Jairo Z
bskyote.bsky.social
Jairo Z
@bskyote.bsky.social
Surely we did not just pay $8 for a gummy kebab at the aquarium.
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is this good?
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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April 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Damian’s really into opening things right now, zippers, bags, boxes. He is constantly saying “what’s inside?”
Which, of course, triggers the opening number from the musical “Waitress” to play in my head

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nvxK...
Waitress: The Musical Movie Clip - Opening Scene (2023)
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Coming Soon
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January 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible

🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Hi, I’m a couple minutes a clearly exhausted parent took their eyes off a mobile infant
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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many current problems began when people started trusting computer. you must never trust computer. computer is the machine that hates you
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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smoking is negatively correlated with Parkinson's and there was a neuroscientist who used to give talks at UW and every time he said that he was like please stop cheering
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Happy new year, bsky. Let’s continue raising our blood pressure.
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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i think at least 4 of these are basically guaranteed
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I always tell students if you ask a good question the article will write itself
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Towards A Holistic Understanding of Mom and Dad's Fridge: Organizing Soda Cans and Leftovers in the Age Of Post-Semiotic "Third Segment" Middle Drawers
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Benoit Blanc and Philomena Cunk independently investigate the same murder and come to the same correct conclusion for vastly different reasons
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can’t find a respectable bag to carry my laptop, guess who’s about to hit airport with the brothers?
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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omg they rebranded ice cream
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM