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Will Bari Weiss ask the hard question everyone wants to know about the Vice President: has he overcome his cushion addiction?
After the Erika Kirk town hall with Bari Weiss flopped this weekend, CBS News has decided to turn it into a whole series.

The network announced that it will be called "Things That Matter" and will be in conjunction with The Free Press. The next town hall will feature -- JD Vance.
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Free of the constraints of wearing a suit and tie, Bongos will return to one of his favorite activities as a private citizen: ruining the neckholes of sweaters.
December 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I will say this for the Trump Administration: It is the most impressive collection of dingleberries every assembled in American political history. A cabinet packed with dipshits who not only know nothing useful, but have declared war on all useful knowledge.
An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This administration feels like a government you'd see portrayed in a Paul Verhoeven movie.
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This man’s memorial will become the largest urinal in human history.
Trump on Rob Reiner: He was a deranged person… Trump derangement syndrome. I was not a fan. I thought he was very bad for our country.
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Terminator 2 in Sacramento. It was the middle of the summer and the AC in the theater had gone out, but the theater was still packed. During a desert scene that seemed to make the theater feel even hotter, a guy yelled out “more heat.” Everyone lost it.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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These people have serious problems.
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Somewhere in America, Jay Cutler is setting up a betacam next to his van to film his drop backs
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I think we would be better off under a William J. Lepetomane presidency.
Awful: Trump just admitted in a new interview that he knows "very little" about the Honduran ex-president he pardoned. This guy trafficked a gazillion times more drugs into the US than anyone Trump has executed. Wrecks his case for the boat bombings.

New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
Trump Accidentally Sabotages Case for Bombings in New Interview Fiasco
The president’s claims about the boat killings and his pardon of the Honduran ex-president in a new Politico interview should finally convince Republicans that they, and we, must get to the bottom of ...
newrepublic.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It still itches.
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It says a lot about how many horrific beatdowns the Bears have received from the Packers that I am upbeat because we ALMOST won
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Neolithica’s “Master of Conches” was an absolute banger back in the day
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Is there anything AI can't ruin?
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Rooting for society to hang on a little longer so I can see how this Bears season ends.
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This student is surely pro-life yet had no qualms about having a grammatical abortion
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Imma about ta excommunicate yous from dat seat if yous don’t bring it to ah full and upright position
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Every week with the Bears feels like an entertaining night out that crashes into an ODing nightmare and then ends with John Travolta giving me an adrenaline shot. But damn if it isn’t exciting.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trump is the easiest president to manipulate in history. If you are a popular figure and flatter him a little, he will do a 180 and smile and shake your hand even after he's told everyone you will lead this country straight to hell. Mamdani should milk that cow until it runs dry.
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Outside of Trump activating a nuclear strike from the toilet, there is no one in this government who will kill more people than this Swiss-cheese brained nutjob.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I had to drop into the Bad Place to make sure this was a real Grok response. 10/10, no notes.
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Regardless of how this Bears season turns out, the super cut of Caleb Williams avoiding sacks will be epic
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Joyce Carol Oates burned Elon worse than any Tesla could.
this is how joyce carol oates executed elon musk on live television
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Our Senate Democrats:

youtu.be/Oa795-Cmck8?...
Job offer fail
YouTube video by Movie Theater Rats
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The 2025 Bears seem hell-bent on giving me a stroke
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM