Bob
@bumbledan.bsky.social
Just going to hang out and take things easy. Disregard first sentence. Generally easy to get along with, but interact at your own risk.
The boy in the brown hoodie does not deserve whatever punishment he's gonna end up getting.
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The boy in the brown hoodie does not deserve whatever punishment he's gonna end up getting.
Good for her.
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Good for her.
Whoever decided to use that particular picture knew exactly what they were doing, because it's perfect.
God forbid women do anything
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Whoever decided to use that particular picture knew exactly what they were doing, because it's perfect.
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This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)
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I hope I'm somewhere awful when It Happens, like the dentist. So forever after I'll have a positive association: "I remember where I was that day. Having the best root canal ever"
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I hope I'm somewhere awful when It Happens, like the dentist. So forever after I'll have a positive association: "I remember where I was that day. Having the best root canal ever"
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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My idea:
1: Hire one of those delivery robots.
2: Fart into it.
3: Have it delivered to someone.
4: Surprise!
I'm a genius.
1: Hire one of those delivery robots.
2: Fart into it.
3: Have it delivered to someone.
4: Surprise!
I'm a genius.
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
My idea:
1: Hire one of those delivery robots.
2: Fart into it.
3: Have it delivered to someone.
4: Surprise!
I'm a genius.
1: Hire one of those delivery robots.
2: Fart into it.
3: Have it delivered to someone.
4: Surprise!
I'm a genius.
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I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I’ve always felt that figure skating moves should have more practical names. Instead of using esoteric words like “Lutz” or “Salchow,” they should be called things like “Wheeeee!” and “Look at my vagina.”
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Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.
Fantastic thread.
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Fantastic thread.
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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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"The Kid Rock Halftime Show, Brought To You By The My Pillow Guy, Some Company That Sells Doomsday Flashlights, Freeze Dried No Expiration Meals, And A Bible That's Really A Hand Grenade, And A Guy Who Sells Term Life Insurance And Tickets To The Afterlife.
And now your host, Kevin Sorbo."
And now your host, Kevin Sorbo."
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"The Kid Rock Halftime Show, Brought To You By The My Pillow Guy, Some Company That Sells Doomsday Flashlights, Freeze Dried No Expiration Meals, And A Bible That's Really A Hand Grenade, And A Guy Who Sells Term Life Insurance And Tickets To The Afterlife.
And now your host, Kevin Sorbo."
And now your host, Kevin Sorbo."
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
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Trump posted more than 60 times on Truth Social last night, but he handed his phone to an “unknown staffer” when the video depicting the Obamas as apes was posted?
GTFOH
GTFOH
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Trump posted more than 60 times on Truth Social last night, but he handed his phone to an “unknown staffer” when the video depicting the Obamas as apes was posted?
GTFOH
GTFOH
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HELP FOR SOMEONE KIDNAPPED BY ICE!
Oliver Aguillon is the nephew of one of my mom's friends, and his family is raising funds to help fight for his freedom.
Please consider making a donation! If you can't, hit repost and/or share with comrades by email/text. Thank you!
Oliver Aguillon is the nephew of one of my mom's friends, and his family is raising funds to help fight for his freedom.
Please consider making a donation! If you can't, hit repost and/or share with comrades by email/text. Thank you!
Donate to Help Oliver Aguillon Fight ICE Detention, organized by Norma Herrera
My husband, Oliver Hilario Aguillon, has recently been detained by ICE, and our… Norma Herrera needs your support for Help Oliver Aguillon Fight ICE Detention
www.gofundme.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
HELP FOR SOMEONE KIDNAPPED BY ICE!
Oliver Aguillon is the nephew of one of my mom's friends, and his family is raising funds to help fight for his freedom.
Please consider making a donation! If you can't, hit repost and/or share with comrades by email/text. Thank you!
Oliver Aguillon is the nephew of one of my mom's friends, and his family is raising funds to help fight for his freedom.
Please consider making a donation! If you can't, hit repost and/or share with comrades by email/text. Thank you!
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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shot a man in reno just to increase the murder rate for the reno metro area as part of a longterm plan to humiliate the newly elected sheriff who was my boyhood companion until our paths were crossed by a flamehaired girl who laughed like the dawn and how we sparred for her favor until the ague came
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
shot a man in reno just to increase the murder rate for the reno metro area as part of a longterm plan to humiliate the newly elected sheriff who was my boyhood companion until our paths were crossed by a flamehaired girl who laughed like the dawn and how we sparred for her favor until the ague came
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
I don't much care for the phrase "must read", but this is absolutely that.
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I don't much care for the phrase "must read", but this is absolutely that.