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For non-Brits: Britain has a very odd formalised system where politicians are helped to anonymously insult and denounce each other, and generally hurl vexatious allegations and wreck each other’s projects. Yes, of course this empowers bullshit artists and shitehawks. No, it’s not clear what we gain.
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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When is Starmer going to pander to Labour-Green switchers with better job security, action against landlords, a green new deal that means something, etc. etc.
Starmers worried about the Green Party challenging this governments failures.

He's right to be.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
January 23, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Super excited to share the cover of my children’s book Jacob’s Transition Goals!

Jacob’s Transition Goals is about an 8 year old transgender boy who starts playing football for his local boys team. It’s a joyful story that I wish I’d been able to read when I was a trans kid.

Out April 21st!

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January 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Hundreds and hundreds of people have joined the Green Party since this was broadcast.

Together - we are growing this movement.

Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk
Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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The lesson here is NOT that this is the US as normal; the lessons are 1) that Trump is not an *unprecedented* evil, and without systemic change there will be others like him; and
2) that Western culture now views all those *past* episodes as villainous, and the current period will be no different.
I fear my tipping point into madness is "Thus is un-American" posts in response to ICE terrorizing immigrants. I beg you to open Wikipedia (I would say a book but let's start small) and read up on The Trail of Tears, Fugitive Slave Catchers, Japanese internment, Indian Boarding schools & Jim Crow
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Mister Beast, stay out of Ghana, you have been warned, Vodún was created here and I have no compunctions about seeing a village witch to make it so that when you touch down in Kotoka, it is like your own personal hellish Shutter Island
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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how many time travelers did his parents talk to
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Notching a rare win: House passed spending bills with all anti-trans riders removed—no care bans, no school funding threats, nothing.
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...
BREAKING: House Passes Spending Bills With All Anti-Trans Riders Stripped Out
Provisions targeting gender-affirming care and trans students were removed during negotiations. The bill now heads to the Senate
open.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Fuck it.

I’m in.
Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
every time you see 5 or more posts from users you follow bemoaning a strain of post that you've never seen in the wild, flip a coin. heads, praise your taste in curating yr follow list. tails, delete your account and try to build a new follow list where you see the posts they're complaining about
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Pro tip: Men, when you are out on the town exhibiting mating behavior be sure to check for bows. This will save you an incredible amount of time and allow you to throw all your pitches at an occupied batting cage, if you get my drift.

Wild Lee Complex
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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July 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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did he post a picture from the underway submarine? you bet he did
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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"The idea that money is being wasted is far more comforting than the recogniton that it was never there"
the local government theory of everything
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Organisations that have signed our “Biological Sex” and Its Variants are Transphobic Slurs open letter.

Any organisation that would like to sign the letter in support, please get in touch with us via DM or our website.

tacc.org.uk/biological-s...

Individuals can also sign via the link above.
January 23, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.

A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.

The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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TL:DR - Vampires can’t come in unless some prick *invites* them in, and there’s always some prick, somewhere.
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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…. the late Bruno Latour remarked that “Brazil is today what Spain was in 1936, during the civil war: it is where everything that will be important in the next decades is visible.”

read phenomenal world in English and Portuguese!
www.phenomenalworld.org/interviews/b...
Brazil and the World System
An interview with Brazil's Minister of Finance, Fernando Haddad
www.phenomenalworld.org
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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lads lads im hearing that troops and flags might be purely cynical symbolism exploited by people who don't care about anything except their own right wing politics
Where are the poppy patriots? Why are they completely silent on this grotesque insult to our armed forces and specifically the 2,000 UK service and civilian personnel who were injured and the 457 who died in Afghanistan?
imagine being the father or mother or son or daughter or sibling of one of those brave British troops who died in Afghanistan, and having to listen to this crass ignorance
January 23, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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there are countries with absolutely banging comparative histories of deposing tyrants and bastards but the UK's main one was Charles I four hundred years ago. this country is just not primed for it and, moreover, isn't good at it, because that man ended up as a trilogy
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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If you cared about teenagers' mental health, you'd be campaigning for more skate-parks and cycle-paths, subsidised music courses and access to sports-centres, rather than moaning about smartphones.
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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You're watching BBC Scotland.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM