bri [they, she] ☕️💤
@caffein3-fiend.bsky.social
pronouns in priority order^
full of it: caffeine, thoughts, opinions, song lyrics, anxiety, jokes, puns, and whimsy. and rage. so much rage.
📍robinson-huron treaty 1850 nbisiing territory (treaty 9 territory, seasonally)
full of it: caffeine, thoughts, opinions, song lyrics, anxiety, jokes, puns, and whimsy. and rage. so much rage.
📍robinson-huron treaty 1850 nbisiing territory (treaty 9 territory, seasonally)
Pinned
just call me "a rehab centre for emotionally unavailable manbabies to heal from their pasts and move on to have fulfilling intimate relationships with anyone but me" because the way i've been this linchpin for too many the last 5 years and i haven't learned or figured out how not to be is exhausting
I just said “passively consume some media content and relax” to a man I went on a date with yesterday and I am screaming at myself internally
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I just said “passively consume some media content and relax” to a man I went on a date with yesterday and I am screaming at myself internally
Today is my dad’s birthday. He would have been 76.
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Today is my dad’s birthday. He would have been 76.
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"There is no evidence of escalating violence committed by LGBTQ people."
Period.
Inflammatory claims about Tumbler Ridge shooter identity surge as elected official claims ‘trans violence’: www.thestar.com/news/canada/...
Period.
Inflammatory claims about Tumbler Ridge shooter identity surge as elected official claims ‘trans violence’: www.thestar.com/news/canada/...
Inflammatory claims about Tumbler Ridge shooter identity surge as elected official claims ‘trans violence’
Far-right U.S. commentators have argued that transgender people commit a disproportionate share of crimes, a claim not borne out by statistics.
www.thestar.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
"There is no evidence of escalating violence committed by LGBTQ people."
Period.
Inflammatory claims about Tumbler Ridge shooter identity surge as elected official claims ‘trans violence’: www.thestar.com/news/canada/...
Period.
Inflammatory claims about Tumbler Ridge shooter identity surge as elected official claims ‘trans violence’: www.thestar.com/news/canada/...
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What women on the left already knew before the files came out is that men can imagine a world of class consciousness (Chomsky), a universe more expansive than ever before known (Hawking), a world where you can live forever (Attia) but not a world where women are fully human.
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
What women on the left already knew before the files came out is that men can imagine a world of class consciousness (Chomsky), a universe more expansive than ever before known (Hawking), a world where you can live forever (Attia) but not a world where women are fully human.
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Endless
Mike Gough
c. 2020
Mike Gough
c. 2020
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Endless
Mike Gough
c. 2020
Mike Gough
c. 2020
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One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
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it's weird to see people complain about Bad Bunny's performance being in Spanish when there have been entire operas in Italian, German and French performed in the US and the top song of the last two years, K-Pop Demon Hunters' "Golden" has lyrics in Korean
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
it's weird to see people complain about Bad Bunny's performance being in Spanish when there have been entire operas in Italian, German and French performed in the US and the top song of the last two years, K-Pop Demon Hunters' "Golden" has lyrics in Korean
im so grateful to now have a place for the really deep inside thoughts
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
im so grateful to now have a place for the really deep inside thoughts
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big news for people who think they're funny and need to let the thought marinate a little bit (me)
February 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
big news for people who think they're funny and need to let the thought marinate a little bit (me)
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The Fuck Your Feeling gang sure is having a whole fuckload of feelings today.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The Fuck Your Feeling gang sure is having a whole fuckload of feelings today.
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This is a huge thing. When your neighbour, partner, friend, etc. opts into privacy invasion, it opts you in as well.
I do not have a Ring camera, but my neighbor does. How do I get to “opt out” of having my comings and goings recorded, tracked & abused by those I have no connection to?
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This is a huge thing. When your neighbour, partner, friend, etc. opts into privacy invasion, it opts you in as well.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
Update to Louis Theroux’s rap for hot fats
My body don’t just jiggle jiggle, it folds
My body don’t just jiggle jiggle, it folds
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Update to Louis Theroux’s rap for hot fats
My body don’t just jiggle jiggle, it folds
My body don’t just jiggle jiggle, it folds
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"May I get the phone number?"
"And the licence plate number?"
The most important questions that few have the answers to without awkwardly patting their pockets for their phone or looking out the window at the car.
"May I get the phone number?"
"And the licence plate number?"
The most important questions that few have the answers to without awkwardly patting their pockets for their phone or looking out the window at the car.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, you can't leave that here."
"No, you can't leave that here."
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"May I get the phone number?"
"And the licence plate number?"
The most important questions that few have the answers to without awkwardly patting their pockets for their phone or looking out the window at the car.
"May I get the phone number?"
"And the licence plate number?"
The most important questions that few have the answers to without awkwardly patting their pockets for their phone or looking out the window at the car.
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Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
Tomorrow I will be rewatching heated rivalry just to feel something
February 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Tomorrow I will be rewatching heated rivalry just to feel something
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I desperately want a go on the scale model container ship
Pilots, in addition to virtual simulators, also train on scaled manned models. Using 1/25th scale models assisted by radio-controlled tractor tugs, pilots recreate the real-world challenges of ship handling. Here in Port-Revel, France. (IG sfbarpilots)
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I desperately want a go on the scale model container ship
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this may be the single most insufferable thing about the radical centrist caucus - not just extending good faith to obviously bad faith people but demanding everyone else do the same and chiding them when they don’t
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
this may be the single most insufferable thing about the radical centrist caucus - not just extending good faith to obviously bad faith people but demanding everyone else do the same and chiding them when they don’t
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 AM
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?
They weren’t friends, exactly. It was something more specific and deeper than that. They relied on each other the way they relied on gravity and the continued existence of the sun.
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 280 - The Story of Hanukkah
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 280 - The Story of Hanukkah
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
They weren’t friends, exactly. It was something more specific and deeper than that. They relied on each other the way they relied on gravity and the continued existence of the sun.
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 280 - The Story of Hanukkah
Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 280 - The Story of Hanukkah
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Imagine waking up in 2026 after a 100-year nap and having your mind blown by computers, the internet, cell phones, electric cars, space rockets, and people using groundhogs to predict the weather.
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Imagine waking up in 2026 after a 100-year nap and having your mind blown by computers, the internet, cell phones, electric cars, space rockets, and people using groundhogs to predict the weather.
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Oh FFS. Yes we have "software spying on us" issues. It's been a long-standing issue, WITHOUT CHINA.
So fix the problem with digital surveillance. Banning Chinese technology neither solves nor improves our personal security footprint.
globalnews.ca/video/116470...
So fix the problem with digital surveillance. Banning Chinese technology neither solves nor improves our personal security footprint.
globalnews.ca/video/116470...
Experts raise security concerns about Carney’s deal on Chinese EVs | Watch News Videos Online
Watch Experts raise security concerns about Carney’s deal on Chinese EVs Video Online, on GlobalNews.ca
globalnews.ca
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Oh FFS. Yes we have "software spying on us" issues. It's been a long-standing issue, WITHOUT CHINA.
So fix the problem with digital surveillance. Banning Chinese technology neither solves nor improves our personal security footprint.
globalnews.ca/video/116470...
So fix the problem with digital surveillance. Banning Chinese technology neither solves nor improves our personal security footprint.
globalnews.ca/video/116470...
Just slathering my entire body in biofreeze after a 2.5km snow shoe involving some pretty spectacular slopes 😩
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Just slathering my entire body in biofreeze after a 2.5km snow shoe involving some pretty spectacular slopes 😩