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In a world of chaotic uncertainty and binary polarisation, at least there’s one thing we can all agree on. Right?
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make this go viral please.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
make this go viral please.
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"No, Flavor, I said pose with a massive *clock*."
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"No, Flavor, I said pose with a massive *clock*."
Take a bow.
#SongsAboutBugs
Dead ant , dead ant, dead ant , dead ant , dead ant dead ant , dead ant🤦♂️
Dead ant , dead ant, dead ant , dead ant , dead ant dead ant , dead ant🤦♂️
a pink panther with big yellow eyes is standing in front of a pink background that says pnk
ALT: a pink panther with big yellow eyes is standing in front of a pink background that says pnk
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Take a bow.
It’s worse than they thought. So, so much worse. Will no one think of the children?
A truly terrifying thread about the extraordinary perks asylum seekers are getting.
Prepare to be SHOCKED
Prepare to be SHOCKED
Shocking Home Office documents - seen by
the Daily Express - reveal that asylum seekers at a former military base are allowed to ....
....WAIT FOR IT....
Play badminton three times a week.
the Daily Express - reveal that asylum seekers at a former military base are allowed to ....
....WAIT FOR IT....
Play badminton three times a week.
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It’s worse than they thought. So, so much worse. Will no one think of the children?
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Wouldn’t it be great if someone OTHER than racists got pandered to once in a while? Why do they get all the pandering? Wouldn’t it be nice to live in a society where the “concerns” of people who AREN’T semi-literate piss-blooded wife-beaters were treated as a priority?
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Wouldn’t it be great if someone OTHER than racists got pandered to once in a while? Why do they get all the pandering? Wouldn’t it be nice to live in a society where the “concerns” of people who AREN’T semi-literate piss-blooded wife-beaters were treated as a priority?
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An early release we can really rejoice.
And I love how many knots this has tied the noisy minority into.
And I love how many knots this has tied the noisy minority into.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
An early release we can really rejoice.
And I love how many knots this has tied the noisy minority into.
And I love how many knots this has tied the noisy minority into.
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Hieronymus Bo… Oh wait a minute.
#FamousPeopleInAppliances
#FamousPeopleInAppliances
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hieronymus Bo… Oh wait a minute.
#FamousPeopleInAppliances
#FamousPeopleInAppliances
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He stees you when you're stleeping.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He stees you when you're stleeping.
I can’t believe they didn’t sack him in July 2024. Would have been my first act as a new PM after that appalling election coverage.
Gibb has to go - he won't go willingly, the govt have to sack him.
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
Ex-BBC boss leads calls for end to political appointments to board
Tony Hall urges government to bolster BBC’s independence as MPs and union seek Robbie Gibb’s removal from board
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I can’t believe they didn’t sack him in July 2024. Would have been my first act as a new PM after that appalling election coverage.
Turns out, when houses on a street go from circa £100k in 1995 to over £1.2m 30 years later, you end up having entitled twats as neighbours.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Turns out, when houses on a street go from circa £100k in 1995 to over £1.2m 30 years later, you end up having entitled twats as neighbours.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Donnie boy from all of us combined in Canada.
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Donnie boy from all of us combined in Canada.
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
But as none of them were underage girls, he barely took notice of them.
#ModerniseANurseryRhyme
He had ten thousand men
But as none of them were underage girls, he barely took notice of them.
#ModerniseANurseryRhyme
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
But as none of them were underage girls, he barely took notice of them.
#ModerniseANurseryRhyme
He had ten thousand men
But as none of them were underage girls, he barely took notice of them.
#ModerniseANurseryRhyme
Hey Richard Smith, get ready for a rollercoaster week ahead.
Fucking hunt.
Fucking hunt.
This is Richard Smith of the South Durham Hunt and he thinks it’s ok to hit a horse over the head. Make this ‘man’ famous.
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
Filmed by North East Hunt Monitors on 08/11/25
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hey Richard Smith, get ready for a rollercoaster week ahead.
Fucking hunt.
Fucking hunt.
Famous glove puppet is totally upstaged by Sooty & Sweep live on TV
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(Honestly, keep the sound off- it’s just Jenerick being, well, generic and pointing at stuff he was responsible for.)
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(Honestly, keep the sound off- it’s just Jenerick being, well, generic and pointing at stuff he was responsible for.)
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Famous glove puppet is totally upstaged by Sooty & Sweep live on TV
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(Honestly, keep the sound off- it’s just Jenerick being, well, generic and pointing at stuff he was responsible for.)
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(Honestly, keep the sound off- it’s just Jenerick being, well, generic and pointing at stuff he was responsible for.)
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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Mother Nature's actual name is Janet Earth
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Mother Nature's actual name is Janet Earth
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He should escort a severely autistic kid on a 5-mile walk to school one morning.
The little arse hole will soon learn what the real world is like.
The little arse hole will soon learn what the real world is like.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
He should escort a severely autistic kid on a 5-mile walk to school one morning.
The little arse hole will soon learn what the real world is like.
The little arse hole will soon learn what the real world is like.
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Worked for BBC as a rural reporter & was horrified to see our BBC pandering to RW & slowly losing its precious neutrality.
IMHO we have to have an independent review, probably sack some & bring in stricter rules to protect BBC from malicious outside influence
IMHO we have to have an independent review, probably sack some & bring in stricter rules to protect BBC from malicious outside influence
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Worked for BBC as a rural reporter & was horrified to see our BBC pandering to RW & slowly losing its precious neutrality.
IMHO we have to have an independent review, probably sack some & bring in stricter rules to protect BBC from malicious outside influence
IMHO we have to have an independent review, probably sack some & bring in stricter rules to protect BBC from malicious outside influence