Don’t Run With Scissors
@bsky-sam.bsky.social
In a world of chaotic uncertainty and binary polarisation, at least there’s one thing we can all agree on. Right?
Curtain Twitchers of the World Unite.
(Have you tried GooGone?)
(Have you tried GooGone?)
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Curtain Twitchers of the World Unite.
(Have you tried GooGone?)
(Have you tried GooGone?)
You cannot escape the Neighbourhood Watch
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
You cannot escape the Neighbourhood Watch
Those scwewy wokesters.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Those scwewy wokesters.
Funny old war that class one.
You can starve, freeze and squeeze one side literally to death, but to even look sideways at the other’s offshore activities and it’s all rolling around on the floor looking for a VAR decision.
Fucking fuckers.
You can starve, freeze and squeeze one side literally to death, but to even look sideways at the other’s offshore activities and it’s all rolling around on the floor looking for a VAR decision.
Fucking fuckers.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Funny old war that class one.
You can starve, freeze and squeeze one side literally to death, but to even look sideways at the other’s offshore activities and it’s all rolling around on the floor looking for a VAR decision.
Fucking fuckers.
You can starve, freeze and squeeze one side literally to death, but to even look sideways at the other’s offshore activities and it’s all rolling around on the floor looking for a VAR decision.
Fucking fuckers.
That seems unlikely.
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
That seems unlikely.
Would that be much worse than kissing from a pathology perspective?
My sympathy goes to whoever has to change the lightbulbs.
My sympathy goes to whoever has to change the lightbulbs.
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Would that be much worse than kissing from a pathology perspective?
My sympathy goes to whoever has to change the lightbulbs.
My sympathy goes to whoever has to change the lightbulbs.
I guess this shows why many of his voters don’t really mind about things like Epstein.
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I guess this shows why many of his voters don’t really mind about things like Epstein.
The internet is on fire today. That is genius.
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The internet is on fire today. That is genius.
That’s how far right we have shifted since 97. Thatcher excepted.
Major *was* a Tory tosspot but god I’d have those Tories back in a flash.
(In opposition and nowhere near government. Christ. And not Hurd, Tebbit or… yeah, no, scratch that. Terrible idea)
Major *was* a Tory tosspot but god I’d have those Tories back in a flash.
(In opposition and nowhere near government. Christ. And not Hurd, Tebbit or… yeah, no, scratch that. Terrible idea)
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That’s how far right we have shifted since 97. Thatcher excepted.
Major *was* a Tory tosspot but god I’d have those Tories back in a flash.
(In opposition and nowhere near government. Christ. And not Hurd, Tebbit or… yeah, no, scratch that. Terrible idea)
Major *was* a Tory tosspot but god I’d have those Tories back in a flash.
(In opposition and nowhere near government. Christ. And not Hurd, Tebbit or… yeah, no, scratch that. Terrible idea)
Is it the beginning of the end? I’ll even be ok with the beginning of the beginning of the end.
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is it the beginning of the end? I’ll even be ok with the beginning of the beginning of the end.
Crocodile tears. When stuff goes up, someone’s profiting. Often the same ones who bleat on about it.
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Crocodile tears. When stuff goes up, someone’s profiting. Often the same ones who bleat on about it.
You didn’t mention the Batman suit. The Batman suit is pertinent.
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You didn’t mention the Batman suit. The Batman suit is pertinent.
Well now I’m not even going to bother.
Perfect.
Perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Well now I’m not even going to bother.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Shocked? I’m utterly shuttlecocked.
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Shocked? I’m utterly shuttlecocked.
(That theme tune that just popped into your head is Hill Street Blues, not Taxi. Btw)
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
(That theme tune that just popped into your head is Hill Street Blues, not Taxi. Btw)
And that’s how we ended up with the sitcom ‘Taxi’
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And that’s how we ended up with the sitcom ‘Taxi’
I’ll never understand why he let one of his granny defrauding ‘plumbers’ do his face lift instead of a surgeon.
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I’ll never understand why he let one of his granny defrauding ‘plumbers’ do his face lift instead of a surgeon.