Don’t Run With Scissors
@bsky-sam.bsky.social
In a world of chaotic uncertainty and binary polarisation, at least there’s one thing we can all agree on. Right?
Those scwewy wokesters.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Those scwewy wokesters.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Fair.
Zan Usi?
Zan Usi?
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Fair.
Zan Usi?
Zan Usi?
An early release we can really rejoice.
And I love how many knots this has tied the noisy minority into.
And I love how many knots this has tied the noisy minority into.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
An early release we can really rejoice.
And I love how many knots this has tied the noisy minority into.
And I love how many knots this has tied the noisy minority into.
Buddy is also 10 this year too. He says if you ever want to chase squirrels together he’s totally up for it.
After this nap…
After this nap…
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Buddy is also 10 this year too. He says if you ever want to chase squirrels together he’s totally up for it.
After this nap…
After this nap…
Turns out, when houses on a street go from circa £100k in 1995 to over £1.2m 30 years later, you end up having entitled twats as neighbours.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Turns out, when houses on a street go from circa £100k in 1995 to over £1.2m 30 years later, you end up having entitled twats as neighbours.
I can’t avoid the comparison.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I can’t avoid the comparison.
Oh dear, how sad.
Next do Kuenssberg and Mason
Then throw ‘balance’ in the bin and cancel Nigel’s next round of appearances and book Ed and Jack in his place.
#bbc
Next do Kuenssberg and Mason
Then throw ‘balance’ in the bin and cancel Nigel’s next round of appearances and book Ed and Jack in his place.
#bbc
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh dear, how sad.
Next do Kuenssberg and Mason
Then throw ‘balance’ in the bin and cancel Nigel’s next round of appearances and book Ed and Jack in his place.
#bbc
Next do Kuenssberg and Mason
Then throw ‘balance’ in the bin and cancel Nigel’s next round of appearances and book Ed and Jack in his place.
#bbc
Well friends, we left home many moons ago. Along the way we have faced much hardship, won and lost many a battle. We have lost friends and gained new allies along the way, yet still our distant families are in our hearts.
But now, finally, our merry band of brothers has arrived.
Behold: Exidor.
But now, finally, our merry band of brothers has arrived.
Behold: Exidor.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well friends, we left home many moons ago. Along the way we have faced much hardship, won and lost many a battle. We have lost friends and gained new allies along the way, yet still our distant families are in our hearts.
But now, finally, our merry band of brothers has arrived.
Behold: Exidor.
But now, finally, our merry band of brothers has arrived.
Behold: Exidor.
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I can’t see this upsetting anyone at all, oh no. There definitely will not be filled nappies, thrown toys or temper tantrums over this by anyone…
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I can’t see this upsetting anyone at all, oh no. There definitely will not be filled nappies, thrown toys or temper tantrums over this by anyone…
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Fucking serves him right.
Fucking serves him right.
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Fucking serves him right.
Fucking serves him right.
October 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yes they have here in the UK! Given the suggestion list often notes things I said a few hours ago, this is a very 2001 search result. Suspicious much?
October 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yes they have here in the UK! Given the suggestion list often notes things I said a few hours ago, this is a very 2001 search result. Suspicious much?
No Nonchalance Zone
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No Nonchalance Zone
Small black dog
September 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Small black dog
I’ve been wracking my brain cell to come up with a derogatory term to define Reform and particularly its leadership. They’ve been using Woke and Lefty on us, it’s time we had one in reply.
And I’ve got the perfect word for Farage.
Please, please Internet, make this happen 🙏
#farageIsAPonce
And I’ve got the perfect word for Farage.
Please, please Internet, make this happen 🙏
#farageIsAPonce
September 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’ve been wracking my brain cell to come up with a derogatory term to define Reform and particularly its leadership. They’ve been using Woke and Lefty on us, it’s time we had one in reply.
And I’ve got the perfect word for Farage.
Please, please Internet, make this happen 🙏
#farageIsAPonce
And I’ve got the perfect word for Farage.
Please, please Internet, make this happen 🙏
#farageIsAPonce
But those G-Wiz cars are so convenient to park...
(Never mind anyone else of course)
(Never mind anyone else of course)
September 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
But those G-Wiz cars are so convenient to park...
(Never mind anyone else of course)
(Never mind anyone else of course)
Pop up your silly flags, someone will always out smart you.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Pop up your silly flags, someone will always out smart you.
September 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
September 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Up above the streets and houses…
Lovely double rainbow over North London tonight. Possibly the brightest one I can remember seeing.
#rainbow #butimthebestatsingingarentigeoffry 🤐
Lovely double rainbow over North London tonight. Possibly the brightest one I can remember seeing.
#rainbow #butimthebestatsingingarentigeoffry 🤐
September 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Up above the streets and houses…
Lovely double rainbow over North London tonight. Possibly the brightest one I can remember seeing.
#rainbow #butimthebestatsingingarentigeoffry 🤐
Lovely double rainbow over North London tonight. Possibly the brightest one I can remember seeing.
#rainbow #butimthebestatsingingarentigeoffry 🤐