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Full of delicious al pastor.
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{holds finger to earpiece} I’m being told that the divine epiphanies I’ve been having are in fact just basic pattern recognition
July 2, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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BIG Challenges 🐊
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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everyone will agree to my national housing program if we make the housing all art deco and mid century modern
My zoning code would only have two rules: glass tower skyscrapers should be adjacent from stonework ornamented ones to maximize cool reflections and there should be a Jamba Juice in every airport terminal. Otherwise, build whatever you want.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Hey, if your library has Kanopy (we just accessed it last night for the first time, holy molee, it's like the Criterion Collection in there, SO many excellent and classic films), they've got James Goldman's Christmas classic THE LION IN WINTER, which is essentially SUCCESSION, at Christmas, in 1187
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Me: Okay, no politics at my place during thanksgiving

Cat: Mao
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Annihilation
sorry for rewilding your wife. I hope it's some consolation to look at all the flora and fauna that are thriving inside her
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"tkins" as the sound effect for wolverine retracting his claws should be canon
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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sometimes i remember "calque" is a loanword and "loanword" is a calque and i get so pissed off
October 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.

The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).

www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Finished Death Stranding 2. It suffers from being a sequel to a complete game; it finds ways to extend and engage with the gameplay of the 1st, but without rebottling the lightning, and the story is straight nonsense. Still, it was a lot of fun, and nice to spend more time with those characters.
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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we can milk it a second time too!
reappearing in 60 cities in December
linktr.ee/hundredsofbe...
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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"You shouldn't let poets lie to you."
Happy Birthday, Bjork! 📺💕
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Soldier boys II, arid warfare uniform. (cont.)
December 30, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Knight Miku:
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Knight sabers
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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large vizier models are typically trained using backtreasoning, where the model steps backwards through a plot or scheme to arrive at the cradle of twisted desires that birthed it
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Doing a new bit where I say “when I was younger” to describe something that happened like a week ago, annoying everyone with no tangible benefit
June 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM