Mark Trail
marktrail.bsky.social
Mark Trail
@marktrail.bsky.social
Jack-of-All Ceremonies, Cheaplance Writer, Nature Boy, Record Collector and Reasonable Person.
In 1972, Wayne Cochran's band included Jaco Pastorius. And now you know the rest of the story.

Paul Harpy
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
From my experience, whenever housewives go rogue, someone always tries to blame the banjo.

Natasha Clawhammer
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I was just reading that the attempt to have a new James Comey trial got weird.

Missy Handler
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I appreciate it when images have explanatory labels. It helps me know what to think. But don't try to tell me what to do - that's my call. Did I ever tell you about the time I tried out for the Solid Gold Dancers?

Andy Pendant
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hello Guv'nors! A good politician is like a good apple.

Misty Fein-Simile
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyone already working on plans for New Year's Eve?

Big Bill Balldrop
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hang time should always be judgment-free time.

U. Doyou
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I really like those deals where tiny people are in tricky situations.

Albert Disappeared
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You can try but I don't think you're going to get it out.

Paula Lott
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Before you rush to judgment as to what a terrible thing larceny is, please take the time to hear the backstory. Okay, now you can judge them.

Justine Need & Bill Meelater
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Come on Dick, the kids want to hear you say "Keep on Chooglin'" again!

Clarence Creamwalker
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In which room do you keep your James Thurber drawings?

Andy Drawingroom
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Damn woman, your head smells funky! But I still love you.

Merle Travesty
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Do you go for one eye or two?

Dee Visible
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Beware of revisionist history.

Jimmy DeFacts
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Please stop saying that Wavy Gravy is dead. It was only a flesh wound. In other news, smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Yul B. Uptadate
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's fun to have a grandson who's 5 and 3/4 years old, mostly because I remember the magic of getting the perfect Christmas present from Grandpa.

Mike Ithappen
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If I'm going to go down, the man had better bring something a lot more potent than this "false pretenses" bullshit.

Iben Framed
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Jonathan Richman and Randy Newman - two of my all-time favorite musical men. I hope they are both thoroughly enjoying their golden years.

Jess Gessin
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Thank goodness it's Friday. I want to see what these alien virus people pleasers are really up to. The key to the whole situation has to be in storage locker number nueve, down in Paraguay.

Darby Dozen
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Rate the fitness - who's fresh and who's frosin'?

Frodo Dewclaw
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is everyone out there still getting along with your most significant other?

Anna Pointoff-Contention
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's a good time to focus on toning down the idolatry, so as to not piss off any of the one true gods. Watch out for things like golden calves or suspicious symbols and statues. Pass on speaking in tongues or releasing devotional ululations. Basically, keep things on the down low.

Kiefer Loki
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I am being urged to not go shopping today. That's easy enough - there are plenty of other things I could be doing. But it won't be decorating for Christmas. I'll have to wait for more excitement to build on that front.

Gowan Widflow
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I like that band, Cream. Even if they did have problems with their hair and pants and stuff. I don't usually go for theatrical sounding rock singers but Jack Bruce won me over. I guess Eric turned out to be something of a knucklehead but it's not like I need him for medical advice.

Leroy Swlabry
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM