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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · Apr 30

The English will put in a system that harms 10000 to stop 1 taking the piss, at the cost of helping 100000.

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 4h

Probably because its the person I suspected it was.

Language style and name wasa giveaway

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 4h

Nope. Its Bluesky flagging my account as "rude" 5 days ago.

I've appealed

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 4h

The talking style and use of "bronto" remind me of someone from waaayyyy back in the facebook days

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 4h

Change a letter, ruin a song:

Probe my Love

norwich city form @colinwmd.bsky.social · 4h

Change a letter, ruin a song:

Mum Bop

Russell Hillman (but said in a spooky voice) @allhellismrsun.bsky.social · 7h

Change a letter, ruin a song.

Breaking The Lav

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 4h

Still in Lichfield?

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 4h

Ilchev?

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 5h

I think ALL Labour MPs need to show us their school English results.
if any didn't get an A level they should resign

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 5h

A Bluesky account you control (
@saintthejase.bsky.social
) has repeatedly posted hostile and unsolicited replies to other users. As a result of your behaviour, we have flagged your account with a "Rude" label to warn other users.

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 7h

This label indicates behavior that goes against our community guidelines and the need to treat other users with respect.

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But of course no actual evidence or listing of posts

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 7h

A Bluesky account you control (@saintthejase.bsky.social) has repeatedly posted hostile and unsolicited replies to other users. As a result of your behaviour, we have flagged your account with a "Rude" label to warn other users.

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 7h

Bluesky flagged me as a "rude" poster. I have appealed

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 7h

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 7h

Just to make sure I have this correct.

If you don't have an A-Level English or equivalent pass, then you're not British and Shabana Mahmood can kick you out the country whenever she feels like?

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 7h

Just to make sure I have this correct.

If you don't have an A-Level English or equivalent pass, then you're not British and Shabana Mahmood can kick you out the country whenever she feels like?

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 9h

Ok. About 4 proper ones
Lots of bullshit ones (tooth brushing) or “establish fund” which has zero effect on anything

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 9h

Trying to find a list of what they have actually achieved though. To see if most of that 18 are bullshit or pisswilly ones

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 9h

Of the 83 key pledges made by Labour, they have already achieved 18 of these

22% delivered. Which ain’t bad

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 9h

The important stuff to people, mainly the cost of living crisis is untouched. While they plan to piss away billions on digital id

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

Important to note that this isn’t a problem for the billionaire buying media properties. If they make them into successful rightwing propaganda? Cool more money. If it fails? Cool they’ve destroyed one of the few outlets with the resources to investigate them. Either way they achieved their goal

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 11h

Nah, your safe. They will treat you like an escaped goat they keep blaming

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 14h

How will it make life better?
How will it make things more difficult for people who ignore current legislation now?

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 14h

Reminds me of the South Park where the boys are a barber shop quartet playing for the old folks.
And they were doing Nirvana and other music from my time.

I realised then, that I was old

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 14h

Get off my lawn whippersnapper!!!

*shakes fist*

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 14h

Hope they removed the battery or they could risk a lithium fire under that tank

Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 15h

I keep some of mine, ones I will read again or have sentimental value, but the rest can go

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Jason, but with a Shabana Mahmood mask on @saintthejase.bsky.social · 15h

I agree with you.

My usual comeback is
“Oh, so you won’t dispose of that copy of Angels and Demons then?”