Caanerud
@caanerud.bsky.social
I sure like the feeling of an endless road
(I'm tired of doing what I'm told)
I know that life is fleeting and it all goes fast
(If no-one lives forever, who laughs last?)
(I'm tired of doing what I'm told)
I know that life is fleeting and it all goes fast
(If no-one lives forever, who laughs last?)
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NEW from me: #SkinnyTok influencer Liv Schmidt is making an est. $100k a month from the Skinni Societe, a group of girls encouraging each other to starve themselves. I joined the group and found at least 15 members who are still in high school. Here’s what else I saw: www.thecut.com/article/infl...
The Influencer Inspiring Girls to Eat As Little As Possible
In Liv Schmidt’s subscriber-only group chat, her followers — some of them in high school — encourage one another to achieve their weight-loss goals.
www.thecut.com
May 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
NEW from me: #SkinnyTok influencer Liv Schmidt is making an est. $100k a month from the Skinni Societe, a group of girls encouraging each other to starve themselves. I joined the group and found at least 15 members who are still in high school. Here’s what else I saw: www.thecut.com/article/infl...
Yeah but who gets rich off of caring for the public.
it costs way less money to take care of the public than it does perpetuating war and violence around the globe. public services are cheaper than bombs.
May 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Yeah but who gets rich off of caring for the public.
Wouldn't that be something. But according to Blue Sky liberals you just need to VOTE BLUE and everything will fix itself. Like they've been in a coma for 40 years.
Your country should be doing all kinds of stuff for you actually
May 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wouldn't that be something. But according to Blue Sky liberals you just need to VOTE BLUE and everything will fix itself. Like they've been in a coma for 40 years.
She's right guys. All the horrible people in power who are ruining the world will just peacefully give up power once she's elected and votes really, really hard.
I’m horrified by the murder of two Israeli embassy staffers at an event in DC last night.
The fact that the gunman said he did it to “free Palestine” makes me nauseous. Murdering people for their nationality is never acceptable and this violence hurts Jews, Israelis, *and* Palestinians.
The fact that the gunman said he did it to “free Palestine” makes me nauseous. Murdering people for their nationality is never acceptable and this violence hurts Jews, Israelis, *and* Palestinians.
May 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
She's right guys. All the horrible people in power who are ruining the world will just peacefully give up power once she's elected and votes really, really hard.
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half life 2 was genius for coming up a terrifying concept that speaks to everyone: "what if aliens showed up and put your shitty boss in charge of the entire earth"
May 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
half life 2 was genius for coming up a terrifying concept that speaks to everyone: "what if aliens showed up and put your shitty boss in charge of the entire earth"
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People say Andor is so dark and adult but it still has fun shit like characters named Semaj, assassins racing each other to kill politicians, rad starships, droids giving death stares, jokes about Fox News & cereal, & this goofy little alien bitch going off in support of fascism like Lindsay Graham
May 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
People say Andor is so dark and adult but it still has fun shit like characters named Semaj, assassins racing each other to kill politicians, rad starships, droids giving death stares, jokes about Fox News & cereal, & this goofy little alien bitch going off in support of fascism like Lindsay Graham
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yesterday i published this piece about Trump floating a bullshit plan to "raise taxes on the rich" in order to bait the media into talking about it. shortly after, the GOP released their tax plan, which naturally includes no tax such increase on the rich.
The Media Will Never Stop Falling For It
Trump's fake plan to tax the rich shows how little the mainstream media has learned
stringinamaze.net
May 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
yesterday i published this piece about Trump floating a bullshit plan to "raise taxes on the rich" in order to bait the media into talking about it. shortly after, the GOP released their tax plan, which naturally includes no tax such increase on the rich.
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"He’ll eat in a room with a floor covered in feces. He’ll ask, many times, for supplies to clean it up... he’ll gradually start to long to be deported to El Salvador, a country he barely knows. He’ll want this but won’t get it, because this is an ICE jail."
How is every story worst than the last?
How is every story worst than the last?
May 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"He’ll eat in a room with a floor covered in feces. He’ll ask, many times, for supplies to clean it up... he’ll gradually start to long to be deported to El Salvador, a country he barely knows. He’ll want this but won’t get it, because this is an ICE jail."
How is every story worst than the last?
How is every story worst than the last?
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"the money is too good to pass up"
Avelo Airlines has agreed to run deportation flights for the Trump administration. Commercial carriers typically avoid such work to keep away from politics, but the company's CEO said the money from ICE flights is too good to pass up.
Avelo Airlines Faces Backlash for Aiding Trump’s Deportation Campaign
www.nytimes.com
May 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"the money is too good to pass up"
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Average Onion subscriber.
May 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Average Onion subscriber.
