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@canyondotmid.bsky.social
formerly snake, son of plane

voice actor and weird little guy

saint paul, mn
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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WE HAVE A TENTATIVE AGREEMENT!! PICKET AND STRIKE VOTE ARE CANCELLED!

Please come by the Indeed Taproom this evening to congratulate the workers on a long, hard fought victory!
Indeed workers are voting this afternoon to authorize a strike next week. Follow the link to email the boss that if they go on strike you will respect the strike line at the taproom & will boycott the products at the stores. Pass this to anyone you can think of who supports workers.
Indeed Workers are Strike Ready
Indeed Brewing’s unionized workers have been fighting for a first contract for a year and a half, but Indeed management has been stalling! Because of Indeed management’s approach, the workers may go o...
actionnetwork.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sheesh
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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We wanted to get rid of Frey but we settled for eliminating Frei
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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One of the all time greats. I have a Jason Garcia poster in my childhood bedroom.
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Why does everyone else get to have nice things
jacob frey won
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Even offline, the most cutting response to an insult is "ok"
CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.

CNN: Do you have a response?

MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Lukewarm take but "Gatsby parties" always make me laugh. The point of the book was definitely "these people are cool and good and should be emulated"
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A fun fact about me is that you can instantly put me in a mini depressive episode simply by mentioning Laika the dog
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wrangling elderly customers all day, call me senior management
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Over the past few years @babayulia.bsky.social and I have developed an elaborate lore in which Bobby Flay is actually a high-ranking devil or cambion, offering up-and-coming chefs a chance to wager their soul for fame and success
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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An Update:

I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly.

(I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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It's a shame that Adams is such a deeply malignant figure. Imagine a benign non-scumbag politician with such staggeringly absent social wherewithal that he dresses like a deranged wizard.
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Saw Weapons last night. Pretty good but I would've liked it to be happier, and with their mouths open.
August 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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There is a water main break on West 7th in St. Paul, so I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you see emergency vehicles outside the Children's Museum, everything is okay.
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The year is 2025. Everything is computer. Everybody transgender.
Trump has now pivoted from crime to riffing on "transgender for everybody. Everybody transgender"
August 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What famous figure has the highest ratio of "cool person/uncool name"? I'm going with Smedley Butler.
August 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Funny to me to use "Svengali" as shorthand for "Rasputin" as shorthand for Loomer. Just cut out the middleman!
Laura Loomer is now touting her new title as “Trump’s Rasputin” for her growing political influence, à la the Russian Svengali who advised the Romanov family.
Laura Loomer Reveals White House Clout Has Earned Her a New Nickname
The alt-right influencer has skyrocketed to notoriety for her White House purges.
trib.al
August 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The fourth annual St Paul Nut Roll is back - August 23, 1PM, Bang Brewing. Bike a little. Eat a some Nut Rolls. Invite your friends! Get Ready to Get Nuts!

www.eventbrite.com/e/saint-paul...
August 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I know everyone knows this already, but Sweetwater's customer service really is unparalleled. If nobody got me, I know my SW rep Andy got me.
July 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
oh HELL yeah
July 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM