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clarissa 🎃

@caperclaw.bsky.social

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eternally crying about tv, anime, and kpop // she/her // neo got my back 💚

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · Apr 24

if there’s one thing I miss about the bad place it’s seeing this video pop up every two weeks and making my day

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Maria J Pérez Cuervo @mjpcuervo.bsky.social · 2h

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2h

So much stuff happens that I bet you already forgot about the whole “circumcision causes autism” thing. I bet that just went into the pile despite it being the craziest fucking thing you’ve ever heard

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 2h

Is affirm one of those “split into four payments” thing? I noticed even DoorDash started pushing those. They feel very scummy and specifically targeting young people the way credit cards used to set up on college campuses.

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 19h

Megan Thee Stallion announces her new single “Lover Girl,” dropping this Friday.

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 23h

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

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"Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 1d

max comfy

A photo showing two black and white kittens sleeping on a blanket

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opal @defnotadino.bsky.social · 1d

THIS is a great example of accountability. You’re allowed to fuck up and grow and change, but that involves a lifetime of work and a fair amount of shame. And LEAD with it, don’t hide it!

Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 1d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Branaugh: the important thing is that dr Frankenstein is gonna be real hot
Branaugh: and shirtless
Shelley: yeah this is my vision
Shelley: very true to my vision

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 1d

Didn’t it just move??? Feels like they have no faith in it after the first one which is a shame since it was enjoyable enough but this one looks like exactly what we’ve been waiting for

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

Mortal Kombat II film moves from May 15 to May 8 deadline.com/2025/10/mort...

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Big Dill @b1gd1ll.bsky.social · 1d

The Epstein Files prove Bill Clinton is guilty and clear Donald Trump, but I'm not going to seat Democratic Representative Grijalva and allow her to vote on releasing the evidence.

Totally believable.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Mike Johnson: "Suddenly now, they've somehow convinced themselves that the Epstein files will be damaging to President Trump and Republicans in some way that they've imagined, and so they feign outrage."

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 1d

If they want a home cooked meal, they can crawl back to their mom’s basement.

Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 2d

U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers

Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 1d

If the Blue Jays win the World Series the US has to become the 11th province.

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my GOD.

At 4:10 p.m., she texted me: "By the way-everything | ever sent you is off record. You're not a journalist so it's weird saying that but just letting you know."
I responded: "I'm sorry, but that's not how this works.
You don't get to say that in retrospect."
Halligan was unpersuaded: "Yes, I do. Off record."
"I am really sorry. I would have been happy to speak with you on an off the record basis had you asked," I said. "But you didn't ask, and I still haven't agreed to speak on that basis. Do you have any further comment for the story?
To my surprise, she kept going: "It's obvious the whole convo is off record. There's disappearing messages and it's on signal. What is your story? You never told me about a story."
I didn't respond. It was time to publish my story. I'II text it to her.

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Johnny pics @johnnypics.bsky.social · 2d

#JOHNNY #쟈니

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 1d

The main thing keeping Netanyahu out of Israeli court on corruption charges (which are unrelated to Gaza, somehow) is the ongoing conflict.

If the conflict stops, his head is back on the block.

So the conflict is never gonna stop.

shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 1d

from the cover of Time magazine blaring HIS TRIUMPH to this in a week

NYT Breaking News
American officials said they were increasingly concerned that Benjamin Netanyahu could dismantle the Gaza peace deal.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 1d

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 1d

Took calls today for the first time at the new job. I was super nervous for a lot of it but man I still felt so much better at the end of the day vs the old place.

clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 1d

Ohhhh they’re really turning a corner. I really like this!

anything kpop and more ✅ @akpop.likes.earth · 2d

"Focus" by h2h, out now.

clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 1d

I did not know Ace Week was a thing. Hell yeah let’s go!

a cat is laying in the grass with a small asexual flag

Alt: a cat is laying in the grass with a small asexual flag

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Kate 🍄 @kateammann.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Ace Week! 🖤🩶🤍💜

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 2d

Doctor Strange in his astral form looks like he’s lying backward and not happy with what he sees. He self narrates: “In case you can’t tell – – I’m invisible“

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

these are a different set of republican racist texts than the previous set of republican racist and nazi texts

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 1d

So the dealbreaker is admitting you’re a Nazi

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

Republicans set to reject Trump nominee Ingrassia after offensive texts

His confirmation to lead the Office of Special Counsel was already set to be rocky after previous allegations of sexual harassment.

www.semafor.com

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Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 2d

“Hello, metaphor police? Yeah they’re getting way too fucking lazy with it, can you please do something”

A photo of the demolished wall of the White House (from the Washington Post)

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes I see a headline about the Texas Rangers (police) but my mind thinks of the Texas Rangers (baseball) while reading and I get very confused for a moment.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2d

you’re telling me that another thirtysomething republican has nazi beliefs. wow

Politico @politico.com · 2d

EXCLUSIVE: Embattled Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia told Republicans that the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday should be “tossed into the seventh circle of hell” and that he has “a Nazi streak,” according to a group chat viewed by POLITICO.

Trump nominee says he has a ‘Nazi streak,’ bashes MLK Jr. Day, according to texts

Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.

www.politico.com

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