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Yes, of course. It only counts as a bribe if someone says, "Hello. I am bribing you. Will you accept this bribe while we record this conversation?" and they say, "Yes. I am accepting your bribe in exchange for the action we both wrote down and signed together. Thank you for your corruption."
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Yes, of course. It only counts as a bribe if someone says, "Hello. I am bribing you. Will you accept this bribe while we record this conversation?" and they say, "Yes. I am accepting your bribe in exchange for the action we both wrote down and signed together. Thank you for your corruption."
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CDC reports 216 child deaths this flu season—most in 15 years
Measles surpasses 1000 cases—first time in 30 years
USA has the lowest life expectancy & highest infant & maternal mortality of any developed nation on Earth
This is what RFK + the for profit health scam industry has wrought us. Smh
Measles surpasses 1000 cases—first time in 30 years
USA has the lowest life expectancy & highest infant & maternal mortality of any developed nation on Earth
This is what RFK + the for profit health scam industry has wrought us. Smh
May 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
CDC reports 216 child deaths this flu season—most in 15 years
Measles surpasses 1000 cases—first time in 30 years
USA has the lowest life expectancy & highest infant & maternal mortality of any developed nation on Earth
This is what RFK + the for profit health scam industry has wrought us. Smh
Measles surpasses 1000 cases—first time in 30 years
USA has the lowest life expectancy & highest infant & maternal mortality of any developed nation on Earth
This is what RFK + the for profit health scam industry has wrought us. Smh
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a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing
May 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing
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Pirro is the 23rd former Fox employee Trump has named to his administration.
She's wildly unqualified to be DC's top prosecutor and was been described by her former executive producer as a "reckless lunatic."
Gonna thread some of her lowlights.
She's wildly unqualified to be DC's top prosecutor and was been described by her former executive producer as a "reckless lunatic."
Gonna thread some of her lowlights.
Trump just appointed Fox host Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia. Yes, Jeanine Pirro.
May 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Pirro is the 23rd former Fox employee Trump has named to his administration.
She's wildly unqualified to be DC's top prosecutor and was been described by her former executive producer as a "reckless lunatic."
Gonna thread some of her lowlights.
She's wildly unqualified to be DC's top prosecutor and was been described by her former executive producer as a "reckless lunatic."
Gonna thread some of her lowlights.
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Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
The entire administration is going to be staffed by Fox News hosts
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
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there exists no principle in the liberal mind that should not be abandoned the second it becomes politically inconvenient and that some voters cannot forsake morality to “vote strategically” is so intellectually mystifying that they are incapable of recognizing leftists as a constituency to be won
May 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
there exists no principle in the liberal mind that should not be abandoned the second it becomes politically inconvenient and that some voters cannot forsake morality to “vote strategically” is so intellectually mystifying that they are incapable of recognizing leftists as a constituency to be won
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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Since Trump took office, his family has made $2.9 billion in crypto.
Again, this is a level of corruption so cartoonish, so obvious & on the surface, that it seems to have stunned everyone to silence.
Again, this is a level of corruption so cartoonish, so obvious & on the surface, that it seems to have stunned everyone to silence.
Trump family's net worth has increased by $2.9 billion thanks to crypto investments, new report says
As the Trump family's crypto ventures increase their wealth, the president's administration pauses a dozen federal crypto probes.
www.cbsnews.com
May 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Since Trump took office, his family has made $2.9 billion in crypto.
Again, this is a level of corruption so cartoonish, so obvious & on the surface, that it seems to have stunned everyone to silence.
Again, this is a level of corruption so cartoonish, so obvious & on the surface, that it seems to have stunned everyone to silence.
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So awkward when the president won’t stop talking about locking up criminals and he’s been convicted of 34 felonies
May 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
So awkward when the president won’t stop talking about locking up criminals and he’s been convicted of 34 felonies
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An old man doesn’t need billions of dollars, he could be very happy with a million, or 2 or 3 or 4.
May 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
An old man doesn’t need billions of dollars, he could be very happy with a million, or 2 or 3 or 4.
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Joel Osteen’s mega church got $4.4 million in PPP loans, pays zero in taxes, owns two houses in Houston with one a 17,000-square-foot residence features six bedrooms, six bathrooms, three elevators, a one-bedroom guest house, and a pool house that Jesus died for.
May 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Joel Osteen’s mega church got $4.4 million in PPP loans, pays zero in taxes, owns two houses in Houston with one a 17,000-square-foot residence features six bedrooms, six bathrooms, three elevators, a one-bedroom guest house, and a pool house that Jesus died for.
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The U.S. Attorney’s Office is like your spouse: you get in a fight with them and make them mad enough they are ABSOLUTELY bringing up shit that happened in 2011
May 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The U.S. Attorney’s Office is like your spouse: you get in a fight with them and make them mad enough they are ABSOLUTELY bringing up shit that happened in 2011