMYUN X aespa "Spicy Happiness In Noodles"(MV) | #SHIN #shinramyun #nongshim
YouTube video by Nongshim Global
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All these AI stocks feel like the GameStop shit from a few years ago.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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STRAY KIDS Felix
#필릭스
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM